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Funny Identity Quotes
Funny Quotes about Identity

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When you break up, your whole identity is
shattered. It's like death.
- Dennis Quaid

But the building's identity resided in the ornament.
- Louis Sullivan

From the equality of rights springs identity of our highest interests;
you cannot subvert your neighbor's rights without striking
a dangerous blow at your own.
- Carl Schurz

Every man must define his identity against his mother.
If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
- Camille Paglia


 

Remote villages and communities have lost their identity,
and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations,
the automobile.
- James Norman Hall

A miracle is nothing more or less than this...
Anyone who has come into a knowledge
of his true identity,
of his oneness with
the all-pervading wisdom and power,
this makes it possible for laws higher
than the ordinary mind knows of
to be revealed to him.
- Ralph Waldo Trine

When people get married because they think
it's a long-time love affair,
they'll be divorced very soon,
because all love affairs end in disappointment.
But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
- Joseph Campbell


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Use heroes as a springboard for inquiry
into the identity and nature of admirably human qualities.
Do not judge heroes -
neither to put them unquestioningly on a pedestal
nor to unkindly probe their flaws.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The mark of a living thing is to be involved in opposites (impossibilities):
the living cell that has to be continually adapting itself to stay alive,
with its identity.
- Nicholas Mosley

Narrative identity takes part in the story's movement,
in the dialectic between order and disorder.
- Paul Ricoeur

We all need a firm sense of identity.
- Christopher Eccleston

I threw myself into this artform because photography
had given me a new sense of mission and identity.
- Bob Anderson

Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady;
in English a deadly poison.
A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
- Ambrose Bierce

When you're in a band that's so big when you're young,
you kind of lose your identity a little bit.
You just become part of the band.
I just needed to get away from it.
- Roger Andrew Taylor

I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped
me to establish my professional identity.
Before that, whenever I was at a meeting,
someone would ask me to get coffee.
- Bella Abzug

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers.
My name is my identity and must not be lost.
- Lucy Stone

The value of identity of course is that so often with it comes purpose.
- Richard Grant

2010 is not just a choice between Republicans and Democrats.
2010 is not just a choice between liberals and conservatives.
2010 is a referendum on the very identity of our nation.
- Marco Rubio

An identity would seem to be arrived at by the way
in which the person faces and uses his experience.
- James Baldwin

Recognizing Quebec as being different,
recognizing our history, recognizing our identity,
has never meant a weakening of Quebec and has never
been a threat to national unity.
- Jean Charest

There is no gender identity behind the expressions of gender...
identity is performatively constituted by the very
'expressions' that are said to be its results.
- Judith Butler

To be able to always have a super sense of who I was
and my own real identity and be petty and seem informed
and always thinking in thoughts would be great.
- Jeff Goldblum

Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime,
facilitating illegal immigration, banking and accounting fraud,
tax evasion, and other nefarious activities.
- Ron Lewis

A people must have dignity and identity.
- Andrew Goodman

Early on, New York already had a national and even international identity.
- Ron Chernow

Identity in the form of continuity of personality is
an extremely important characteristic of the individual.
- Kenneth L. Pike

As problems like identity theft become more prevalent,
now more than ever, Americans need to take their financial health seriously -
and this information is of the utmost importance.
- Ruben Hinojosa

The actor has a constant problem of personal identity.
- Cyril Cusack

I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in
the Hall as part of our identity.
It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.
- Dave Foley

We all need a past - that's where our sense of identity comes from.
- Penelope Lively

You have your identity when you find out,
not what you can keep your mind on, but what you can't keep your mind off.
- A. R. Ammons

Against the dark background of this contemporary civilization of well-being,
even the arts tend to mingle, to lose their identity.
- Eugenio Montale

Yes, your home is your castle, but it is also your
identity and your possibility to be open to others.
- David Soul

It is once again the vexing problem of identity within variety;
without a solution to this disturbing problem there can be no system,
no classification.
- Roman Jakobson

It is quite understandable that Puerto Ricans seek
to preserve a cultural sense of identity without separating politically from U.S.
national sovereignty.
- Dick Thornburgh

To be idle requires a strong sense of personal identity.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

When, in the third book, we do learn the identity of the Blue Rose murderer,
the information comes in a muted, nearly off-hand manner,
and the man has died long before.
- Peter Straub

