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Funny Innocence Quotes
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Being part of the natural world reminds me
that innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel

Innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel

Through our own recovered innocence
we discern the innocence of our neighbors.
- Henry David Thoreau

Mind is repetitive, mind always moves in circles.
Mind is a mechanism: you feed it with knowledge,
it repeats the same knowledge,
it goes on chewing the same knowledge again and again.
No-mind is clarity, purity, innocence.
No-mind is the real way to live,
the real way to know, the real way to be.
- Osho


 

To vice, innocence must always seem only a superior kind of chicanery.
- Ouida

Once you start asking questions, innocence is gone.
- Mary Astor

There have always been poets who performed.
Blake sang his Songs of Innocence and Experience to parties of friends.
- Adrian Mitchell


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It's the first villain that I've played in a movie
that has absolutely no vulnerability and no innocence,
nothing whatsoever that is likeable about her other than she's so bad.
- Daryl Hannah

Resentment seems to have been given us by nature for a defense,
and for a defense only!
It is the safeguard of justice and the security of innocence.
- Adam Smith

I didn't do what they said I did.
I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence.
- Dick Morris

All we can do is keep going up against then as long
as Ray is alive because when he dies it will not be
possible to establish the truth of his innocence in a court of law.
- William Pepper

Power is something of which I am convinced there is
no innocence this side of the womb.
- Nadine Gordimer

Anxiety is the beginning of conscience,
which is the parent of the soul but is not compatible with innocence.
- Angela Carter

I started writing books for children because I could
illustrate them myself and because,
in my innocence, I thought they'd be easier.
- Mark Haddon

The Southerner is usually tolerant of those weaknesses
that proceed from innocence.
- Flannery O'Connor

The essential self is innocent, and when it tastes
its own innocence knows that it lives for ever.
- John Updike

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more
humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
- Johan Huizinga

Innocence is always unsuspicious.
- Joseph Joubert

The only thing I was trying to portray was serenity.
Also, innocence, vulnerability and elegance.
- Sylvia Kristel

Atheism is aristocratic; the idea of a great Being
that watches over oppressed innocence and punishes
triumphant crime is altogether popular.
- Maximilien Robespierre

Whether we knew many who died on September 11 or personally knew none,
we all lost something on that day.
Innocence.
Security.
A trust that our homeland would always be safe.
- Bob Taft

Victims suggest innocence.
And innocence, by the inexorable logic that governs all relational terms,
suggests guilt.
- Susan Sontag

The more decadent a culture gets, the more they have
a need for what they don't have at all,
which is innocence, so you end up with kiddie porn
and a perverse obsession with youth.
- Joni Mitchell

The innocence that feels no risk and is taught no caution,
is more vulnerable than guilt, and oftener assailed.
- Nathaniel Parker Willis

Individualism is rather like innocence;
there must be something unconscious about it.
- Louis Kronenberger

If U.S.
foreign policy results in massive death and destruction abroad,
we cannot feign innocence when some of that destruction is returned.
- Ward Churchill

Innocence most often is a good fortune and not a virtue.
- Anatole France

The knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence unattainable.
- Irving Howe

Zen says that if you drop knowledge -
and within knowledge everything is included;
your name, your identity, everything,
because this has been given to you by others -
if you drop all that has been given by others,
you will have a totally different quality to your being: innocence.
This will be a crucifixion of the persona, the personality,
and there will be a resurrection of your innocence.
You will become a child again, reborn.
- Osho

People are entitled to the presumption of innocence.
- Barney Frank

Innocence of heart and violence of feeling are necessary
in any kind of superior achievement:
The arts cannot exist without them.
- Louise Bogan

The United States government can indict you on something,
and now you've got to prove your innocence.
And that's not the Constitution of the United States.
- Leonard Peltier

Being at the centre of a film is a burden one takes
on with innocence the first time.
Thereafter, you take it on with trepidation.
- Daniel Day Lewis

Whoever blushes is already guilty; true innocence is ashamed of nothing.
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

