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There is more hunger for love and appreciation
in this world than for bread.
- Mother Teresa

Love men and women not for their strength
but their softness,
not for their fullness but their hunger,
not for their plenty but their need.
- Anais Nin
(paraphrase)

For food that stays our hunger,
For rest that brings us ease,
For homes where memories linger,
We give our thanks for these.
- Anonymous

The hunger for love is
much more difficult to remove
than the hunger for bread.
- Mother Teresa

Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head,
and knows not that it brings abundance
to drive away the hunger.
- Saint Basil

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired,
signifies in the final sense
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

There are people in the world so hungry,
that God cannot appear to them
except in the form of bread.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The people are hungry:
It is because those in authority
eat up too much in taxes.
- Lao Tzu

Even the rich are hungry for love,
for being cared for, for being wanted,
for having someone to call their own.
- Mother Teresa

Jesus preached more and taught more
about helping the poor and the sick and the hungry
than he did about heaven and hell.
Shouldn't that tell us something?
- John Grisham

As she passed among the hungry and the dejected,
delivering the rations and water,
she chanted in a low whisper,
"the spark of the mind - the sparkle of the soul" ...
"the spark of the mind - the sparkle of the soul" ...
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We think sometimes that poverty is only
being hungry, naked and homeless.
The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and
uncared for is the greatest poverty.
We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
- Mother Teresa

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

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May the world be kind to you,
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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