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Funny Insomnia Quotes
Funny Quotes about Insomnia

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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many different ailments,
but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
- Jon Stewart

The mania started with insomnia and not eating and being driven,
driven to find an apartment, driven to see everybody,
driven to do New York, driven to never shut up.
- Patty Duke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
- Arthur Baer


 

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- W. C. Fields

In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in
which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

I prefer insomnia to anaesthesia.
- Antonio Tabucchi


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Insomnia is a gross feeder.
It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking,
including thinking about not thinking.
- Clifton Fadiman

The Sixth Sense is not a good white film.
Insomnia is not a good white film.
They're just good films.
So why we can't we have good films that happen to have black people,
or Asian, or Latino, or any other minority group in them?
- Eriq La Salle

Impossible to spend sleepless nights and accomplish anything:
if,
in my youth, my parents had not financed my insomnias,
I should surely have killed myself.
- Emile M. Cioran

The existence of an anthropomorphic
"Father-figure" deity is not impossible,
merely exceptionally improbable and illogical.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
- Mark Twain

Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

The only way to discover the limits of the possible
is to go beyond them into the impossible.
- Arthur C. Clarke

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a persons determination.
- Tommy Lasorda

There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked.
It's impossible to be mature without having lived.
- Amy Grant

Stand often in the company of dreamers.
They believe you can achieve impossible things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I won't predict anything historic.
But nothing is impossible.
- Michael Phelps

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been
declared impossible before they were done.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Every noble work is at first impossible.
- Thomas Carlyle

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
- William Faulkner

Music expresses that which can not be said
and on which it is impossible to be silent.
- Victor Hugo

Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools.
The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task.
- Haim G. Ginott

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
will make violent revolution inevitable.
- John F. Kennedy

All that is necessary to break the spell
of inertia and frustration is this:
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
- Audrey Hepburn

It has become impossible to give up the enterprise
of disarmament without abandoning the whole great adventure
of building up a collective peace system.
- Arthur Henderson

Who so loves believes the impossible.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise,
just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine
it run by a board of gods.
- H. L. Mencken

Living in dreams of yesterday, we find ourselves still
dreaming of impossible future conquests.
- Charles Lindbergh

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive;
easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
- Henry Peter Brougham

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to
the North Pole by dog team.
There will be too much open water.
- Will Steger

Failure is impossible.
- Susan B. Anthony

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you
to reach the heights of your capabilities
or make the money that you want
without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy

If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible,
he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible,
he is very probably wrong.
- Arthur C. Clarke

It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
- Mother Teresa

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.
- Jean de La Fontaine

It is impossible to begin to learn
that which one thinks one already knows.
- Epictetus

Things are only impossible until they're not.
- Jean-Luc Picard, character in STAR TREK: The Next Generation

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place
the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert,
gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just
enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
- Agnes Repplier

Start by doing what's necessary;
then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Love without conversation is impossible.
- Mortimer Adler

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have
the power to choose either.
- Wayne Dyer

He who molds the public sentiment...
makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.
- Abraham Lincoln

It is impossible to predict the time and progress of revolution.
It is governed by its own more or less mysterious laws.
- Vladimir Lenin

The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.
- Robert H. Schuller

It is difficult to say what is impossible,
for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today
and the reality of tomorrow.
- Robert H. Goddard

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible,
then they seem improbable, and then,
when we summon the will,
they soon become inevitable.
- Christopher Reeve

It always seems impossible until its done.
- Nelson Mandela

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible.
I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.
- Debi Thomas

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- Bugs Baer

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.
- John Keywood

It is impossible for a man to conceal himself.
In every act, word or gesture,
he stands revealed as he is,
and not as he would have himself appear to be.
From the Universe, nothing is or can be hidden.
- Ernest Holmes

Failure does not exist.
Failure is simply someone else's opinion of how
a certain act should have been completed.
Once you believe that no act must be performed
in any specific other-directed way,
then failing becomes impossible.
- Wayne Dyer

It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals,
because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out.
Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything
I still believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, for so long, with so little,
we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
- Mother Teresa

You have to imagine it possible before you can see something.
You can have the evidence right in front of you,
but if you can't imagine something that has never existed before,
it's impossible.
- Rita Dove

Gary Oldman is impossible to steal a movie from.
He's such a great actor, he's off the hook.
I love him.
- Kevin Bacon

What I learned as an actor was the only way you could
really do August Wilson's work,
you had to leave an ounce of your essence on that stage,...
Otherwise it was impossible.
- Charles S. Dutton

With the piano I'm completely in control of the gestural
situation-not that I'm going to play the piece myself,
but I know what's difficult, what's impossible.
- Luc Ferrari

There's not a hip-hop artist that didn't snatch of piece of Bob Marley.
It's totally impossible.
- Wyclef Jean


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