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Funny Insecurity Quotes
Funny Quotes about Insecurity

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A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Anger is a manifestation of a deeper issue...
and that, for me, is based on insecurity,
self-esteem and loneliness.
- Naomi Campbell

It is playing safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity.
- Dag Hammarskjold

The task we must set for ourselves is not to feel secure,
but to be able to tolerate insecurity.
- Erich Fromm


 

I'd been around women who put me down,
made me feel bad, or said things to fuel my insecurity.
- Michael Bergin

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity.
- Dag Hammarskjold

Bigotry and judgment are the height of insecurity.
- Jasmine Guy


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The innovative spirit was America's strongest attribute,
transforming everything into a brave new world,
but there lingered an insecurity about the arts.
- Arthur Erickson

She's probably in denial that she's a great big ball
of insecurity and I'm quite well aware that I am one.
- Boy George

But so much of being an actor isn't so great -
the auditioning,
the rejection, the financial insecurity.
- Douglas Wood

Insecurity and resignation mingle with the hope for a better order.
- Gustav Heinemann

Each one of us requires the spur of insecurity to force us to do our best.
- Harold W. Dodds

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right
combination of insecurity,
exercise, bulimia and surgery.
- G. B. Trudeau

The negative aspects of Scottish Nationalism are a
kind of aggressive complacency,
that sort of boasting; but that's an expression of insecurity,
I think, of a lack of confidence.
- Douglas Dunn

I have the show because I'm insecure.
It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic,
that makes me need the audience.
- Ray Romano

Bad directors will tell you they absolutely know how to do it,
and how it has to happen; there's this insecurity that
leads them to feeling like they have to control everything.
- Molly Parker

I had no idea that he was going to write that,
but I've always believed that insecurity was what would
keep you always in your innocence,
no matter what the business did.
- Sally Kirkland

The psychic task which a person can and must set for
himself is not to feel secure,
but to be able to tolerate insecurity.
- Erich Fromm

For good and evil, man is a free creative spirit.
This produces the very queer world we live in,
a world in continuous creation and therefore continuous change and insecurity.
- Joyce Cary

That's why you find a lot of entertainers are insecure,
because it's the perfect camouflage for insecurity.
- Gloria Gaynor

Insecurity, commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people,
is the basic tool of the actor's trade.
- Miranda Richardson

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity.
That's the truth.
And on that note, I'll say goodnight.
God love you.
- Bobby Darin

It stands to the everlasting credit of science
that by acting on the human mind
it has overcome man's insecurity
before himself and before nature.
- Albert Einstein

It's an old adage that the way to be safe is never to be secure...
Each one of us requires the spur of insecurity to force us to do our best.
- Harold W. Dodds

I always told, Sandra Bullock was my student when she was younger,
I always told her it's important that we hold on to our insecurity,
the wisdom of insecurity.
- Sally Kirkland

I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,'
and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside.
I feel plagued by insecurity.
- Ben Affleck

It is equally demonstrable that so far as Texas is concerned,
there have been equal confusion, insecurity and injustice
in the administration of the State governments.
- William H. Wharton

There's too much insecurity on studio sets,
with all the people standing around,
whispering.
- Illeana Douglas

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.
- Jim Carrey

Insecurity is just something that's there all the time.
I've never been crippled by it.
- Catherine Keener

I don't miss the economic insecurity,
the living paycheck to paycheck.
- Drew Carey

I think the elections have gone well,
although there is so much insecurity in Iraq.
So far during the counting of ballots,
there has not been a significant complaint.
We have to wait to see what the outcome of the counting is.
- Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani

Creative people are very insecure people because they
don't know whether people like them or are in awe of them.
That insecurity always comes out.
It makes them a better actor, I feel.
- Persis Khambatta

Most men are very attached to the idea of being male,
and usually experience a lot of fear and insecurity
around the idea of being a man.
Most women are very identified with their gender,
and also experience a tremendous amount of fear and insecurity.
- Andrew Cohen

First, his job approval ratings have been trending down for many months,
a trend that has accelerated in recent weeks as the
war on terrorism has been supplanted in the public's
mind by corporate scandals,
stock market declines, and a growing sense of economic insecurity.
- Thomas E. Mann

I find it strange the way human nature wants heroes
and yet wants to destroy their heroes.
It's a kind of mass insecurity people want something
to look up to and get a buzz off but,
at the same time, want to destroy it because it makes them feel insecure.
- Danielle Dax

