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Funny Inhospitable Quotes
Funny Quotes about Inhospitable

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Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success
from inhospitable surroundings,
is the price of all great achievements.
- Orison Swett Marden

The best an American can look forward to is the lonely
pleasure of one who stands at long last on a chilly
and inhospitable mountaintop where few have been before,
where few can follow and where few will consent to believe he has been.
- George F. Kennan

This is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill

Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Life is serious? Why?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing should be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Murray Butler

Humor is a serious thing.
I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources,
which must be preserved at all cost.
- James Thurber

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
- Charles de Gaulle

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Politics is a profession; a serious, complicated and,
in its true sense, a noble one.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The concept of two people living together for 25 years
without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit
only to be admired in sheep.
- A. P. Herbert

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
- Brendan Gill

To beat the market you'll have to invest serious bucks
to dig up information no one else has yet.
- Merton Miller

I've been to war, and it's not easy to kill.
It's bloody and messy and totally horrifying,
and the consequences are serious.
- Oliver Stone

It is difficult to discern a serious threat to religious
liberty from a room of silent,
thoughtful schoolchildren.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
- Alan Kay

People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter

The moment you start seeing life
as non-serious, a playfulness,
all the burden on your heart disappears.
All the fear of death, of life,
of love - everything disappears.
- Osho

Feels good to try, but playing a father,
I'm getting a little older.
I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
- Adam Sandler

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play.
It is bound up with hatred, jealousy,
boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence.
In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
- George Orwell

Movies are a complicated collision of literature,
theatre, music and all the visual arts.
- Yahoo Serious

In most communities it is illegal
to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly.
Should it not be considered serious international misconduct
to manufacture a general war scare
in an effort to achieve local political aims?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression
of free speech and assembly.
Men feared witches and burnt women.
It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Satire is fascinating stuff.
It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down,
there is a drift towards satire, because it's the only
thing that makes any sense.
- Ben Nicholson

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
- Philip K. Dick

But ya have to make videos in the States.
Usually ours just look too serious.
We haven't got it together.
- Evan Dando

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory,
they say I'm being too serious.
- Joel Hodgson

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some
kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
- Ron Livingston

My first serious project was photographing badgers -
very,
very difficult as they are shy and nocturnal.
- Nigel Dennis

Great, big, serious novels always get awards.
If it's a battle between a great, big,
serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
- Neil Gaiman

There must be something solemn, serious,
and tender about any attitude which we denominate religious.
If glad, it must not grin or snicker;
if sad,
it must not scream or curse.
- William James

Your glass will not do you half so much service as
a serious reflection on your own minds.
- Mary Astell

But then I came to the conclusion that no,
while there may be an immigration problem,
it isn't really a serious problem.
The really serious problem is assimilation.
- Samuel P. Huntington

Oh, I was super serious about practicing and rudiments,
and still am.
I still have all my books.
- Travis Barker

Human affairs are not serious, but they have to be taken seriously.
- Iris Murdoch

Men love war because it allows them to look serious.
Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
- John Fowles

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron,
isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food.'
- Johnny Depp

The advent of a new religion, making serious and impressive
claims to embody a new revelation from on high,
is not a frequent occurrence.
- Robert Rainy

I'm very serious; I don't waste my earnings.
- Eva Herzigova

If no one wants to jump into a Kim Weston and drive it down the street.
That's fine with me I don't care.
I know my work is good and I know it's serious work.
- Kim Weston

Know about the appeals process, especially in the case
of the most serious crimes.
- Marilyn vos Savant

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too
serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
- Charles de Gaulle

A considerable number of persons are able to protect
themselves against the outbreak of serious neurotic
phenomena only through intense work.
- Karl Abraham

I like serious films, the moneymaking blockbusters
that don't make any kind of sense and John Carpenter films.
- Pam Grier

The American polity is infected with a serious imbalance
of power between elites and masses,
a power which is the principal threat to our democracy.
- Paul Wellstone

I began as a boy with artistic talent...
as a visual artist...
I thought that was what I'd become and in my late teens
drifted into reading serious literature.
- Russell Banks

My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen.
I apparently was very serious and reflective.
- Tim Robbins

I think fiction is a very serious thing,
that while it is fiction, it is also a revelation of truth,
or facts.
- John McGahern

When that second airplane hit the building,
we all changed.
We need to get back to some serious thinking.
- Steven Tyler

Travel is the frivolous part of serious lives,
and the serious part of frivolous ones.
- Anne Sophie Swetchine

I don't think any movie I would do would be too serious or serious at all.
- Mike Judge

Most breast cancer-related deaths can be prevented
through simple and painless preventive measures.
A late diagnosis can result in more serious,
long-term consequences.
- Olympia Snowe

I didn't think I'd ever be able to do movies.
That was for serious actors.
- Steve Buscemi

I think all phases of one's career are serious if you
take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
- Bill Murray

Politics begin where the masses are,
not where there are thousands,
but where there are millions, that is where serious politics begin.
- Vladimir Lenin

If a man insisted always on being serious,
and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation,
he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
- Herodotus

I have now taken a serious task upon myself and I fear
a greater one that is in the power of any man to perform
in the given time-but it is too late to go back.
- Eli Whitney

But I think it is a serious issue to wonder about the
other platonic absolutes of say beauty and morality.
- Roger Penrose

We need to get serious about combating gang violence on Long Island,
and the entire nation.
- Tim Bishop

We will continue to do all we can to protect the public
health against these dietary supplements that have
been found to cause serious illness and injury.
- Andrew von Eschenbach

Education has failed in a very serious way to convey
the most important lesson science can teach:
skepticism.
- David Suzuki

This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis.
And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you
end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself.
- Marie Osmond

I think the state has some serious problems.
Just look at the layoffs going on across the state,
not just in Chicago.
It affects the middle class.
It pushes people down.
- Richard M. Daley

We must take away the government's credit card.
With limits on both tax revenue and borrowing,
the Federal government would finally be forced to get
serious about spending cuts.
- Alan Keyes

I've just had an operation, but nothing too serious.
- Syd Barrett

It serves notice that President Bush is serious about promoting freedom,
because free societies are a lot more peaceable than
dictatorships and monarchies.
- Tony Snow

I began demonstrating against serious culture.
In hindsight, the actual course of events has been very humiliating for me,
because no one picked up on the intellectual critique I made.
- Henry Flynt


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