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I would heartily welcome the union of East and West
provided it is not based on brute force.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

No man ever prayed heartily without learning something.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The big question is whether you are going to be able
to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
- Joseph Campbell

It takes a big cat to be number 2.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated;
you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- David Lloyd George

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy

Life is like dancing.
If we have a big floor, many people will dance.
Some will get angry when the rhythm changes.
But life is changing all the time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

Life is a great big canvas,
and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

When you see someone putting on his Big Boots,
you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

We should be too big to take offense
and too noble to give it.
- Abraham Lincoln

I am still amazed at how big, how enormous
a love and mystery God is -
and how small are the minds
that attempt to corral
this life force into rules and taboos,
cults and sects.
- Bono

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
- Winston Churchill

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

Death is just life's next big adventure.
- J. K. Rowling

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
- West African proverb famously quoted by Theodore Roosevelt

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.
- Joseph Goebbels (Minister of Propaganda in Nazi Germany)

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing big ever came from being small.
- William J. Clinton

If you know what to do to reach your goal,
it's not a big enough goal.
- Bob Proctor

You should never be content with so little,
when you can reach out for something big.
- Charles L. Allen
(This quote is about making a big difference
in the world - not about greed)

Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
- Napoleon Hill

Believe in yourself. Dream big dreams.
Set important goals. Take action on those goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter

Little minds have little worries,
big minds have no time for worries.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a big difference between a handout and a helping hand.
One's charity, the other's friendship.
- Little Joe' Cartwright in Bonanza - Rain from Heaven

It's the little things you do
that can make a big difference.
What are you attempting to accomplish?
What little thing can you do today
that will make you more effective?
You are probably only one step away from greatness.
- Bob Proctor

All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
They imagine what their future could be,
ideal in every respect,
and then they work every day toward
their distant vision,
that goal or purpose.
- Brian Tracy

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all,
there is only the meaning we each give to our life,
an individual meaning, an individual plot,
like an individual novel, a book for each person.
- Anais Nin

To look at the cross-section of any plan of a big city
is to look at something like the section of a fibrous tumor.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd.
In the past, U2 was trying to duck that.
Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss.
- Bono

The greatest battle of all is simply... Life.
This is no child's game. This is the big one -
the Super Bowl - the Game of all games.
The rules of Life are unwritten and unknown.
Perhaps, one could say that there are no rules.
The Judge has ultimate power.
She can call the game at any time - for any reason.
The penalties in the Game are completely arbitrary -
in both timing and severity.
Penalty for what, we ask?
The Judge is silent.
How can I win the Game?
"You can never win," comes the answer,
"So just take pleasure in playing the Game."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
- Winston Churchill

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

An intellectual is a man
who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students,
and turns them into prunes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The revelation of thought takes men
out of servitude into freedom.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes time to persuade men to do even
what is for their own good.
- Thomas Jefferson

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

Yes! it takes courage to act upon your dreams.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love is all, it gives all, and it takes all.
- Soren Kierkegaard

He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus

A religion that takes no account of practical affairs
and does not help to solve them, is no religion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.
- Anonymous

Wherever life takes us, there are always moments of wonder.
- Jimmy Carter

If everyone is moving forward together,
then success takes care of itself.
- Henry Ford

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies,
but even more to stand up to your friends.
- J.K. Rowling

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand,
the spines of others are often stiffened.
- Billy Graham

It takes two to speak the truth:
one to speak, and another to hear.
- Henry David Thoreau

The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
- William Shakespeare

A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional

If you really aren't trying to get anywhere else in this moment,
patience takes care of itself.
- Jon Kabat-Zinn

There comes a time when the mind
takes a higher plane of knowledge
but can never prove how it got there.
- Albert Einstein

Whatever it takes.
- Anonymous

Love gives naught but itself
and takes naught but from itself.
- Khalil Gibran

Anger is a killing thing:
it kills the man who angers,
for each rage leaves him less than he had been before -
it takes something from him.
- Louis L'Amour

The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers,
but it takes a very creative mind to spot wrong questions.
- Antony Jay

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
- Eddie Cantor


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