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Funny Imagination Quotes
Funny Quotes about Imagination

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]

Happiness is a figment of the imagination.
Imagine happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
- John Lennon


 

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
- Terry Pratchett

I am imagination.
I can see what the eyes cannot see.
I can hear what the ears cannot hear.
I can feel what the heart cannot feel.
- Peter Nivio Zarlenga

You need imagination in order to imagine a future that doesn't exist.
- Azar Nafisi


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Imagination is the voice of daring.
If there is anything Godlike about God it is that.
He dared to imagine everything.
- Henry Miller

The imagination is man's power over nature.
- Wallace Stevens

Without this playing with fantasy,
no creative work has ever yet come to birth.
The debt we owe to the play of
the imagination is incalculable.
- Carl Jung

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings;
but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
- Edmund Burke

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were.
But without it we go nowhere.
- Carl Sagan

Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.
- Simone Weil

I believe in the imagination.
What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.
- Duane Michals

I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed.
If you truly eradicated it in a child,
he would grow up to be an eggplant.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief,
is more powerful in the mature than in the young.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Imagination rules the world.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages
to its present state of civilization.
Imagination led Columbus to discover America.
Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity.
- L. Frank Baum

Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
- Sun Tzu

I always imagined I could be what I wanted to be.
- Chris Brown

I believed in myself.
I never imagined myself as just an ordinary player.
- Imran Khan

There are no shortcuts in life - only those we imagine.
- Frank Leahy

I never did very well in math - I could never seem
to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
- Calvin Trillin

This world is but a canvas to our imagination.
- Henry David Thoreau

People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational
exposition end by starving the best part of the mind.
- William Butler Yeats

Generally speaking, a howling wilderness does not howl:
it is the imagination of the traveler that does the howling.
- Henry David Thoreau

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it,
bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would
happen if there was a zombie attack.
- Simon Pegg

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise,
just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine
it run by a board of gods.
- H. L. Mencken

I am better able to imagine hell than heaven;
it is my inheritance,
I suppose.
- Elinor Wylie

There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Imagination decides everything.
- Blaise Pascal

Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
- Dr. Seuss

Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination,
because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise,
gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which
it was not before possessed.
- Joseph Addison

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
- Charlie Chaplin

To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
- Anatole France

Doubt and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination,
which the steadfast heart will conquer,
and the large mind will transcend.
- Helen Keller

Trust that little voice in your head that says 'Wouldn't
it be interesting if...';
And then do it.
- Duane Michals

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
- George S. Patton

The moment a person forms a theory,
his imagination sees in every object
only the traits which favor that theory.
- Thomas Jefferson

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot
stamping on a human face -
forever.
- George Orwell

I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
- Pablo Picasso

We imagine that we want to escape our selfish and commonplace existence,
but we cling desperately to our chains.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
- e. e. cummings

The most imaginative people are the most credulous,
for them everything is possible.
- Alexander Chase

It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and
unchangeable color to every object;
beware of this stumbling block.
- Paul Gauguin

When I examine myself and my methods of thought,
I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy
has meant more to me than
any talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
- Orison Swett Marden

Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
- Jessamyn West

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland
than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
- Stephen Leacock

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
- Michelangelo

Some stories are true that never happened.
- Elie Wiesel

What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
- Kerry Thornley

Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Albert Einstein

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
- Jorge Luis Borges

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land,
when they can see nothing but sea.
- Francis Bacon

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy.
What right have we then to depreciate imagination.
- Carl Jung

I have ready access to a power beyond my wildest imagination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.
- John Dewey

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
- Francis Bacon

There are many ways to be free. One of them is to transcend
reality by imagination, as I try to do.
- Anais Nin

The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination
to see how much he can give for a dollar,
instead of how little he can give for a dollar,
is bound to succeed.
- Henry Ford

An idea is salvation by imagination.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Faith is spiritualized imagination.
- Henry Ward Beecher

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool;
it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming,
we lose the excitement of possibilities.
Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.
- Gloria Steinem

There are no great limits to growth because there are
no limits of human intelligence,
imagination, and wonder.
- Ronald Reagan

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

Imagination disposes of everything; it creates beauty,
justice, and happiness, which are everything in this world.
- Blaise Pascal

Science does not know its debt to imagination.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is a moral law.
It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,
flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.
- Plato


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