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I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell

I don't advise a haircut, man.
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.
Hairs are your aerials.
They pick up signals from the cosmos,
and transmit them directly into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
- the movie Withnail & I

The fleet sailed to its war base in the North Sea,
headed not so much for some rendezvous with glory as
for rendezvous with discretion.
- Barbara Tuchman

Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous


 

Our population is headed for a stable plateau,
which means an aging population.
- Emanuel Celler

Within minutes of the attack, your Department of Public
Safety mobilized its Operations Center,
headed by a national expert on weapons of mass destruction.
- Jane D. Hull

If the Republican Party continues to ignore its conservative base,
then the Party is headed to oblivion.
- Jerome Corsi


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When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed.
- Horace

I was sent there by the Free Congress Committee,
headed by Paul Weyrich.
Fred Smith and I were sent down as observers,
with reporters' credentials, so we could witness the events.
- Dixie Lee Ray

Congress is headed in the wrong direction with this
bill which removes any and all incentives from the
food industry to improve their products for children.
- Bob Filner

I went to my room and packed a change of clothes,
got my banjo, and started walking down the road.
Soon I found myself on the open highway headed east.
- Burl Ives

Leadership is an active role; 'lead' is a verb.
But the leader who tries to do it all is headed for burnout,
and in a powerful hurry.
- Bill Owens

I had all the normal interests - I played basketball
and I headed the school paper.
But I also developed very early a great love for music
and literature and the theater.
- Carlisle Floyd

Who owns the assets of our Nation? Increasingly,
foreign interests own our assets, and we owe them money.
No wonder people think our country is headed in the wrong direction.
It is.
- Marcy Kaptur

As a Latino growing up in Spanish harlem,
it's not easy trying not to be hot-headed.
- Erik Estrada

You return and again take the proper course,
guided by what? - By the picture in mind of the place you are headed for.
- John McDonald

I'd come back after having served as ambassador to
New Zealand and found that I had real concerns about
the direction in which this country was headed.
- Carol Moseley Braun

I am very abnormal...
But it wasn't very long ago that I wasn't so abnormal.
I was very normal and headed for a lifetime of paying
medical bills as proof of my normalcy.
- Dirk Benedict

You just can't get too focused on worrying about what's
going to happen in the next quarter.
You have to worry about where the business is headed long-term.
- James Sinegal

We turned the switch, saw the flashes,
watched for ten minutes, then switched everything off and went home.
That night I knew the world was headed for sorrow.
- Leo Szilard

I think Lenat is headed in the right direction,
but someone needs to include a knowledge base about learning.
- Marvin Minsky

I'm death obsessed.
You know, I have death all over my house.
I have a stuffed two headed sheep!
- Kirk Hammett

On occasions I have been big-headed.
I think most people are when they get in the limelight.
I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.
- Brian Clough

Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a
pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child.
- Carl Sandburg

I'm leaving.
I'm doing five episodes this year, then I'll be headed out.
- Dule Hill

I did everything.
I ran my life exactly as I wanted to,
all the time.
I never listened to anybody.
I'm pig-headed.
- Michael Caine

There is something wonderful in seeing a wrong-headed
majority assailed by truth.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

You wouldn't believe how the town was named for me.
I was met by the whole population, headed by the mayor.
- Lillie Langtry

Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason,
sometimes, also more fragile.
- Emma Bonino

The Bahamas is headed for unprecedented economic activity.
- Perry Christie

Anybody that's a Dolphins fan feels they're headed in the right direction.
- Don Shula

Beware the old man in young guy's clothes.
If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as
though he's headed for a skateboarding competition
while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant,
this is not a good sign.
- Merrill Markoe

It seems to me that, in every culture,
I come across a chapter headed "Wisdom."
And then I know exactly what is going to follow:
"Vanity of vanities,
all is vanity."
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

