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A great democracy does not make it harder to vote than to buy an assault weapon.
- William J. Clinton
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Some'll rob you with a six gun,
Some with a fountain pen.
- Woody Guthrie
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired,
signifies in the final sense
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
The end of the human race will be that
it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Belief is not the beginning but the end of all knowledge.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The light at the end of the tunnel
may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous
In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn
Heaven must be an awfully dull place
if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Anonymous
Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Capture a shadow,
dance with the wind,
stand in a rainbow,
begin at the end.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Those who won our independence...
valued liberty as an end and as a means.
They believed liberty to be the secret of happiness
and courage to be the secret of liberty.
- Louis D. Brandeis
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
- Thomas Henry Huxley
We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin
The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu
At the end of a matter ask,
"What will I learn from this to make me better?"
- Mary Anne Radmacher
When life offers you a dream so far
beyond any of your expectations,
it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer
It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
- Bono
The end of labor is to gain leisure.
- Aristotle
It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Life is a journey. It is not a race to test
who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.
Rather, life is best enjoyed as a meander -
watching the view to left and right - above and below -
as the days slowly move past in dress review.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Let's have faith that right makes might;
and in that faith let us, to the end,
dare to do our duty as we understand it.
- Abraham Lincoln
The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu
Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous
Trust your instinct to the end,
though you can render no reason.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is good to have an end to journey towards;
but it is the journey that matters in the end.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
Begin with the end in mind.
- Stephen Covey
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
- Neale Donald Walsch
What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot
Man has lost the capacity to foresee and to forestall.
He will end by destroying the earth.
- Albert Schweitzer
I do the very best I know how -
the very best I can;
and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.
- Abraham Lincoln
At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere
If I choose to bless another person,
I will always end up feeling more blessed.
- Marianne Williamson
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey
All endeavors which are directed to a purely worldly end,
contain within themselves the seeds of their own corruption.
- Theodore H. White
It is the journey that matters, in the end
- Ursula K. Le Guin
I teach one thing and one only:
that is, suffering and the end of suffering.
- The Buddha
A friendship will be young after the lapse of half a century;
a passion is old at the end of three months.
- Madame Swetchine
Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything.
You are you and that is the beginning and the end -
no apologies, no regrets.
- Henry Kissinger
People in their handlings of affairs
often fail when they are about to succeed.
If one remains as careful at the end
as he was at the beginning,
there will be no failure.
- Lao Tzu
The truth is incontrovertible,
malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it,
but in the end; there it is.
- Winston Churchill
The end of life is to be like God,
and the soul following God will be like Him.
- Socrates
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher
I have always held firmly to the thought
that each one of us can do a little
to bring some portion of misery to an end.
- Albert Schweitzer
The way of success:
Visualize the end result,
Plan, Take action, Persevere,
Re-plan, Take action, Persevere.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
If patience is worth anything,
it must endure to the end of time.
And a living faith will last
in the midst of the blackest storm.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
If it is surely the means to the highest end we know,
can any work be humble or disgusting?
Will it not rather be elevating as a ladder,
the means by which we are translated?
- Henry David Thoreau
Mankind must put an end to war
before war puts an end to mankind.
- John F. Kennedy
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world,
the master calls a butterfly.
- Richard Bach
A bend in the road is not the end of the road
unless you fail to make the turn.
- Anonymous
Believe that none of the effort you put
into coming closer to God is ever wasted -
even if in the end you don't achieve
what you are striving for.
- Rebbe Nachman of Breslov
Now this is not the end.
It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
- Winston Churchill
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time
- T. S. Eliot
Does who we are begin with breath,
depend on form, or end with death?
- Kirtana
And in the end, it's not
the years in your life that count,
it's the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln
I walk the path - the way - the way of ways -
to the end that is not an end.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist.
I am willing to fight for peace.
Nothing will end war unless
the people themselves refuse to go to war.
- Albert Einstein
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
To be what we are,
and to become what we are capable of becoming,
is the only end in life.
- Baruch Spinoza
Happiness isn't at the end of the rainbow.
Happiness is at the beginning of the rainbow.
Following the rainbow is happiness,
not getting to the end of it.
- Werner Erhard
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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