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Funny Grief Quotes
Funny Quotes about Grief

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Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland

Grief is a normal and natural response to loss.
It is originally an unlearned feeling process.
Keeping grief inside increases your pain.
- Anne Grant

Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

My heart bleeds at the death of every one of our gallant men.
- Robert E. Lee

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot


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Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb

Life and death are one thread,
the same line viewed from different sides.
- Lao Tzu

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

A man's good name is his best monument
- from an old churchyard at Lockerbie, Scotland

No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.
- C. S. Lewis

Do not mourn the dead, but comfort the living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only cure for grief is action.
- G. H. Lewes

Grief is the price we pay for love.
- Queen Elizabeth II

There is no death, only a change of worlds.
- Chief Seattle

There is a sacredness in tears.
They are not the mark of weakness, but of power.
They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues.
They are messengers of overwhelming grief ...
and unspeakable love.
- Washington Irving

He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow,
for the root of all grief is attachment.
Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.
- Chanakya

Endings: sometimes a season of sorrow and grief.
Endings: what must precede new beginnings.
Life is an endless cycle of endings and beginnings.
Renewal and rebirth cannot occur without endings -
as the new year's crop can only be planted and flourish
in the decay of last year.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When we come into the present,
we begin to feel the life around us again,
but we also encounter whatever we have been avoiding.
We must have the courage to face whatever is present -
our pain, our desires, our grief,
our loss, our secret hopes our love -
everything that moves us most deeply.
- Jack Kornfield

Today I Release All My Troubles And Grief.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax
their lives with forethought of grief...
For a time I rest in the grace of the world,
and am free.
- Wendell Berry

Every man casts a shadow;
not his body only, but his imperfectly mingled spirit.
This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will,
it falls opposite to the sun;
short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see it?
- Henry David Thoreau

I give you this one thought to keep -
I am with you still - I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the sweet uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft starts that shine at night.
Do not think of me as gone -
I am with you still in each new dawn.
- Traditional Native American Prayer

If you have been divorced, you know it hurts -
especially if your marriage had lasted many years.
Whatever the circumstances of your relationship,
and whatever the nature of its ending,
there is always grief and regret -
perhaps regret over the ending,
or perhaps regret over not ending the relationship sooner -
or perhaps both.
Nonetheless, move past the grief and regret.
No matter how painful, divorce, like all endings,
opens the door to new beginnings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion,
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing...
not healing, not curing...
that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

I Did Not Die
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn's rain,
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
- Anonymous

Tearless grief bleeds inwardly.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

After an eternity of seeking the sudden threshold of
seeing and finding leaves one filled with a strange
paradox of ecstasy and grief.
I was born to see.
- Joy Page

Allowing children to show their guilt,
show their grief, show their anger, takes the sting out of the situation.
- Martha Beck

All human wisdom works and has worries and grief as reward.
- Johann G. Hamann

When sadness happens in the middle of work,
I separate my personal grief from my train of thought.
- Sergio Aragones

It is better to die than to preserve this life by incurring disgrace.
The loss of life causes but a moment's grief,
but disgrace brings grief every day of one's life.
- Chanakya

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again,
and every morning renews my grief.
- Franz Schubert

What is deservedly suffered must be borne with calmness,
but when the pain is unmerited, the grief is resistless.
- Ovid

Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure;
married in haste,
we repent at leisure.
- William Congreve

My work has typically been about finding a means to
express memory and commemoration for loss and grief.
- John Regan

Nothing becomes so offensive so quickly as grief.
When fresh it finds someone to console it,
but when it becomes chronic, it is ridiculed,
and rightly.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I am certain that I speak on behalf of my entire nation when I say:
September 11th we are all Americans -
in grief,
as in defiance.
- Benjamin Netanyahu

Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as
this will only fill your mind with grief,
regret and depression.
Do not repeat them in the future.
- Sivananda

You don't go around grieving all the time,
but the grief is still there and always will be.
- Nigella Lawson

Great grief does not of itself put an end to itself.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Grief is only the memory of widowed affections.
- James Martineau

Given a choice between grief and nothing,
I'd choose grief.
- William Faulkner

Time takes away the grief of men.
- Desiderius Erasmus

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief,
as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

The king died and then the queen died is a story.
The king died, and then queen died of grief is a plot.
- E. M. Forster

The person you consider ignorant and insignificant
is the one who came from God,
that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom.
- Khalil Gibran

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery,
by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Suppressed grief suffocates, it rages within the breast,
and is forced to multiply its strength.
- Ovid

I feel like the writer observing the grief,
but it is difficult to be detached from it.
- Hugh Leonard

Grief is a process, not a state.
- Anne Grant

The thirst for powerful sensations takes the upper
hand both over fear and over compassion for the grief of others.
- Anton Chekhov

No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy.
People imagine they can reach one another.
In reality they only pass each other by.
- Franz Schubert

If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble.
- Moliere

There is a kind of euphoria of grief,
a degree of madness.
- Nigella Lawson

Grief at the absence of a loved one is happiness compared
to life with a person one hates.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Whoever happens to give birth to mischievous children
lives always with unending grief in his spirit and heart.
- Hesiod

This book, conceived in sorrow, composed in grief,
and constructed at the brink of despair,
contains my mind's best thoughts, and my soul's triumph
over the powers of darkness.
- Isaac Mayer Wise

Politicians...
talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief.
They're so awful, they're really funny.
I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
- Paul Lynde

I felt I couldn't be a good mom anymore,
but I didn't want my children to grow up without a mom.
I felt I had to end our lives to protect us from any grief or harm.
- Susan Smith

ABBA: The Movie; I got a lot of grief for working on that.
- Lasse Hallstrom

For me, a page of good prose is where one hears the
rain and the noise of battle.
It has the power to give grief or universality that
lends it a youthful beauty.
- John Cheever

Verse is not written, it is bled; Out of the poet's abstract head.
Words drip the poem on the page; Out of his grief,
delight and rage.
- Paul Engle

The display of grief makes more demands than grief itself.
How few men are sad in their own company.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously
in every way necessarily comes to grief among so many who are not virtuous.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
- Keanu Reeves

To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy;
Better than the pain of thinking,
Is to steep the sense in drinking.
- Alcaeus

If you would have me weep, you must first of all feel grief yourself.
- Horace

Grief is the agony of an instant.
The indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
- Benjamin Disraeli


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