All things truly wicked start from innocence.
- Ernest Hemingway

Innocence is like polished armor; it adorns and defends.
- Bishop Robert South

Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
- Robert Browning Hamilton

What innocence, may I ask, is being played here when
it is known that this virtuous damsel has already got
a dozen illegitimate children?
- Nikita Khrushchev

I think innocence is something that adults project
upon children that's not really there.
- Donna Tartt

I would certainly say that films like Time Code and
the Loss of Sexual Innocence were far more rewarding
to me in terms of being able to move forward as a filmmaker.
- Mike Figgis

Maimonides taught that it is better that 10 criminals
go free than let one innocent man be executed.
The Innocence Project represents that point of view.
- Norman Lamm

When you become a parent, or a teacher,
you turn into a manager of this whole system.
You become the person controlling the bubble of innocence around a child,
regulating it.
- Kazuo Ishiguro

Crime butchers innocence to secure a throne,
and innocence struggles with all its might against the attempts of crime.
- Maximilien Robespierre

Every act of rebellion expresses a nostalgia for innocence
and an appeal to the essence of being.
- Albert Camus

In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence,
which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
- A. E. Housman

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
- Mignon McLaughlin

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.
- Jean Baudrillard

I don't know how to defend myself: surprised innocence
cannot imagine being under suspicion.
- Pierre Corneille

The writer cannot abandon himself simply to inspiration,
and feign innocence vis a vis language,
because language is never innocent.
- Juan Goytisolo

Art is the fatal net which catches these strange moments
on the wing like mysterious butterflies,
fleeing the innocence and distraction of common men.
- Giorgio de Chirico

I had no idea that he was going to write that,
but I've always believed that insecurity was what would
keep you always in your innocence,
no matter what the business did.
- Sally Kirkland

It may part of a one way evolution...
or it may be we are currently on the downside of an
innocence cycle where one day,
with an up cycle, sweet will be entertaining again.
- Christopher Knight

I think it's hard to write about children and to have an idea of innocence.
- Donna Tartt

Writing novels preserves you in a state of innocence -
a lot passes you by -
simply because your attention is otherwise diverted.
- Anita Brookner

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure,
a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth,
a link between angels and men.
- Martin Farquhar Tupper

Art saved me; it got me through my depression and self-loathing,
back to a place of innocence.
- Jeanette Winterson

Jesse Jackson, when I met him, he had an innocence
about him which is still very much a part of him today.
- Jackie Jackson

Every life is a march from innocence,
through temptation, to virtue or vice.
- Lyman Abbott

America fell in love with the innocence of a kid who just was honest,
saying, I did the best I could, and I had no formal training.
- Paula Abdul

Never resist a sentence you like, in which language
takes its own pleasure and in which,
after having abused it for so long, you are stupefied by its innocence.
- Jean Baudrillard

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell,
wandering the world, meaning no harm.
- Graham Greene

Innocence could be considered a discrete state of mind.
- John Shirley

Remorse is virtue's root; its fair increase are fruits
of innocence and blessedness.
- William C. Bryant

Where choice begins, Paradise ends, innocence ends,
for what is Paradise but the absence of any need to choose this action?
- Arthur Miller

Unlike any other business in the United States,
sports must preserve an illusion of perfect innocence.
- Lewis H. Lapham

I think that freshness and that innocence is something
that is missing from a lot of female singers.
I'm certainly not denying that I'm young,
but I'm not fluff.
- Jessica Simpson

Innocence in genius, and candor in power,
are both noble qualities.
- Madame de Stael

Bad company is as instructive as licentiousness.
One makes up for the loss of one's innocence with the
loss of one's prejudices.
- Denis Diderot

Justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes.
- Samuel Butler

The pain comes from knowing that we have never been safe,
and therefore will never be safe again.
It comes from knowing we can never be so ignorant again.
It comes from knowing we can never be children again.
Losing innocence.
Remembering heaven.
That was the essence of hell.
- John Jakes

I might have some character traits that some might
see as innocence or naive.
That's because I discovered peace and happiness in my soul.
And with this knowledge, I also see the beauty of human life.
- Tobey Maguire


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