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Funny Impossibility Quotes
Funny Quotes about Impossibility

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Infinite growth of material consumption in a finite
world is an impossibility.
- E. F. Schumacher

The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning,
after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
- Anita Brookner

While theoretically and technically television may be feasible,
commercially and financially it is an impossibility.
- Lee De Forest

Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity.
- Arnold H. Glasgow


 

Every book has an intrinsic impossibility,
which its writer discovers as soon as his first excitement dwindles.
- Annie Dillard

Confronted with the impossibility of remaining faithful to one's beliefs,
and the equal impossibility of becoming free of them,
one can be driven to the most inhuman excesses.
- James Baldwin

The changes in our life must come from the impossibility
to live otherwise than according to the demands of
our conscience not from our mental resolution to try a new form of life.
- Leo Tolstoy


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The obsession with suicide is characteristic of the
man who can neither live nor die,
and whose attention never swerves from this double impossibility.
- Emile M. Cioran

The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not,
discovers to me his existence.
- Voltaire

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
- Ray Bradbury

To be poor and independent is very nearly an impossibility.
- William Cobbett

The Wright brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility.
- Dorothea Brande

A woman as the leader of the Free World is an impossibility.
Muslim countries won't talk to you.
- Geena Davis

The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility.
- Charles Kettering

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all
things lawful for itself,
and all things possible.
- Thomas Kempis

The impossibility of a retreat makes no difference
in the situation of men resolved to conquer or die;
and,
believe me, my friends, if your conquest could be bought
with the blood of your general,
he would most cheerfully resign a life which he has
long devoted to his country.
- James Wolfe

If government half a century ago had provided us with
all our dinners and breakfasts,
it would be the practice of our orators today to assume
the impossibility of our providing for ourselves.
- Auberon Herbert

An exact poetic duplication of a man is for the poet a negation of the earth,
an impossibility of being, even though his greatest
desire is to speak to many men,
to unite with them by means of harmonious verses about
the truths of the mind or of things.
- Salvatore Quasimodo

It is idleness that creates impossibilities;
and where people don't care to do anything,
they shelter themselves under a permission that it cannot be done.
- Bishop Robert South

Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
- Aristotle

Impossibilities are merely things of which we have not learned,
or which we do not wish to happen.
- Charles W. Chesnutt

The mark of a living thing is to be involved in opposites (impossibilities):
the living cell that has to be continually adapting itself to stay alive,
with its identity.
- Nicholas Mosley

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul,
impossibilities vanish.
- Jean de La Fontaine

Today's accomplishments were yesterday's impossibilities.
- Robert H. Schuller

Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees,
And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities,
And cries it shall be done.
- Charles Wesley

Alleged "impossibilities" are opportunities for our
capacities to be stretched.
- Charles R. Swindoll

Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacle s,
discouragement s, and impossibilities:
It is this,
that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak.
- Thomas Carlyle

For us to maintain our way of living,
we must tell lies to each other and especially to ourselves.
The lies are necessary because, without them,
many deplorable acts would become impossibilities.
- Derrick Jensen

If you believe in what you are doing,
then let nothing hold you up in your work.
Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities.
The thing is to get the work done.
- Dale Carnegie

It wasn't until I saw James Dean that I began to think
that maybe I could actually do this.
Movies didn't have to be just this fantasy with this impossibly handsome guy.
- Terence Stamp

The rights of the individual are greatly prized in the developed world,
but in many other regions they are considered a luxury
reserved for the impossibly wealthy.
- Silvia Cartwright

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

The existence of an anthropomorphic
"Father-figure" deity is not impossible,
merely exceptionally improbable and illogical.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
- Mark Twain

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

The only way to discover the limits of the possible
is to go beyond them into the impossible.
- Arthur C. Clarke

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have
the power to choose either.
- Wayne Dyer

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.
- John Keywood

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place
the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

It is difficult to say what is impossible,
for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today
and the reality of tomorrow.
- Robert H. Goddard

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.
- Jean de La Fontaine

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you
to reach the heights of your capabilities
or make the money that you want
without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy

Love without conversation is impossible.
- Mortimer Adler

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
- Audrey Hepburn

Things are only impossible until they're not.
- Jean-Luc Picard, character in STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Who so loves believes the impossible.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Start by doing what's necessary;
then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
- St. Francis of Assisi

It is impossible to predict the time and progress of revolution.
It is governed by its own more or less mysterious laws.
- Vladimir Lenin

I won't predict anything historic.
But nothing is impossible.
- Michael Phelps

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible,
then they seem improbable, and then,
when we summon the will,
they soon become inevitable.
- Christopher Reeve

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been
declared impossible before they were done.
- Louis D. Brandeis

The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a persons determination.
- Tommy Lasorda

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible.
I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.
- Debi Thomas

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
- William Faulkner

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to
the North Pole by dog team.
There will be too much open water.
- Will Steger

Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools.
The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task.
- Haim G. Ginott

Every noble work is at first impossible.
- Thomas Carlyle

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- Bugs Baer

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive;
easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
- Henry Peter Brougham

It is impossible to begin to learn
that which one thinks one already knows.
- Epictetus

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert,
gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just
enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
- Agnes Repplier

It always seems impossible until its done.
- Nelson Mandela

Music expresses that which can not be said
and on which it is impossible to be silent.
- Victor Hugo

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
will make violent revolution inevitable.
- John F. Kennedy


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