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Funny Hungry Quotes
Funny Quotes about Hungry

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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

There are people in the world so hungry,
that God cannot appear to them
except in the form of bread.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm
not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

If I'm making a movie and get hungry,
I call time-out and eat some crackers.
- Carol Alt


 

The people are hungry:
It is because those in authority
eat up too much in taxes.
- Lao Tzu

A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

Even the rich are hungry for love,
for being cared for, for being wanted,
for having someone to call their own.
- Mother Teresa


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It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested
in four sandwiches than four freedoms.
- Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

We think sometimes that poverty is only
being hungry, naked and homeless.
The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and
uncared for is the greatest poverty.
We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
- Mother Teresa

As she passed among the hungry and the dejected,
delivering the rations and water,
she chanted in a low whisper,
"the spark of the mind - the sparkle of the soul" ...
"the spark of the mind - the sparkle of the soul" ...
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Jesus preached more and taught more
about helping the poor and the sick and the hungry
than he did about heaven and hell.
Shouldn't that tell us something?
- John Grisham

A hungry man is not a free man.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

True individual freedom cannot exist without economic
security and independence.
People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff
of which dictatorships are made.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.
- Leo Durocher

If we remain humble and hungry, we can win.
- Dave Allison

I think that if a person wants to remain vegetarian,
they're just going to have to go hungry.
- Robert Atkins

There are pastors who won't go to people's sick beds.
How can people of God turn their back on the sick,
poor and hungry?
- James Robinson

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood
and the wolves come running.
Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.
- Hedy Lamarr

A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry;
once he's satisfied,
the predator and prey live peacefully together.
- Chuck Jones

A ball player has to be kept hungry to become a big leaguer.
That's why no boy from a rich family has ever made the big leagues.
- Joe DiMaggio

For me life is continuously being hungry.
The meaning of life is not simply to exist,
to survive, but to move ahead, to go up,
to achieve, to conquer.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

When we toured...
I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us;
Fleetwood Mac,
just before they hit; Heart, just before they hit.
- Paul Kantner

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk,
in love, hungry, or running for office.
- Joe Moore

I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
- Ring Lardner

In the end, you make your reputation and you have your
success based upon credibility and being able to provide
people who are really hungry for information what they want.
- Brit Hume

When you see people suffering and dying and hungry,
this job gives you the ability to do something about it.
- Frank R. Wolf

What I have is a bunch of really hungry,
amazingly talented guys that can kick anybody's rear end.
- Neil Schon

Babies act out when they're hungry, cold,
tired.
They do this for survival.
- Marilu Henner

A hungry wolf at all the herd will run,
In hopes, through many, to make sure of one.
- William Congreve

This is the artist, then, life's hungry man,
the glutton of eternity, beauty's miser,
glory's slave.
- Tom Wolfe

No amount of political freedom will satisfy the hungry masses.
- Vladimir Lenin

To be hungry must be awful.
- Dick Van Patten

I loved to eat.
For all of Hollywood's rewards, I was hungry for most of those 20 years.
- Gene Tierney

We are hungry for more; if we do not consciously pursue the More,
we create less for ourselves and make it more difficult
to experience More in life.
- Judith Wright

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.
- Eric Bristow

But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big,
I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to
wear hand-me-down clothes.
- Buck Owens

Simply because my people are hungry,
that is no justification to give them poison,
to give them genetically modified food that is intrinsically
dangerous to their health.
- Levy Mwanawsa

The appeal all too often is to the gallery,
hungry for sensation.
- Otto Hermann Kahn

It made me hungry.
I feel like I'm in a program that really helped me
individually as a player.
I feel like I'm with a group of guys that are like my best friends.
- Yannick Noah

It is hard work to be good when you are very little and very hungry,
and have many sticks to beat you, and no mother's lips to kiss you.
- Ouida

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever
come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me
beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
- Sitting Bull

Nobody wants to kiss when they are hungry.
- Dorothy Dix

I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago.
Which is great because I see a lot of artists that
have been out for a long period of time.
They get kind of fat.
- Lenny Kravitz

I know the world is hungry for good ministry.
- James Green Somerville

A hungry dog hunts best.
- Lee Trevino

I have said democracy and freedom do not work too well if you are hungry,
if you are starving.
- Pete Domenici

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat
two thousand of something.
- Mitch Hedberg

There are people much less fortunate than us,
and I don't mean people hungry sleeping in the streets either.
- Della Reese

America is hungry for people who believe in something.
- Henry Hyde

The loss just made me hungry; it made me want to go
out and win another title.
- Thomas Hearns

I am as hungry now as I was when I began in the sport.
If anything, I am probably a bit hungrier.
It is because I know there are fewer tomorrows than yesterdays.
- Allen Johnson

A hungry man is an angry one.
- Buchi Emecheta

A bone to the dog is not charity.
Charity is the bone shared with the dog,
when you are just as hungry as the dog.
- Jack London

It's about what happens on stage, whether we can deliver
it in a hungry way that is who we are in our hearts.
- Nikki Sixx

When you're trying to pass on the best of the stuff
you're culling to what should be a hungry culture but
you have it diminished...
that's kind of disappointing.
- Joni Mitchell

Hungry men don't ask, they take.
- Kenneth Kolb

Hungry people cannot be good at learning or producing anything,
except perhaps violence.
- Pearl Bailey

It's really very simple, Governor.
When people are hungry they die.
So spare me your politics and tell me what you need
and how you're going to get it to these people.
- Bob Geldof

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry,
but they can't use it as a regular source of food.
- Marvin Harris

We have nine hungry Rottweilers on the farm.
- John Entwistle

Spaghetti...
I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them.
No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many.
I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.
- Mitch Hedberg

I tried to do the commercial thing.
But I don't want to keep shoving Twinkies down everyone's throat.
People are hungry for something of more substance.
- Lili Taylor

Not like Chinese food, where you eat it and then you
feel hungry an hour later.
- Ray Liotta

You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.
- David Lloyd George

A hungry stomach cannot hear.
- Jean de La Fontaine

For an actor, it's great fun to play one of these hungry white sharks.
Audiences love to hate them.
- Michael Douglas

I was hungry a coupla' times but for the most part I ate every day...
I got to go to school for free.
- Coolio

Don't think that because you haven't heard from me
for a while that I went to sleep.
I am still here, like a spirit roaming the night.
Thirsty, hungry, seldom stopping to rest.
- Spike Lee

It's a funny thing about me.
I don't have any interest in food most of the time now,
although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
- Alan Ladd

In my state, over 17,000 households are going hungry on a regular basis.
- Patrick J. Kennedy

The particular refugee camp we were in,
they were hungry for play, they were hungry for any kind of normalcy.
- Connie Sellecca


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