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Funny Improvement Quotes
Funny Quotes about Improvement

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Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives,
I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.
- Winston Churchill

No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous

Almost all quality improvement comes via simplification of design,
manufacturing...
layout, processes, and procedures.
- Tom Peters

Excellence is not a destination to be arrived at,
but a path of continual attention and improvement.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties.
- Hugh Blair

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement;
improve your attitude toward your family.
- Bo Bennett

A wise and frugal government,
which shall leave men free to regulate
their own pursuits of industry and improvement,
and shall not take from the mouth
of labor and the bread it has earned -
this is the sum of good government.
- Thomas Jefferson


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For many years, I have lived uncomfortably with the
belief that most planning and architectural design
suffers for lack of real and basic purpose.
The ultimate purpose, it seems to me,
must be the improvement of mankind.
- James Rouse

We assume that everything's becoming more efficient,
and in an immediate sense that's true;
our lives are better in many ways.
But that improvement has been gained through a massively
inefficient use of natural resources.
- Paul Hawken

To its great credit, Wimbledon has been a leader in
bringing about change and improvement in the sport.
- Fred Perry

Strive for continuous improvement, instead of perfection.
- Kim Collins

The best security for civilization is the dwelling,
and upon properly appointed and becoming dwellings depends,
more than anything else, the improvement of mankind.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Ethical religion can be real only to those who are
engaged in ceaseless efforts at moral improvement.
By moving upward we acquire faith in an upward movement,
without limit.
- Felix Adler

Resolutions are popular because everyone feels they
could use a little improvement.
- Marilu Henner

For me, there is a lot of room for improvement and
there are a lot of things I would like to be better at.
- Geddy Lee

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
- David Lee Roth

The Cube is an imitation of life itself -
or even an improvement on life.
- Erno Rubik

Americans cannot realize how many chances for mental
improvement they lose by their inveterate habit of
keeping six conversations when there are twelve in the room.
- Ernest Dimnet

A collection of good books, with a soul to it in the shape of a librarian,
becomes a vitalized power among the impulses by which
the world goes on to improvement.
- Justin Winsor

I have noticed a marked improvement in FEMA and with
the coordination of FEMA and the State agencies.
- Ginny B. Waite

Whenever I am among my fellow Governors,
I am struck by how many face the same education improvement issues.
- Ernie Fletcher

I have to be careful not to be too proud in life,
because there is always room for improvement.
- Sylvia Kristel

Practice without improvement is meaningless.
- Chuck Knox

Again, Be careful to make a good improvement of precious time.
- David Brainerd

And I think that we in America need to understand that
many schools need improvement,
and particularly with respect to how they're serving minority children.
- Margaret Spellings

Political chaos is connected with the decay of language...
one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.
- George Orwell

As long as my sixth graders showed an average improvement of five years,
the principal and district pretty much left me alone
to create my own curriculum and teach whatever I wanted.
- Dan Simmons

The little religion that I have clung to-that what
matters most is the continuity of life,
and its improvement from one generation to another.
- David O. Selznick

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
- Frank Moore Colby

The crusades made great improvement in the condition of the serfs.
- John Lothrop Motley

To me, error analysis is the sweet spot for improvement.
- Donald Norman

Improvement begins with I. - Arnold H. Glasow

Every true, eternal problem is an equally true,
eternal fault; every answer an atonement,
every realisation an improvement.
- Otto Weininger

Politics isn't about big money or power games;
it's about the improvement of people's lives.
- Paul Wellstone

Most of these alternative arrangements,
so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages,
not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage.
- Christopher Lasch

At the present moment the people of England are only three-quarters fed,
and the result of this improvement in the export of
our manufactures would be,
that they would be entirely fed.
- Joseph Hume

Become addicted to constant and never-ending self-improvement.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is a grand thing to rise in the world.
The ambition to do so is the very salt of the earth.
It is the parent of all enterprise, and the cause of all improvement.
- Anthony Trollope

