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Funny Good Enough Quotes
Funny Quotes about Good Enough

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The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life.
Do what you feel you have a flair for doing,
and if you are good enough at it, the money will come.
- Greer Garson


 

It is not enough to have a good mind,
the main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes

When you have a good mother and no father,
God kind of sits in.
It's not enough, but it helps.
- Dick Gregory

If I have enough money to eat I'm good.
- Shia LaBeouf


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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
- Abraham Lincoln

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas

Thank you, God, for this good life
and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- Garrison Keillor

No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln

Good enough never is.
- Debbi Fields

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To an engineer, good enough means perfect.
With an artist, there's no such thing as perfect.
- Alexander Calder

Merely to avoid harming others is not enough.
Earn your place in this world by doing good.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What's a good tournament for him? Winning it.
He's good enough.
- Greg Norman

Pick up a stone that feels good to you
and is small enough to hold in one hand.
Consider how long that stone has been around
and what enormous pressure it has experienced.
Draw strength from its long history.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Tonight, late, when I'm still not done with the day
but must comply with sleep,
I can whisper, "There was done a little good today.
Today I changed myself and the world, just a little.
And yes, I loved." Most days, that is enough.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I want to feel good, I want to feel proud,
I want to feel that I give someone enough and that I get enough.
- Nastassja Kinski

It is easy enough to be moral after a good dinner beside a snug coal fire,
and with our hearts well warmed with fine old port.
- Henry Mayhew

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt:
short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
- Ronald Knox

I'm probably the most introverted extrovert you'll ever meet.
Up until I got this show I was constantly told,
'She was really good, but she's just not cute enough.'
- Nikki Cox

There are nine requisites for contented living:
HEALTH enough to make work a pleasure;
WEALTH enough to support your needs;
STRENGTH enough to battle with difficulties and forsake them;
GRACE enough to confess your sins and overcome them;
PATIENCE enough to toil until some good is accomplished;
CHARITY enough to see some good in your neighbor;
LOVE enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others;
FAITH enough to make real the things of God;
HOPE enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Power will intoxicate the best hearts,
as wine the strongest heads.
No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.
- Charles Caleb Colton

I went through all my twenties thinking that I wasn't good enough.
- Delta Burke

All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win
in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if
you listen to everybody else.
- Mackenzie Astin

Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me.
I don't know whether I'm good enough.
But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
- Angelina Jolie

The good parts of a book may be only something a writer
is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck
of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
- Ernest Hemingway

I face every project the same way - do it right and give 110%.
100% isn't good enough.
- Debra Wilson

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.
- Roger Ebert

I always say if you've seen good acting on television,
those actors are really good.
Because there's just not enough time.
You don't have any preparation.
- Sasha Alexander

It never occurred to me that I couldn't change things
that needed changing or couldn't have what I wanted
if I worked hard enough and was good enough.
- Kathleen Turner

If enough people openly engage in conduct once considered reprehensible,
we rewrite the rule book and assume that God,
as a good democrat, will go along.
- James L. Buckley

Good intentions are not enough.
They've never put an onion in the soup yet.
- Sonya Levien

All the stuff about being a drinking club,
or having players who were not good enough,
I treat as rubbish.
- Bryan Robson

I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff.
- Balthazar Getty

Be good to yourself.
Listen to your body, to your heart.
We're very hard on ourselves, and we're always feeling
like we're not doing enough.
It's a terribly hard job.
- Marcia Wallace

I have believed the best of every man.
And find that to believe is enough to make a bad man show him at his best,
or even a good man swings his lantern higher.
- William Butler Yeats

You've got to believe as a filmmaker that if a movie's good enough,
it's going to survive; and if it's not,
well, it won't.
- Sam Mendes

My stories are never quite good enough.
- Anne Tyler

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a
lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
- Garrison Keillor

A lot of times people's main motives and plan in life
is to hurt as many people as they can,
but I think there's enough good people that help make the world a good place.
- Tina Yothers

Let us take our children seriously!
Everything else follows from this...
only the best is good enough for a child.
- Zoltan Kodaly

Thinking good thoughts is not enough,
doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow
your good examples is enough.
- Douglas Horton

You'd have to think that you're at least decent,
or you couldn't get up every morning and do it.
I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good.
- Martin Mull

The cynical part of the answer is that I expect to
see a good deal more space opera,
set far enough in the future as to be disconnected
from contemporary issues.
- John M. Ford

I would love to be able to pursue music as a career but honestly,
I'm just not good enough.
- Shawn Ashmore

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme.
That was my goal.
Once I was good enough, I quit.
Now my music has to have some rock.
- Jack Black

That's something I go through every day -
you know -
Am I good enough to act?
- Shannen Doherty

A good short-story writer has an instinct for sketching
in just enough background to ground the specific story.
- Lynn Abbey

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice.
So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.
- Don Henley

It is only too clear that man is not at home in this universe,
and yet he is not good enough to deserve a better.
- Perry Miller

Then I did one fight scene, and they said it looked good.
Because I did it well enough, they've given me more.
- Victor Garber

My body has certainly wandered a good deal,
but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
- Noel Coward

The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact
that the good Lord has not created money enough.
- Heinrich Heine

Johnny Cash was plenty good enough to fool his fans.
They believed he felt it in his soul when he sang the
Gospel while stoned on drugs.
- Suzanne Fields

I really tried to make movies I wanted to see.
I thought that if I was good enough,
somebody would always need me.
- Jason Patric

I've had quite a few moments I've liked,
so it's good enough.
- Bryan Ferry

Enough is as good as a feast.
- Joshua Sylvester

The worst thing about that kind of prejudice...
is that while you feel hurt and angry and all the rest of it,
it feeds you self-doubt.
You start thinking, perhaps I am not good enough.
- Nina Simone

I do want to write about Jane Whitefield again,
but only when I have a good enough idea -
something I've figured out about her that's news and
that's worth a reader's time.
- Thomas Perry

The people sensible enough to give good advice are
usually sensible enough to give none.
- Eden Phillpotts

We never can tell how our lives may work to the account of the general good,
and we are not wise enough to know if we have fulfilled our mission or not.
- Ellen Henrietta Swallow Richards

Books are good enough in their own way,
but they are a poor substitute for life.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover,
only the clover isn't good enough.
- Bertolt Brecht

I have never known a novel that was good enough to
be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.
- Edith Wharton

I've had a good life.
Enough happiness, enough success.
- Michael Landon

They improve greatly, and sometimes I go and see the
performances they do and I am consciously aware that
there isn't enough work for the good dancers.
- Siobhan Davies

Wanting to be a good actor is not good enough.
You must want to be a great actor.
You just have to have that.
- