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Funny Independent Women Quotes
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Some of the best roles are for women in these independent,
smaller movies.
- Kyra Sedgwick

Time is the most valuable thing on earth:
time to think,
time to act, time to extend our fraternal relations,
time to become better men, time to become better women,
time to become better and more independent citizens.
- Samuel Gompers

There was an interesting article in Los Angeles Magazine about women directors.
A woman director makes one bad independent film and her career is over.
Guys tend to get an opportunity to learn from their mistakes.
- Dick Wolf

It is capitalist America that produced the modern independent woman.
Never in history have women had more freedom of choice in regard to dress,
behavior, career, and sexual orientation.
- Camille Paglia


 

Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hero needed - apply now -
open minded independent thinker -
courage preferred.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most important outcome of education
is to help students become independent of formal education.
- Paul E. Gray


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Part of your heritage in this society is the opportunity
to become financially independent.
- Jim Rohn

Happiness is a choice - independent of circumstances.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look
like independent thinkers.
- Edgar R. Fiedler

Like a Cat, I am Independent, Patient, Alert, and Decisive.
When the time is right, I pounce on opportunity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and
independent distribution system.
The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.
- Don Henley

The way to happiness is what I call Zero-Based Gratitude.
Each day be happy and grateful for what you have,
independent of yesterday and of other people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Any human being who is becoming independent of conditionings,
of religions, scriptures, prophets and messiahs, has arrived home.
He has found the treasure which was hidden in his own being.
- Osho

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital.
Capital is only the fruit of labor,
and could never have existed if labor had not first existed.
Labor is the superior of capital,
and deserves much the higher consideration.
- Abraham Lincoln

The greatest force in the human body
is the natural drive of the body to heal itself -
but that force in not independent of the belief system.
Everything begins with belief.
What we believe is the most powerful option of all.
- Norman Cousins

I am simultaneously ME - an independent BEing
of free-will and bold courage,
and ME - an integral and inseparable element
of the web of timeless creation.
I am a paradox - a duality -
and yet an entirely unified ME.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm a teenager, but I'm independent -
I have my own apartment,
I have my own life.
And I think I have learned more than any of those teenagers have in school.
I learned to be responsible, leaving my family and coming here alone.
- Adriana Lima

Every human has four endowments- self awareness, conscience,
independent will and creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom...
The power to choose, to respond, to change.
- Stephen Covey

There are always at least five good films at the end
of the year to get nominated,
but generally speaking nowadays, it's more of the independent
films that are recognized.
- Mark Rydell

Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless
he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell.
- George Orwell

We on our part will stick to our independent foreign policy of peace,
acting forever as a strong defender of world peace
and a persistent proponent of common development.
- Jinato Hu

I have grown up alone.
I've taken care of myself.
I worked, earned money and was independent at 18.
- Ingrid Bergman

Henceforth, we shall be happy to be a free citizen
in an independent country.
- Bao Dai

Most artists like to think of themselves as rugged individualists,
as independent characters.
- Jack Levine

Independent films are where you really get to cut your
teeth and have some fun and do the things that mainstream
Hollywood doesn't want to do.
- Anthony Anderson

I've always been an independent person,
but that independence was in the setting of security.
- Patricia Heaton

The nobility of a human being is strictly independent
of that of his convictions.
- Jean Rostand

We know from science that nothing in the universe exists
as an isolated or independent entity.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality,
while the living person is dependent and has no individuality.
- Karl Marx

Our seniors have worked long and hard to better the economy,
raise families and serve their communities.
They deserve to live independent and active lives in their golden years.
- Christopher Dodd

The class of citizens who provide at once their own
food and their own raiment,
may be viewed as the most truly independent and happy.
- James Madison

In my grandfather's lab, scientists did independent research,
and peers reviewed and commented on its merits.
Politics, he taught me, had no place in the scientific process.
- Tammy Baldwin

A great actor is independent of the poet,
because the supreme essence of feeling does not reside in prose or in verse,
but in the accent with which it is delivered.
- Lee Strasberg

I grew up in a very literate, very independent household
where people spoke their ideas and were very supportive
of helping each other find their own way.
- Lucinda Williams