It's a bit loose and the people in my group have got other groups.
They don't have to have a total allegiance to me.
I think that's really a bit weird and showing some weird insecurity.
- Graham Coxon

I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask:
'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.'
Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity.
They don't know how they should be feeling.
- Jim Dale

It goes to establish a just and permanent principle
of trade which puts an end to all serious fluctuations
in prices and consequently,
to all the insecurity and ruin which these fluctuations produce;
and to build up those who are already ruined.
- Josiah Warren

For me, every day is a new thing.
I approach each project with a new insecurity,
almost like the first project I ever did.
And I get the sweats.
I go in and start working, I'm not sure where I'm going.
If I knew where I was going I wouldn't do it.
- Frank Gehry

Success can make you go one of two ways.
It can make you a prima donna - or it can smooth the edges,
take away the insecurities, let the nice things come out.
- Barbara Walters

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities.
I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
- Billy Connolly

I always wondered if I was supposed to be excellent at something or not.
I think, because of that, I have a lot of insecurities about myself.
- Christopher Atkins

Cherish believes that God made her with a special purpose.
Like any teenage girl, she has her insecurities,
but for the most part she has a real healthy self-esteem.
- Charlene Tilton

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the
conversations I have in my head about life,
and my worries and fears and insecurities.
- Zach Braff

Many times I've sat with a camera and another actor
and seen all their fears and insecurities and struggles.
You want to support them and help them as much as you can.
- Christopher Eccleston

I want my boys to have an understanding of people's emotions,
their insecurities, people's distress,
and their hopes and dreams.
- Princess Diana

I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey,
but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.
- Gail Porter

When you first are in front of the camera as a young person,
you'd be surprised at all the insecurities you can get.
- Kurt Russell

You win the presidency by connecting with the American
people's gut insecurities and aspirations.
You win with a concept.
- Thomas Friedman

I have my share of insecurities, hopes and fears.
- Stephan Jenkins

We're very open and outspoken about our faith and our beliefs.
We also talk about our doubts, our moments of insecurities.
We talk about it all day, how we're inspired by God.
We recognize little miracles every day,
and that's how we're raising our daughter.
- Boris Kodjoe

A lot of times black folks look for love in all the wrong places.
You're always looking for somebody to love you,
be accepted, and there's the insecurities that are
even transmitted through rap.
Everyone is trying to aim to please too much.
- Chuck D. *q

If the constitutional treaty is rejected it will be back to square one,
just at a time when we want Europe to be a more effective
force for good in the world,
when we need to buttress ourselves against the pressures
and insecurities of globalization.
- Peter Mandelson

You know, we have to take these characters -
who,
granted, have their separate personalities but,
on a lot of levels, are pretty two-dimensional -
and make them into people with flaws,
with insecurities.
- Rachael Leigh Cook

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control
and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe

You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure about you.
We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us.
- Marianne Williamson

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves,
Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.
- Marianne Williamson

As a teenager I was so insecure.
I was the type of guy that never fitted in because
he never dared to choose.
I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all.
For nothing.
And that thought took away all my ambition too.
- Johnny Depp

I'm insecure about everything, because...
I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond,
blue-eyed girl.
That is my idea of what I'd like to look like.
- Cher

My parents felt that acting was far too insecure.
Don't ask me what made them think that painting would be more secure.
- John Hurt

In Hollywood there are a lot of very insecure men running the business.
- Rosanna Arquette

Actors are such an insecure breed.
- Joshua Leonard

I'm the most insecure guy in Hollywood.
If you had it good all your life, you figure it can't ever get bad,
but when you had it bad, you wonder how long a thing like this will last.
- Alan Ladd

Paper currency has hitherto been regarded with suspicion,
as insecure.
- John Buchanan Robinson

You check to see the facts are correct where business
is concerned but if I read everything that was written about me,
I'd end up feeling totally insecure about myself.
- Elle Macpherson

Actors are an insecure breed.
It's hard to have your career depend upon other people's opinions of what you do.
- Alyssa Milano

Power has to be insecure to be responsive.
- Ralph Nader

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure
person and I've always wanted to be liked.
- Peter Steele

I feel uncomfortable because I'm insecure about who I am.
- Trent Reznor

I've worked with a lot of people who are more famous
than myself who are terribly insecure.
- Barry Gibb


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