Leibniz dedicated his life to efforts to educate people
to understand that true happiness is found by locating
their identity in benefitting mankind and their posterity.
- Robert Trout

I feel when somebody has been playing cricket for a long time,
he creates a separate identity for himself.
- Sachin Tendulkar

Your life will be a blessed and balanced experience
if you first honor your identity and priority.
- Russell M. Nelson

I knew an actor's career goes up and down and back up again.
Your standing in this business can't be your whole identity;
otherwise,
you're doomed.
- Lisa Kudrow

Right before 'The Bourne Identity' came out,
I hadn't been offered a movie in a year.
- Matt Damon

I come from a country and also a continent whose identity is in the making.
We're a very young culture, and I think that things
are not yet crystallised.
- Walter Salles

I took three years off.
I differentiated myself from the industry.
Found my identity - sort of...
I haven't graduated yet.
I'm not legitimately educated yet, but maybe one day.
- Claire Danes

As a result of the awareness and consciousness of decline,
an awareness and consciousness of a national ethnicity
or an Islamic identity also came into being.
- Abdolkarim Soroush

My identity is very clear to me now,
I am a black woman.
- Lena Horne

The firmest friendship is based on an identity of likes and dislikes.
- Sallust

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
- Jay London

A strong sense of identity gives man an idea he can do no wrong;
too little accomplishes the same.
- Djuna Barnes

I think everybody faces challenges in their lives.
I've definitely been through it - not to the extreme that Astrid did.
I try to keep some kind of identity and strength.
- Alison Lohman

Zen says that if you drop knowledge -
and within knowledge everything is included;
your name, your identity, everything,
because this has been given to you by others -
if you drop all that has been given by others,
you will have a totally different quality to your being: innocence.
This will be a crucifixion of the persona, the personality,
and there will be a resurrection of your innocence.
You will become a child again, reborn.
- Osho

Your ethnic or sexual identity, what region of the country you're from,
what your class is - those aspects of your identity
are not the same as your aesthetic identity.
- Stanley Crouch

This identity, this mind, this particular cast of speech,
is nearly over.
- Harold Brodkey

Strengthening our identity is one way of reinforcing
people's confidence and sense of citizenship and well-being.
- David Blunkett

If we don't act now to safeguard our privacy,
we could all become victims of identity theft.
- Bill Nelson

There is another interesting paradox here:
by immersing ourselves in what we love,
we find ourselves.
We do not lose ourselves.
One does not lose one's identity by falling in love.
- Lukas Foss

But to do this kind of work, you have to be very strong,
otherwise you lose your personality,
your identity.
- Claudia Cardinale

We must see what in the Israeli identity -
in the Israeli -
we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking,
expanding territory.
- A. B. Yehoshua

Thirty years ago, in 1976, the notion of organized
activity to combat discrimination based on sexual orientation
and gender identity was an extremely controversial one.
- Robert Brady

As a young teenager I looked desperately for things
to read that might excuse me or assure me I wasn't the only one,
that might confirm an identity I was unhappily piecing together.
- Edmund White

Giving votes in exchange for ideological support.
To wit: identity politics for homosexuals.
- Harry Hay

Vietnamese must be made to feel that they are racial
inferiors with no right to national identity.
- Wilfred Burchett

My academic identity is that of a folklorist,
and for many years I have taught only folklore courses.
- Alan Dundes

Our citizens will lose their confidence or trust in
the values and principles of the international community,
especially if our personal identity is denied.
- Boris Trajkovski

I'm slammed with an identity that can no longer say a word;
mute with responsibility.
- Kate Millett

Too many women throw themselves into romance because
they're afraid of being single,
then start making compromises and losing their identity.
I won't do that.
- Julie Delpy

We don't need a nation that has national identity cards.
- Malcolm Wallop

I don't have the identity of any of them.
I only had the nicks that they used on Internet Relay Chat.
- Jon Johansen

The film is about Joe discovering who his mother and
father are and his relationship with them,
and the identity crisis he goes through once he finds out who his parents are.
- Christopher Eccleston

It is important to remember that the Pacific Ocean
covers a quarter of the world's surface and that each
Pacific country has its own cultural,
historical and ethnic identity.
- Jenny Shipley

We really only came around to accepting and integrating
the propositional dimension of identity into a concept
of ourselves at the time of the American Revolution.
- Samuel P. Huntington


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