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Life is a reflection of intent.
Love reflects love.
Hate reflects hate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer


 

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Hatred is blind, as well as love.
- Oscar Wilde


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Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate;
only love can do that.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The River of Life has no meaning,
no good, no bad, no better, no worse,
no love, no hate, no fear, no anger, no joy.
The River of Life has no judgment, no expectation.
The River of Life just IS.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau

Hatred does not cease by hatred,
but only by love;
this is the eternal rule.
- The Buddha

Hatred freezes hearts, while love warms them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hate generalizes; love is particular.
- Erica Jong

Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time.
Hatred ceases through love.
This is an unalterable law.
- The Buddha

I have decided to stick with love.
Hate is too great a burden to bear.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love reflects love.
Hate reflects hate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am an aristocrat.
I love liberty; I hate equality.
- John Randolph

Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Return love for hate.
- Anonymous

I am a Master of Alchemy; I Transmute Fear and Hate Into Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Many people love in themselves what they hate in others.
- E. F. Schumacher

I am the wizard. I transmute fear and hate into love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something
you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- George Burns

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
- Elie Wiesel

When love and hate are both absent
everything becomes clear and undisguised.
- Osho

You have heard that it was said,
"Love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.
- Matthew 5:43-44

Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first;
nationalism,
when hate for people other than your own comes first.
- Charles de Gaulle

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain
about what he wants and sets out to get it,
no holds barred.
Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
- Donald Trump

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
- Elie Wiesel

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive
is devoid of the power to love.
There is some good in the worst of us
and some evil in the best of us.
When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love your enemies, bless them that curse you,
do good to them that hate you, and pray for them
which despitefully use you and persecute you.
- Matthew 5:44

Working at a job you hate is unlikely
to bring you either happiness or success.
Do what you love. You are far more likely to gain success -
recognition and financial reward - if you are working
at something that inspires and excites you.
And, whether wealth follows or not, you will be happy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world
that we must love our enemies - or else?
The chain reaction of evil -
hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars -
must be broken, or else we shall be plunged
into the dark abyss of annihilation.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

(Jesus on Love)
You have heard that it was said,
"Love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I tell you: Love your enemies
and pray for those who persecute you.
- Matthew 5:43-44

It almost seems that nobody can hate America as much as native Americans.
America needs new immigrants to love and cherish it.
- Eric Hoffer

I play out negative fantasies for people.
I'm the guy people love to hate.
And they always remember the bad guy.
- Brion James

I would assume most people hate my character.
But I'm hoping that I'm the character you love to hate.
- Charlotte Ross

In the gay (Catholic) community, it would seem,
the maxim is: love the sin and love the sinner,
but hate anyone who calls it a sin or him a sinner.
- Richard John Neuhaus

War is not the answer, because only love can conquer hate.
- Marvin Gaye

Some writers hate to go to trials, but I love trials.
- Ann Rule

Politicians neither love nor hate.
Interest, not sentiment, directs them.
- Lord Chesterfield

Hate is not the opposite of love; apathy is.
- Rollo May

Oftentimes we love the thing we hate and vice versa.
- Andres Serrano

The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress,
but that they love inertia.
- Elbert Hubbard

Love is stronger than hate.
- Bob Rae

People hate as they love, unreasonably.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
- Joe Bob Briggs

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred
of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
- Margaret Cho

As much as I love boxing, I hate it.
And as much as I hate it, I love it.
- Budd Schulberg

There was always a love-hate relationship with New
York in the rest of the country,
but I made them feel more love than hate.
- Ed Koch

People love as self-recognition what they hate as an accusation.
- Elias Canetti

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner
have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.
- Pietro Aretino

Love Your Enemies
Ye have heard that it hath been said,
Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy.
But I say unto you, Love your enemies,
bless them that curse you,
do good to them that hate you,
and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you.
- Jesus of Nazareth (Matthew 5:43-44)

Alliance does not mean love, any more than war means hate.
- Francis Parker Yockey

How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion,
and how many more dynasties have been upset by the
love of woman than by the hate of man.
- Charles Dudley Warner

I hate to cook and love to eat.
- Kate DiCamillo

Love hurts more than hate.
- Michael Todd

While we are focusing on fear, worry,
or hate, it is not possible for us to be experiencing happiness,
enthusiasm or love.
- Bo Bennett

But do you know, I shall not be sorry to die.
I shall be glad, Monsieur.
And why glad, you ask? Because I love France and hate
the Germans who have put this war on us.
- Philip Gibbs

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time;
what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.
- Sydney J. Harris

I loved her.
I still love her, though I curse her in my sleep,
so nearly one are love and hate, the two most powerful
and devasting emotions that control man,
nations, life.
- Edgar Rice Burroghs

Antipathy, dissimilarity of views, hate,
contempt, can accompany true love.
- Marshall McLuhan

Love has its place, as does hate.
Peace has its place, as does war.
Mercy has its place, as do cruelty and revenge.
- Meir Kahane

I have a lot of friends who get up most mornings and
go to jobs they absolutely hate.
I don't think that's what life is about and I'm so
fortunate that I actually love what I do.
- Jerry Herman

People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this;
that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog.
Philosophy will not do it.
- John Jay Chapman

I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate -
it's apathy.
It's not giving a damn.
- Leo Buscaglia

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a
success at something I hate.
- George Burns

I have a love-hate relationship with performing.
- Sarah Brightman

Boy, I'd hate to shoot on tape or disc or whatever
the hell they're talking about.
I love film.
- Frank Darabont

I continue to believe that the American people have
a love-hate relationship with inflation.
They hate inflation but love everything that causes it.
- William E. Simon


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