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Funny Goodness Quotes
Funny Quotes about Goodness

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You may call God love, you may call God goodness.
But the best name for God is compassion.
- Meister Eckhart

Treat those who are good with goodness,
and also treat those who are not good with goodness.
Thus goodness is attained.
Be honest to those who are honest,
and be also honest to those who are not honest.
Thus honesty is attained.
- Lao Tzu PHOTO

We require from buildings two kinds of goodness:
first,
the doing their practical duty well:
then that they be graceful and pleasing in doing it.
- John Ruskin

Truth is handsomer than the affectation of love.
Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it is none.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

The higher the sun rises, the less shadow it casts;
even so, the greater is the goodness, the less it covets praise;
yet cannot avoid its rewards in honors.
- Lao Tzu

Wisdom has its root in goodness,
not goodness its root in wisdom.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being part of the natural world reminds me
that innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel


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Goodness is beauty in the best estate.
- Christopher Marlowe

If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa,
there are also roads that lead to their goal.
Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness.
- Nelson Mandela

How goodness heightens beauty!
- Milan Kundera

Innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel

True religion is real living;
living with all one's soul,
with all one's goodness and righteousness.
- Albert Einstein

It is amazing how complete is the delusion
that beauty is goodness.
- Leo Tolstoy

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
- Henry David Thoreau

Mere goodness can achieve little against the power of nature.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

The roots of all goodness lie
in the soil of appreciation for goodness.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

There is no odor so bad as that
which arises from goodness tainted.
- Henry David Thoreau

Be open to the goodness of life -
even in the midst of apparent adversity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The great gift of Easter is hope -
Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God,
in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love,
which nothing can shake.
- Basil C. Hume

I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking
and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together.
And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me -
spiritually and financially.
- Denzel Washington

Believe in the goodness of life.
Believe in the power of time to heal and to renew.
Believe in the power of forgiveness and gratitude.
Believe in the gift of rainbows and butterflies.
Believe in the laughter of children.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Just as a mother finds pleasure in taking her little child on her lap,
there to feed and caress him, in like manner our loving
God shows His fondness for His beloved souls who have
given themselves entirely to Him and have placed all
their hope in His goodness.
- Alphonsus Liguori

There are very few misanthropes, thank goodness!
- Ivor Novello

Thank goodness I started getting movie roles and then
television shows came along.
So I was very fortunate to be able to do all three and I like all of them.
- Victor Garber

Goodness means the highest degree of popularity.
- Heinrich Mann

I have good looking kids.
Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I still believe in the nonviolent Jesus and the basic
human goodness present in all of us.
- Martin Sheen

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.
This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts
and only asks to be lived.
- Michael Jackson

For the sake of goodness and love, man shall let death
have no sovereignty over his thoughts.
- Thomas Mann

Wisdom and goodness are twin-born, one heart must hold both sisters,
never seen apart.
- William Dean Howells

We return thanks to our mother,
the earth, which sustains us.
We return thanks to the rivers and streams
which supply us with water.
We return thanks to all herbs, which furnish medicines
for the cure of our diseases.
We return thanks to the corn, and to her sisters,
the beans and squashes, which give us life.
We return thanks to the bushes and trees,
which provide us with fruit.
We return thanks to the wind,
which, moving the air, has banished diseases.
We return thanks to the moon and the stars,
which have given us their light when the sun was gone.
We return thanks to our grandfather He-no,
that he has protected his grandchildren from witches and reptiles,
and has given us his rain.
We return thanks to the sun,
that he has looked upon the earth with a beneficent eye.
Lastly, we return thanks to the Great Spirit,
in whom is embodied all goodness,
and who directs all things for the good of his children.
- Iroquois traditional

Its goodness is a decision for the mouth to make.
- Lu Yu

Very few editors worry about heresy -
their goals are much too commercial,
thank goodness.
- Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

Gratitude is not only the memory but the homage of
the heart rendered to God for his goodness.
- Nathaniel Parker Willis

He has a number of curious facts in illustration of
the power of mere goodness to protect against outrage.
- George Combe

