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Funny Goodbye Quotes
Funny Quotes about Goodbye

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Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb


 

Driving me away is easier than saying goodbye.
- Erica Jong

A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)


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Could we see when and where we are to meet again,
we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
- Ouida

You and I will meet again, When we're least expecting it,
One day in some far off place, I will recognize your face,
I won't say goodbye my friend, For you and I will meet again.
- Tom Petty

Not so cold, some snow fell.
I went inside the log cabin and said goodbye to Mother,
she was so alike grandmother, just younger.
- Anders Zorn

I have a musical called Goodbye and Good Luck,
based on a Grace Paley short story.
I also have King Island Christmas, and there are 20
different productions of it this year.
- David Friedman

Unless one says goodbye to what one loves,
and unless one travels to completely new territories,
one can expect merely a long wearing away of oneself
and an eventual extinction.
- Jean Dubuffet

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once:
It said,
'Goodbye'.
- Richard Armour

When superstition is allowed to perform the task of
old age in dulling the human temperament,
we can say goodbye to all excellence in poetry,
in painting, and in music.
- Denis Diderot

I was so emotional.
Choked up.
I could hardly talk all day.
I'll be cleaning out my trailer and saying goodbye soon,
realizing what a wonderful experience this has been.
- Dennis Franz

The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye,
the story of love is hello, goodbye.
- Jimi Hendrix

I've got seven kids.
The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'
'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
- Dean Martin

I really don't want to say goodbye to any of you people.
- Christa McAuliffe

Not that I have any interest in saying goodbye to Rocky.
I absolutely adore being involved and a part of something
that is really a phenomenon.
- Richard O'Brien

I'd like to do my first record I ever made,
A Church, a Courtroom, and Then Goodbye.
- Patsy Cline

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf,
never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and
I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.
- Greg Norman

And the relationships that happen become so intense,
deep, involved and complex and really hard to say goodbye to.
The hardest part of the show is saying goodbye when it's all done.
It really breaks you.
- Genevieve Gorder

And having suffered for part of the war when I was a child.
I was too young to really understand what was going
on but one of my favorite pieces of animation now is
that Goodbye Blue Sky in The Wall because that deals
directly with that period in time.
- Gerald Scarfe

I used to get quite upset that I'd make friends with
a guy or a girl and then within the space of three
years we'd move and go and live somewhere else,
and you'd have to say goodbye to that person.
- Dominic Monaghan

I believe that the freedom of speech should be protected,
but so should a family's right to privacy as they grieve their loss.
There is a time and a place for vigorous debate on the War on Terror,
but during a family's last goodbye is not it.
- Dave Reichert

Lacey didn't like it, even though he was born here,
I understand.
I mean, he was born in Brooklyn.
He told the staff that they better prepare themselves
to say goodbye to some of their friends.
- Sydney Schanberg

Now I'm seen by more people in one episode than I was
in 20 years of theatre and movies.
It's gratifying to have an impact on 25 million people a night,
but I can say goodbye to my lunch-pail life as a working actor.
I'm scared I might be a celebrity.
- William Petersen

I am racking my brains to find out why he left without saying goodby to me.
- Eva Braun

Little do such men know the toil, the pains,
the daily, nightly racking of the brains,
to range the thoughts, the matter to digest,
to cull fit phrases, and reject the rest.
- Charles Churchill

What can you conceive more silly and extravagant than
to suppose a man racking his brains,
and studying night and day how to fly?
- William Law

Competition can be the most nerve-racking experience.
Some people just thrive on it.
- Itzhak Perlman

It's always nerve-racking to take off your clothes on film.
But doing it with a woman felt safer than with a man.
You know you can say, 'Don't grab me there:
That's where my cellulite is'!
- Naomi Watts

He was thinking alone, and seriously racking his brain
to find a direction for this single force four times multiplied,
with which he did not doubt, as with the lever for which Archimedes sought,
they should succeed in moving the world,
when some one tapped gently at his door.
- Alexandre Dumas

And so while the great ones depart to their dinner,
the secretary stays, growing thinner and thinner,
racking his brain to record and report what he thinks
that they think that they ought to have thought.
- Arthur Bryant

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is only one thing about which I am certain,
and that is that there is very little
about which one can be certain.
- W. Somerset Maugham

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.
- the movie The Little Mermaid (1989)

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll

The church is always trying to get other people to reform;
it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little,
by way of example.
- Mark Twain

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

If you can't annoy somebody with what you write,
I think there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis

Magic is natural to Wizards,
and only a little harder for the rest of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly,
"one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
- Hans Christian Andersen

Mother is the name for God
in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

Unlike grown-ups, children have little need to deceive themselves.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Comedy has to be based on truth.
You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
- Sid Caesar

I like poems that are little games.
- Peter Davison

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father
coming on a white horse to rescue me.
- Christine Keeler

Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike.
Each has their suffering.
Some suffer too much, others too little.
- The Buddha

Any man who reads too much
and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein

I love cats because I enjoy my home;
and little by little,
they become its visible soul.
- Jean Cocteau

The wise man looks into space,
and does not regard the small as too little,
nor the great as too much;
for he knows that there is no limit to dimensions.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

And just dance a little.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The best money advice ever given me was from my father.
When I was a little girl, he told me,
'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'
- Dinah Shore


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