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Funny Grinning Quotes
Funny Quotes about Grinning

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If you have only one smile in you,
give it to the people you love.
Don't be surly at home,
then go out in the street
and start grinning good morning
at total strangers.
- Maya Angelou

Property is unstable, and youth perishes in a moment.
Life itself is held in the grinning fangs of Death,
Yet men delay to obtain release from the world.
Alas, the conduct of mankind is surprising.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

Lots of people want to have written;
they don't want to write.
In other words, they want to see their name on the
front cover of a book and their grinning picture on the back.
But this is what comes at the end of a job,
not at the beginning.
- Elizabeth George

Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you.
The thing is, they don't know what they want,
and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph,
and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.
- Parker Stevenson


 

Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

War is a game that is played with a smile.
If you can't smile, grin.
If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
- Winston Churchill

Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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There must be something solemn, serious,
and tender about any attitude which we denominate religious.
If glad, it must not grin or snicker;
if sad,
it must not scream or curse.
- William James

All nature wears one universal grin.
- Henry Fielding

Prometheus is reaching out for the stars with an empty grin on his face.
- Arthur Koestler

Wit is a weapon.
Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority.
But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin,
usually in solitude.
- Frank Muir

Michael was very specific during rehearsals.
When he was pleased, he always had this charming grin.
- Madeleine Stowe

We cannot be kind to each other here for even an hour.
We whisper, and hint, and chuckle and grin at our brother's shame;
however you take it we men are a little breed.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

The order of the world is always right -
such is the judgment of God.
For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind,
the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.
- Jean Baudrillard

I always say, dare to struggle, dare to grin.
- Wavy Gravy

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
- Ogden Nash

Chocolate is the first luxury.
It has so many things wrapped up in it:
Deliciusness in the moment,
childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling
of getting a reward for being good.
- Mariska Hargitay

I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill

I will not play tug o' war.
I'd rather play hug o' war.
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins,
and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.
- Shel Silverstein

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)

I like marriage.
The idea.
- Toni Morrison

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken

Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I like children - fried.
- W. C. Fields

I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60.
They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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