If kind parents love their children and delight in their happiness,
then he who is perfect goodness in sending abroad mortal
contagions doth assuredly direct their use.
- John Woolman

That which you create in beauty and goodness and truth
lives on for all time to come.
Don't spend your life accumulating material objects
that will only turn to dust and ashes.
- Denis Waitley

The goodness of a thing created is the perfection of
its fitness for the use which it serves.
Now that use is either particular or universal.
- William Ames

Goodness, armed with power, is corrupted;
and pure love without power is destroyed.
- Reinhold Niebuhr

The chief beginning of evil is goodness in excess.
- Menander

Goodness does not more certainly make men happy than
happiness makes them good.
- Walter Savage Landor

It would be nice to feel that we are a better world,
a world of more compassion and a world of more humanity,
and to believe in the basic goodness of man.
- Barbara Walters

Greatness and goodness are not means,
but ends.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You should also appreciate the goodness around you,
and surround yourself with positive people.
- Nadia Comaneci

I encountered among my comrades the most varied human traits,
from frankness to reserve, from goodness,
uprightness and kindness, to brutality and baseness.
- Georg Brandes

Unfortunately, goodness and honor are rather the exception
than the rule among exceptional men,
not to speak of geniuses.
- Cesare Lombroso

One goes through school, college, medical school and
one's internship learning little or nothing about goodness
but a good deal about success.
- Ashley Montagu

For goodness sake, will they hear, will white people
hear what we are trying to say? Please,
all we are asking you to do is to recognize that we are humans,
too.
- Desmond Tutu

We are here to add to the sum of human goodness.
To prove the thing exists.
- Josephine Hart

The higher the sun ariseth, the less shadow doth he cast;
even so the greater is the goodness,
the less doth it covet praise; yet cannot avoid its rewards in honours.
- Lao Tzu

Serve the dinner backward, do anything -
but for goodness sake,
do something weird.
- Elsa Maxwell

For some years I deserted religion in favour of Marxism.
The republic of goodness seemed more attainable than the Kingdom of God.
- Lionel Blue

Only a writer who has the sense of evil can make goodness readable.
- E. M. Forster

The pursuit of beauty is much more dangerous nonsense
than the pursuit of truth or goodness,
because it affords a stronger temptation to the ego.
- Northrop Frye

Real education should consist of drawing the goodness
and the best out of our own students.
What better books can there be than the book of humanity?
- Cesar Chavez

There is no greatness where there is no simplicity,
goodness and truth.
- Leo Tolstoy

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love,
are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart,
but of strength of mind.
- William Hazlitt

Goodness is something that makes us serene and content;
it is magnificent.
Those who are not good are evil.
- Bhumibol Adulyadej

When there is life and mankind, a person will live striving for good deeds,
liberty and a bright life, and wish that goodness and
justice will reign in the world.
- Islom Karimov

Goodness is uneventful.
It does not flash, it glows.
- David Grayson

In the past goodness was always a collective experience.
Then goodness became privatised.
- Edward Bond

How beautiful it is to excel, and the goodness of giving from your heart.
- Robert Mondavi

Goodness and hard work are rewarded with respect.
- Luther Campbell

I think the most that I've learned has been,
how do I put this? The innate goodness inside of all of us.
- Brian Behlendorf

Religion enabled society to organise itself to debate goodness,
just as Greek drama had once done.
- Edward Bond

There is no true gracefulness which is not epitomized goodness.
- Samuel Butler

May the same Almighty Goodness banish the accursed monster,
war, from all lands, with her hated associates,
rapine and insatiable ambition!
- Daniel Boone

Well, all I can say is thank goodness I had 15 years
of theater before ever I did film roles.
You build technique that you can rely on.
- Chris Cooper

Nothing that was worthy in the past departs;
no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies,
or can die.
- Thomas Carlyle

How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon.
December is here before its June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?
- Dr. Seuss

Goodness is achieved not in a vacuum,
but in the company of other men, attended by love.
- Saul Bellow


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