A strenuous effort must be made to train young people
to think for themselves and take independent charge of their lives.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

My mother told me to be a lady.
And for her, that meant be your own person,
be independent.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

As a political independent, I would gladly vote for
any political party dedicated to limited government and entrepreneurship.
- Arthur C. Brooks

I am sure that every one of my colleagues -
Democrat,
Republican, and Independent - agrees with that statement.
That in the voting booth, every one is equal.
- Barbara Boxer

I don't think that's changed at all.
I think there are a thousand stocks out there that could make you rich,
totally independent of what you do for a living.
- Jim Cramer

We must become more energy independent.
The development of ANWR will assist in this goal.
- Kenny Marchant

The simplest and most basic meaning of the symbol of
the Goddess is the acknowledgment of the legitimacy
of female power as a beneficent and independent power.
- Carol P. Christ

If you think of movie studio executives,
say, as society, then I root for the independent producers.
- Donald E. Westlake

The majority of work I do is in independent films,
where you're lucky if you have five takes.
- Patricia Clarkson

I was more independent than any farmer in Concord,
for I was not anchored to a house or farm,
but could follow the bent of my genius,
which is a very crooked one, every moment.
- Henry David Thoreau

You know, it was a small, independent movie and with
Paramount becoming involved,
it was obviously a good thing, but you can't put a
round peg in a square hole.
- Ray Liotta

I am an independent film-maker first and foremost.
I have always cut my own cloth.
- Mira Nair

Now, I am completely independent - I earn my living by speaking and writing.
- Karen Hughes

The best way of learning to be an independent sovereign
state is to be an independent sovereign state.
- Kwame Nkrumah

It just seems like that because I do a lot of independent
films that don't get to the mainstream.
- William Hurt

My first endeavor was to save the core of the German system of justice:
the independent judiciary.
- Hans Frank

I didn't have a lot of independent film connections.
It really took until the digital film revolution came
along that I realized that I could do it myself.
- Harry Shearer

We do not support the man.
We do not support the individual.
We support the idea of independent revolution in the Western Hemisphere,
free from American intervention.
- Lee Harvey Oswald

All the rights secured to the citizens under the Constitution are worth nothing,
and a mere bubble, except guaranteed to them by an
independent and virtuous Judiciary.
- Andrew Jackson

Even an independent label is looking for a hit,
they're not looking for a record that's not gonna do well.
- Talib Kweli

I publish my own music.
I'm creating my own songbook.
It works that way for me; I'm very independent.
- David Friedman

My theory is, independent movies only work if you're
willing to push the material and do something different.
- Balthazar Getty

I was making a lot of independent movies before the independent movement.
- Jason Patric

'Ouch' is not independent of social training.
One has only to prick a foreigner to appreciate that it is an English word.
- Willard Van Orman Quine

Id like to do an action film or a dark sort of independent piece.
- Devon Sawa

Well no administration ever wants an independent overseer,
and there are very good career people who are in charge of this investigation,
but it could get hairy.
- Nina Totenberg

Right now my career is totally schizophrenic,
because when an American production like Hitchcock
Presents asks to see my work I would never dream of
showing them my independent films.
- Atom Egoyan

Miramax can buy a small independent movie that isn't very good,
but because it has great relationships with different theaters,
it can get into a big theater.
- Marguerite Moreau

The free, independent spirit who commits himself to
no dogma and will not decide in favor of any party
has no homestead on earth.
- Stefan Zweig

You have more independent eyes scrutinizing the decision-making
and financial statements of companies.
- Steve Odland

Henceforth space by itself, and time by itself,
are doomed to fade away into mere shadows,
and only a kind of union of the two will preserve an independent reality.
- Hermann Minkowski

Unconscious Polities emerge independent of conscious purpose.
- William Irwin Thompson

Our memories are independent of our wills.
It is not so easy to forget.
- Richard Sheridan

The culture of independent film criticism has totally
gone down the drain and this seems to come with the
territory of the consumer age that we are now living in.
- Wim Wenders

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me;
I am a free human being with an independent will.
- Charlotte Bronte


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