The confounding Political Economy with the Sciences
and Arts to which it is subservient,
has been one of the principal obstacles to its improvement.
- Nassau William Senior

The thing is, continuity of strategic direction and
continuous improvement in how you do things are absolutely
consistent with each other.
In fact, they're mutually reinforcing.
- Michael Porter

Mathematicians are like managers - they want improvement without change.
- Edsger Dijkstra

We need improvement in the style of performance.
There is no more advantage in a musician who plays
and conducts than in one who is only a beater of rhythm.
- Franz Liszt

I feel not unlike a small boy, waking from a bad dream
to find reality not much of an improvement.
- John Byrne

What's really frustrating with movies is the lack of improvement.
- William Hurt

Relentless improvement of the product and upgrading
of consumer tastes are the heart of mass merchandising.
- Christopher Lasch

Social improvement is attained more readily by a concern
with the quality of results than with the purity of motives.
- Eric Hoffer

We have so much room for improvement.
Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory...
of how we are taking responsibility.
- Nancy Pelosi

They act as if they supposed that to be very sanguine
about the general improvement of mankind is a virtue
that relieves them from taking trouble about any improvement in particular.
- John Morley

For each individual, sport is a possible source for inner improvement.
- Pierre de Coubertin

There's always room for improvement.
We have a nucleus that's pretty good.
You want players that will help.
- Jason Kidd

I admired what my students were writing,
but I think their improvement doesn't directly result
from me but from being in a class,
being with each other.
- Thom Gunn

The progress of society is mainly the improvement in
the condition of the workingmen of the world.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

No matter how old a mother is she watches her middle-aged
children for signs of improvement.
- Florida Scott-Maxwell

Finance is critical.
If sufficient investment is made in infrastructure
and venture capital is made available,
there will be a big improvement in the situation.
- Sanjay Kumar

Humanity may endure the loss of everything;
all its possessions may be turned away without infringing its true dignity -
all but the possibility of improvement.
- Johann Gottlieb Fichte

I have something to prove, as long as I know there's
something that needs improvement,
and you know that everytime I move, I make a woman's movement.
- Ani DiFranco

The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
- George Will

All this improvement is great, but all that does is
get us in the game to play for improvements that we need in the future,
so that we can be aggressive in the marketplace.
- Rick Wagoner

Excellent firms don't believe in excellence -
only in constant improvement and constant change.
- Tom Peters

Surely, God on high has not refused to give us enough
wisdom to find ways to bring us an improvement in relations
between the two great nations on earth.
- Mikhail Gorbachev

Self-improvement is the name of the game,
and your primary objective is to strengthen yourself,
not to destroy an opponent.
- Maxwell Maltz

Ancient Rome was as confident of the immutability of
its world and the continual expansion and improvement
of the human lot as we are today.
- Arthur Erickson

After I've sent my revised draft to my agent and editor,
they suggest more improvement sand again,
this revision phase can take anywhere from a few hours to a few months.
- Margaret Haddix

Politics is about the improvement of people's lives.
It's about advancing the cause of peace and justice
in our country and the world.
Politics is about doing well for the people.
- Paul Wellstone

Change is vital, improvement the logical form of change.
- James Cash Penney

Without change there is no innovation,
creativity, or incentive for improvement.
Those who initiate change will have a better opportunity
to manage the change that is inevitable.
- William Pollard

Now I say that if you run more than 15 miles a week,
it's for something other than aerobic fitness.
Once you pass 15 miles, you do not see much further improvement.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

I have a tremendous desire to learn,
and to grow,
and to develop whatever I have that will make for any
kind of improvement in me.
- Lawrence Welk

Human improvement is from within outward.
- James Anthony Froude

He who asks of life nothing but the improvement of his own nature...
is less liable than anyone else to miss and waste life.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

The Satellite Home Viewer Improvement Act expires at the end of this year.
Thus, we must act quickly to ensure our constituents
continue to receive the services they enjoy.
- Eliot Engel


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