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Funny Growing Up Quotes
Funny Quotes about Growing Up

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The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

I can't go back to yesterday -
because I was a different person then.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO

Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans


 

Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
- Lao Tzu

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings


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Maturity is the ability to do a job
whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it,
and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
- Ann Landers

No, they don't appreciate you - and it's not their job.
It's your own job to appreciate yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You have to do your own growing
no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- Abraham Lincoln

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

As long as any adult thinks that he,
like the parents and teachers of old,
can become introspective,
invoking his own youth to understand
the youth before him,
he is lost.
- Margaret Mead

Intellectual growth should commence at birth
and cease only at death.
- Albert Einstein

I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up.
- Tina Turner

Growing up, I've enjoyed hunting with my father.
- Dale Earnhardt

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin

I was growing up listening to Queen.
Freddie Mercury threw those incredible melodies into his songs.
- Gary Cherone

Today the world changes so quickly that in growing
up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in.
- Peter Medawar

I was a handful growing up.
- Olivia Wilde

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions.
I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
- Zoe Saldana

Growing up, I wanted desperately to please,
to be a good girl.
- Claire Danes

I have this sense that I didn't really start growing up until my twenties.
- Winona Ryder

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up.
I wish my grandmother had done the same.
I wanted my girls to know me.
- Carol Burnett

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up,
with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
- Heather Locklear

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

I think growing up is difficult and it's a process
that I'm always interested in,
with kids and adults, they are often on two different universes.
- Alice Hoffman

Growing up, my ideals were Barbra Streisand,
Cher, and my mom.
- Kevyn Aucoin

When I was growing up, I always knew that if I ever got anything,
I was going to give back as much as I can.
I learned that all you have to be willing to do is give your time.
- Darius Rucker

Growing up, I was the plain one.
I had no style.
I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
- Cameron Diaz

I had a really bad temper, when I was growing up.
Sport helped me channel that temper into more positive acts.
- Mike Krzyzewski

As a youngster, I played in Little League,
Pony League, and all sorts of amateur baseball programs growing up.
- Jim Evans

Well I had my kids so young that I kind of feel that
I'm a kid too and am growing up with them.
The things they're interested in tend to really influence me.
- Reese Witherspoon

In some cases I feel like they haven't appreciated
enough that growing up doesn't mean boring and old and not full of life.
I like to talk about that also.
- Jody Watley

L.A.
Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.
- Bruce McCulloch

The thing about being an actor is that you're in the
business of not growing up.
- Luke Wilson

People ask me from time to time what it was like growing
up with Henry Fonda as my father.
I say, Ever see Fort Apache? He was like Colonel Thursday.
- Peter Fonda

As a kid growing up in the little city of Sault Ste.
Marie, Ontario, I dreamed of one day playing in the NHL,
but never did I expect it to be as much fun as it turned out to be.
- Ron Francis

I always hated my mole growing up.
I even thought about having it removed.
At the time I didn't do it because I thought it would hurt,
and now I'm glad I didn't.
- Niki Taylor

Sometimes we're so concerned about giving our children
what we never had growing up,
we neglect to give them what we did have growing up.
- James C. Dobson

I was growing up in the 50's and 60's.
Back then they didn't even know what dyslexia was.
- Bruce Jenner

Growing up, I didn't give my grandfather's photography a second thought.
I wasn't involved in his work, except that I helped
my dad print his negatives.
- Kim Weston

My love, growing up on the Prairies,
was country music.
- Randy Bachman

Well, when I was growing up it was Ozzie and Harriet on TV -
nobody's parents were like that.
- Liza Minelli

I have got the best of both worlds; growing up in Edinburgh
and now living outside Glasgow.
- Magnus Magnusson

It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal.
When I was growing up, my family was always moving.
I had to meet new people all the time.
And they'd laugh.
- Calista Flockhart

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing
up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- Phyllis Diller

When I was growing up, there were just the three channels,
so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day.
Now there's been this explosion.
- Rory Bremner

As a kid growing up in the back streets of Dublin I
used to pretend I was playing in the World Cup with
my mates out on the streets,
and now I will be doing it for real.
- Robbie Keane

When I was growing up, Green Day had just come out.
- Deryck Whibley

I spent years growing up being told what my sexuality was.
- George Michael

It's actually not unlike Google at that stage of development.
They had an up-and-running site.
It wasn't losing very much money, it wasn't making very much money,
but it was growing.
- John Doerr

Growing up in Wales was a pretty Draconian experience with religion.
- John Cale

When I was 24 I went to Nigeria and it was such a culture shock,
growing up in Australia and suddenly being the only
white man in this unit full of black men.
- Bruce Beresford

As a brother and sister, our tastes were pretty different growing up.
He liked a lot of early hip hop.
My dad didn't understand it and would try to talk him out of it.
- Taryn Manning

I never had any hang-ups about sex.
As for being sexually repressed, nothing could be further from the truth.
There are more hang-ups now than ever there were when I was growing up.
- Mary Whitehouse

Growing up, I fantasized about being a rock musician
and that somehow it would be really easy.
I didn't realize that it's so much work.
- Sean Lennon

Growing up, mostly in Montreal, I was an only child of loving parents.
- Rudolph A. Marcus

I think the obvious answer is I was raised in New York City,
so growing up, not only myself but my family,
like my father, we would watch a lot of Scorsese films.
- Anthony Michael Hall

When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.
- Tom Robbins

In the scattered settlements of this Diocese,
schools and Churches are of necessity for many years few in number,
and multitudes of both sexes are growing up in great ignorance.
- John Strachan

I knew I wanted to be an actor when I was growing up,
really.
So when I decided to go to university instead of drama school,
it was with the intention of becoming an actor afterwards.
- Hugh Dancy

I just didn't work that much while the kids were growing up.
- Jill Clayburgh

I had a lot of growing up to do.
A lot of times, I learned the hard way.
- Allen Iverson

But the truth is, growing up in California,
we knew nothing about hockey.
- Leigh Steinberg

I have had strange animals as pets all my life.
I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact
better with animals than people.
Animals are direct, not duplicitous.
- Yvonne Craig

When you were growing up in the 30s,
20s,
of course the 40s, all black people at least in the Washington,
D.C., area were required to live among themselves.
- Ed Smith

Growing up in eastern Kentucky like I did,
I'm used to having a few guns around to protect me.
- Loretta Lynn

I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made,
scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top.
- William Butler Yeats

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
- Amy Poehler

I learned how to sign because when I was growing up
in California in order to get into college you needed
two semesters of language to get into a University of California school.
- Camryn Manheim


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