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Funny Hating Quotes
Funny Quotes about Hating

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Resenting someone, or hating someone, ensures that
you can never emotionally escape that person.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You cannot hate other people without hating yourself.
- Oprah Winfrey

Loving, hating, having expectations:
all these are attachments.
Attachment prevents the growth of one's true being.
- Lao Tzu

Today a racist is synonymous with race hatred.
Hating someone is a pretty unpleasant thing and few
people are capable of hating others.
Long-term hatred is a pathological disorder.
- Steve Blake


 

You are done for - a living dead man -
not when you stop loving but stop hating.
Hatred preserves: in it, in its chemistry,
resides the mystery of life.
- Emile M. Cioran

I forgave the DAR many years ago.
You lose a lot of time hating people.
- Marian Anderson

Hating people because of their color is wrong.
And it doesn't matter which color does the hating.
It's just plain wrong.
- Muhammad Ali


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Reject hatred without hating.
- Mary Baker Eddy

I am not able of hating.
I am not able of hating.
- Jacques Verges

Instead of hating, I have chosen to forgive and spend
all of my positive energy on changing the world.
- Camryn Manheim

English history is all about men liking their fathers,
and American history is all about men hating their
fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.
- Malcolm Bradbury

To give birth is a fearsome thing; there is no hating
the child one has borne even when injured by it.
- Sophocles

I feel that man-hating is an honorable and viable political act,
that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against
the class that is oppressing them.
- Robin Morgan

Feminism is hated because women are hated.
Anti-feminism is a direct expression of misogyny;
it is the political defense of women hating.
- Andrea Dworkin

I thought I was learning about show business.
The more painful it was, the more important I thought the experience must be.
Hating it, I convinced myself it must be invaluable.
- Judy Holliday

The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves
is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors.
- Francis Bacon

Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.
- Jill Bennett

You lose a lot of time, hating people.
- Marian Anderson

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie,
unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
- Mike Royko

Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

I wake up some mornings hating me too.
- Rahm Emanuel

Not to mention the fact that of course terrorists hate freedom.
I think they do hate.
But believe me, I don't think they sit there abstractly hating freedom.
- Zbigniew Brzezinski

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less.
- Eldridge Cleaver

By hating that person, you have lost something very sweet in yourself.
- Sri Chinmoy

Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it.
- Chris Brown

It's quite ironic I suppose, it's that thing about
being in a group when you all start out as friends
and then invariably end up hating each other.
So I just thought they needed telling really,
in case they were labouring under the apprehension
that they were still friends.
- Peter Hook

I find it difficult to judge myself,
but people say that I have become a bit more socially
acceptable over the years in terms of my material;
which apparently at the beginning -
though I never really intended it to be -
was man hating and now is just a bit more cuddly.
- Jo Brand

I just thought it could make a really cool movie.
It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all
about two guys hating each other and towards the end they're good friends.
I liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning,
and they're crazy.
- Sean William Scott

People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people,
but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture,
even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.
- Camryn Manheim

Let's be very honest about what this is about.
It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes,
they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about,
they don't know their history at all.
This is about hating a black man in the White House.
This is racism straight up.
- Janeane Garofalo

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
- Henry David Thoreau

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Any old place I can hang my hat is home sweet home to me.
- William Jerome

Building art is a synthesis of life in materialised form.
We should try to bring in under the same hat not a
splintered way of thinking,
but all in harmony together.
- Alvar Aalto

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
- Ben Hecht

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

So for Bullitt, I just put my black hat back on.
- Robert Vaughn

Everywhere you hang your hat is home.
Home is the bright cave under the hat.
- Lance Morrow

I've been very happy with the commercial Linux CD-ROM vendors linux Red Hat.
- Linus Torvalds

I always wanted to go against hat grain because it was too restricting.
- Donna Mills

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.
- Frank Sinatra

There are probably more annoying things than being
hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish
rock star in a cowboy hat,
but I can't think of one at the moment.
- Paul Theroux

I always said that when it was time to retire,
I would know it, and I would just tip my hat to the crowds.
- Willie Stargell

They gave me the chaps and hat and everything.
I looked like a real cowboy.
I walked around the rodeo and thought,
I am a real cowboy and thought everyone thought I was a real cowboy.
- Michael Biehn

Foreign policy is really domestic policy with its hat on.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
- Fred Allen

I tend to have an odd split in my mind:
I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing
thing is OK and I'm happy with it,
then I put on my actor's hat.
- John Cleese

Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
- Ben Jonson

A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband,
be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.
- Bess Truman

I'll talk about the Everglades at the drop of a hat.
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas

When I lost the use of my hi-hat and bass drum legs,
I became basically a singer.
I was a drummer who did a bit of singing,
and then I became a singer who did a bit of percussion.
- Robert Wyatt

A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.
- Frederick The Great

You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat,
then your shirt, then your skin and finally your soul.
- Charles de Gaulle

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered
if it wouldn't look better as a hat.
- Janet Street-Porter

The only place a new hat can be carried into with safety is a church,
for there is plenty of room there.
- Leigh Hunt

Hey, look at this guy Kenny G. with his thing, walking
up and down the aisles of the concert hall and running
off the stage and playing the same time.
It's old hat!
- Jerome Richardson

Even if people censure me, they should do so hat in hand.
- Gustav Mahler

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style;
it will just look ridiculous year after year.
- Fred Allen

Towards the end it got really rough.
I take my hat of to Alice, he's still doing it.
This is probably more work than going on the road for 2-3 months.
I wish I was 25 again!
- Michael Owen Bruce

For live you need a microphone for the snare and the high hat,
the kick drum, a nice stereo overhead and one for the toms -
you can get away with using four mikes.
- Chad Smith

And all your future lies beneath your hat.
- John Oldham

I like jazz, but I could never play it.
You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest,
wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.
- Dave Mustaine

I don't have a life, I really don't.
I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat.
I'm a golf nun.
- Gabrielle Reece

Well building hat three conditions.
Commodity, firmness, and delight.
- Henry Wotton

This is a dream come true.
To wake up in a place that I own and go to work in
New York City as an actor -
I feel like Mary Tyler Moore throwing her friggin' hat in the air.
- Christopher Meloni

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor,
Miss Cox.
She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
- Tracey Ullman

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain
cancer and work environment.
The No.
1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.
- Jimmy Fallon

A rock'n'roll band needs to be able to get under people's skin.
You should be able to clear the room at the drop of a hat.
- Paul Westerberg

One thing they never tell you about child raising is
that for the rest of your life,
at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your
child's name and how old he or she is.
- Erma Bombeck


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