The great thing about this town hall format is that
it allows us to hear what's on the minds of Americans.
Tonight, it was clear - voters have quite a few questions
about the direction in which the current administration is headed.
- Janet Napolitano

Initially, I had two thoughts.
First, this is a very large conspiracy;
and second,
our children in Washington.
We knew there were a few unidentified planes that may
have been headed for the White House or the Capitol Building.
- Mercer Reynolds

In 1975 I decided that there was no future in flying
(airline jobs were impossible to get,
and who wants a job where you are judged only by seniority?)
and headed off to grad school.
- W. Richard Stevens

One of the critical issues that we have to confront is illegal immigration,
because this is a multi-headed Hydra that affects our economy,
our health care, our health care, our education systems,
our national security, and also our local criminality.
- Allen West

Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge,
and half of them came from Oxford.
But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two
headed tradition of doing comedy,
of doing sketches, and that kind of thing.
- Rowan Atkinson

I would like you to consider the difference in the time from 1963 to date.
The FBI, at that time, was headed by Mr. Hoover who
had been appointed Director continuously.
He had, I would say, a good reputation.
- John Sherman Cooper

The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's
neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance.
It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people
next door are headed for hell.
- Aleister Crowley

My dad always said I was hard-headed,
that it would take something like that to wake me up spiritually,
and I guess it did.
My heart had gotten so beat up that I didn't have anything left to give.
- Scott Stapp

But I do believe this - I believe that fundamentally,
society is headed in the right direction or wants to
head in the right direction,
and I think judges have an obligation to try to help it head there.
- Judge Mills Lane

We couldn't generalize on the people.
Some of them were known to be tough guys and they didn't say much,
but some of them were kind of soft-headed,
but they did that.
That was an East German film.
- James Stockdale

Sonny and another Hells Angel who was at the meeting
thought they were beyond a little patch so they headed
down to a local tattoo shop in Oakland and were the
first to get the famous One Percent tattoos.
- Chuck Zito

I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV.
If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction.
That's what the American people called for in November,
and that's what we intend to deliver.
- Barack Obama

I think that more and more you're going to see people
of good will on their side of the aisle say you know what,
we got to get off the bus here, this is not headed in the right direction.
- David Axelrod

Recent economic data shows that our economy is robust,
growing and headed in the right direction.
The numbers don't lie.
Americans are currently enjoying falling gas prices,
low unemployment, increased job creation,
and a stock market that has reached an all-time high.
- J. D. Hayworth

Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
- Lewis Carroll

Life does not consist mainly,
or even largely, of facts or happenings.
It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts
that is forever flowing through one's head.
- Mark Twain

Life is a game.
Keep it light and playful.
Tease life, taunt life,
never attack life head-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wise man should have money in his head,
but not in his heart.
- Jonathan Swift

A film is never really good unless the camera is an
eye in the head of a poet.
- Orson Welles

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until
he comes home and rests his head on his old,
familiar pillow.
- Lin Yutang

Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head,
and knows not that it brings abundance
to drive away the hunger.
- Saint Basil

The heart, not the head, must be the guide.
- Arthur Erickson

Trust that little voice in your head that says 'Wouldn't
it be interesting if...';
And then do it.
- Duane Michals

If you talk to a man in a language he understands,
that goes to his head.
If you talk to him in his language,
that goes to his heart.
- Nelson Mandela

Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's
obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders.
He's got a kind of presence.
- Nick Price

Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.
- Euripides

The career of a sage is of two kinds:
He is either honored by all in the world,
Like a flower waving its head,
Or else he disappears into the silent forest.
- Lao Tzu

Never bend your head. Always hold it high.
Look the world straight in the eye.
- Helen Keller

They can shout down the head of the physics department at Cal Tech.
- James Stockdale

People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter

Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
- Langston Hughes

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
- Irvin S. Cobb

If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

All perception of truth
is the detection of an analogy;
we reason from our hands to our head.
- Henry David Thoreau

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
- Dizzy Dean


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