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What would be the use of immortality to a person
who cannot use well a half an hour.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Perhaps nature is our best assurance of immortality.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Friendship, like the immortality of the soul,
is too good to be believed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I do not believe in immortality of the individual,
and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern
with no superhuman authority behind it.
- Albert Einstein
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Through Love and through Beauty, we achieve immortality.
- Jewel (paraphrasing Plato)
Millions long for immortality
who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz
I argue thee that love is life.
And life hath immortality.
- Emily Dickinson
Surely God would not have created such a being as man,
with an ability to grasp the infinite,
to exist only for a day!
No, no, man was made for immortality.
- Abraham Lincoln
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us;
what we have done for others and the world
remains and is immortal.
- Albert Pike
All men's souls are immortal,
but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine.
- Socrates
Fear not death; for the sooner we die,
the longer shall we be immortal.
- Benjamin Franklin
A man is a god in ruins.
When men are innocent, life shall be longer,
and shall pass into the immortal,
as gently as we awake from dreams.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise
Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker
The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw
Testing oneself is best when done alone.
- Jimmy Carter
You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)
By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare
What one has to do usually can be done.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, "We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper
Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook
One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Correcting bad habits cannot be done
by forbidding or punishment.
- Robert Baden-Powell (the founder of scouting)
O Captain. My Captain. our fearful trip is done.
- Walt Whitman
I look for what needs to be done.
After all, that's how the universe designs itself.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop
A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow.
There's nothing tangible of yesterday.
All I can say I've done is
agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes
and then boom - it's gone.
- Edward R. Murrow
Always question WHY you are doing something.
Is it a free-will gift or an obligation?
That which is done out of a feeling of obligation
is unworkable as a substitute for a gift.
Obligation creates a feeling of resentment on your part,
and evokes resentment rather than gratitude
on the part of the recipient.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There are a hundred valid reasons why something can't be done,
but only one reason, Commitment, why it can.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is done to you as you believe.
- Ernest Holmes
I was losing interest in politics,
when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again.
What I have done since then is pretty well known.
- Abraham Lincoln
Do not do to others what would anger you
if done to you by others.
- Isocrates (Ancient Greek)
A leader is best when people barely know he exists;
when his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
they will say: we did it ourselves.
- Lao Tzu
Well done is better than well said.
- Benjamin Franklin
That which you hate to be done to you,
do not do to another.
- Ancient Egyptian Proverb
The Master acts without doing, and everything gets done.
- Lao Tzu
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher
The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man is relieved and gay when he has
put his heart into his work and done his best;
but what he has said or done otherwise
shall give him no peace.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Many important things shouldn't be done half-way.
Think of getting married, having children,
starting a business, changing your career.
There are times to gather your courage
and make the leap, the whole leap.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper
So confident am I in the intentions,
as well as wisdom, of the government,
that I shall always be satisfied that what is not done,
either cannot, or ought not to be done.
- Thomas Jefferson
Don't talk about what you have done
or what you are going to do.
- Thomas Jefferson
While they were saying among themselves
it cannot be done, it was done.
- Helen Keller
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you've always gotten.
- Tony Robbins (quoting Mark Twain)
Determine never to be idle.
No person will have occasion to complain
of the want of time who never loses any.
It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
- Thomas Jefferson
I unconditionally forgive myself for everything
that I have ever done, said, or thought
that has caused me harm or suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When nature has work to be done,
she creates a genius to do it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have nothing new to teach the world.
Truth and Non-violence are as old as the hills.
All I have done is to try experiments
in both on as vast a scale as I could.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
If you can speak what you will never hear,
if you can write what you will never read,
you have done rare things.
- Henry David Thoreau
What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain
Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono
I know, to banish anger altogether
from one's breast is a difficult task.
It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort.
It can be done only by God's grace.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
A gift consists not in what is done or given,
but in the intention of the giver or doer.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
When the best leader's work is done the people say,
"We did it ourselves."
- Lao Tzu
When you see something done,
know that you intended it.
If you don't like what you see,
then deeply examine your intentions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A great part of courage is the courage
of having done the thing before.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved.
He inspires the power and energy to get it done.
- Ralph Nader
A leader is most effective when people barely know he exists.
When his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
his troops will feel they did it themselves.
- Lao Tzu
When all is said and done,
the one sole condition that makes
spiritual happiness and preserves it
is the absence of doubt.
- Mark Twain
What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau
To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau
Know When To Be Done.
- Anonymous
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