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Funny Integrity Quotes
Funny Quotes about Integrity

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With courage, you will dare to take risks,
have the strength to be compassionate,
and the wisdom to be humble.
Courage is the foundation of integrity.
- Keshavan Nair

Healthy children will not fear life if their elders
have integrity enough not to fear death.
- Erik H. Erikson

The glue that holds all relationships together -
including the relationship between; the leader and the led
is trust, and trust is based on integrity.
- Brian Tracy

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely.
It is absolutely touch and go.
Each one of us could make the difference.
- R. Buckminster Fuller


 

The integrity of the game is everything.
- Peter Ueberroth

Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Nothing is at last sacred, but the integrity of your own mind.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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Live so that when your children think of fairness,
caring and integrity, they think of you.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A building has integrity just like a man.
And just as seldom.
- Ayn Rand

Integrity reveals beauty.
- Thomas Leonard

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity.
Without it, no real success is possible,
no matter whether it is on a section gang,
a football field, in an army, or in an office.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Be Impeccable With Your Word.
Speak with integrity.
Say only what you mean.
Avoid using your word to speak against yourself
or to gossip about others.
Use the power of your word
in the direction of truth and love.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Arguments of convenience lack integrity and inevitably trip you up.
- Donald Rumsfeld

There is an integrity to INXS, in the music,
that makes it worthwhile.
- Michael Hutchence

Nashville used to have more integrity than just looking at the bottom line.
- Crystal Gayle

However, I do firmly believe in maintaining the integrity of the animal.
- Janine Turner

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have
the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
- Sandra Bernhard

It's very disappointing...
Anything that harms the integrity of the game is terrible.
We always thought we were immune to drugs in baseball,
but we know that's not true anymore.
- Harmon Killebrew

If you have integrity, nothing else matters.
If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
- Alan K. Simpson

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
- Confucius

I am most proud of my integrity and least proud of my cynicism.
- Chloe Sevigny

I want to say here and now, that I demand unshakable
integrity of every State employee.
- Charles Edison

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.
- Chinua Achebe

A thing is right when it tends to preserve the integrity,
stability and beauty of the biotic community.
It is wrong when it tends otherwise.
- Aldo Leopold

To maintain one's individuality, integrity,
and true personality in the theatre is a big task.
- Cyril Cusack

It's a big challenge for me to keep my integrity and
some of my privacy intact.
- Sarah McLachlan

It's hard to exaggerate the importance of preserving
the financial integrity of Social Security.
- Bill Delahunt

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which
the merely improbable lacks.
- Douglas Adams

When you're actually making the film,
you're constantly battling to maintain its integrity.
- Ted Kotcheff

Live with integrity, respect the rights of other people,
and follow your own bliss.
- Nathaniel Branden

We always felt that if you do something with quality and integrity,
then it's going to come back to you.
- Herb Alpert

Does that mean we should give up? Probably.
But there are two issues worth considering.
The first is - is it really true that drugs destroy
the integrity of the game?
- Malcolm Gladwell

Anything that harms the integrity of the game is terrible.
We always thought we were immune to drugs in baseball,
but we know that's not true anymore.
- Harmon Killebrew

They will sustain the constitution and laws and institutions of the United States,
and be the champions of liberty and of that constitution
when its integrity shall be threatened.
- Lorenzo Snow

The Leadership Training Institute of America trains
and equips young men and women to be leaders with high
standards of personal morality and integrity.
- Michael Burgess

The same characters that keep reappearing,
bigger than life, find their own integrity in doing
what they do the way they do it,
even if it causes their own deaths.
- Robert Aldrich

I don't think you can compromise, news either has integrity or it doesn't.
It either is accurate, balanced and fair or it isn't.
- Richard Parsons

You must consider the bottom line, but make it integrity before profits.
- Denis Waitley

There's a lot of integrity with musicians;
you really still aspire to grow,
and be great, to be the best version of yourself you can be.
- Sheryl Crow

There are actually very few US politicians who have integrity and vision.
- David Korten

Confidence in others' honesty is no light testimony of one's own integrity.
- Michel de Montaigne

Integrity of life is fame's best friend,
which nobly, beyond death, shall crown in the end.
- John Webster

And it is no less true, that personal security and
private property rest entirely upon the wisdom,
the stability, and the integrity of the courts of justice.
- Joseph Story

For better or worse, I've always tried to march to
my own drum and tell it like it is,
while preserving some integrity and style.
God, I'm fabulous!
- Michael Musto

If you don't have integrity, you have nothing.
You can't buy it.
You can have all the money in the world,
but if you are not a moral and ethical person,
you really have nothing.
- Henry Kravis

You can't, in sound morals, condemn a man for taking
care of his own integrity.
It is his clear duty.
- Joseph Conrad

The man who cannot believe in himself cannot believe in anything else.
The basis of all integrity and character is whatever
faith we have in our own integrity.
- Roy L. Smith

Men of integrity are generally pretty obstinate,
in adhering to an opinion once adopted.
- William Cobbett

Selling drug secrets violates a trust that is fundamental
to the integrity of both scientific research and our financial markets.
- Charles Grassley

Integrity is the lifeblood of democracy.
Deceit is a poison in its veins.
- Edward Kennedy

A task becomes a duty from the moment you suspect it
to be an essential part of that integrity which alone
entitles a man to assume responsibility.
- Dag Hammarskjold

If somebody thinks I have an integrity problem,
then the honest thing to do is to tell me what they
think it is and let me address it.
- Janet Reno

My father is a man of impeccable character who has
worked tirelessly for the United Nations for many years.
His integrity is beyond reproach.
- Kojo Annan

Integrity is integrity.
I don't push it to the side because I'm talking to Julia Roberts.
- Maria Menounos

Calamity is the test of integrity.
- Samuel Richardson

Attend with Diligence and strict Integrity to the Interest
of your Correspondents and enter into no Engagements
which you have not the almost certain Means of performing.
- George Mason

It's all about humanity, humility, and integrity.
- Debra Wilson

Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity
of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.
- Steve Coogan

The important things are children, honesty,
integrity and faith.
- Andy Williams

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it
falls apart once you check it out.
If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?
- Ken Kesey

The Voting Rights Act of 1965 was indeed a vital instrument of democracy,
ensuring the integrity and reliability of a democratic
process that we as a Country hold so dear.
- Charles Rangel

He who closes his ears to the views of others shows
little confidence in the integrity of his own views.
- William Congreve

Integrity has been enhanced.
- Paul Goldberger

I'm not in the advertising business,
but I think it would be very nice if people went to see the film Hamlet,
because it was made with love and integrity.
- Julie Christie

I felt that to do this drug, I had to become someone
totally different than I was.
I had to compromise my integrity, my value system.
I knew it was so wrong.
- Kelli White

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
- Larry Hagman

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire.
Their eyesight, yes.
- Leo Durocher

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct,
not by their professions.
- Junius

I chose Sony Classics, not just because of their practical experience,
not just because of their wisdom in marketing,
but mainly because of their integrity.
- Arthur Cohn

If love means that one person absorbs the other,
then no real relationship exists any more.
Love evaporates; there is nothing left to love.
The integrity of self is gone.
- Ann Oakley

Speaking for myself, my very integrity as a human being
needs to include my freedom to explore who I am both
spiritually and sexually.
Not just to explore - but to practice.
- Malcolm Boyd


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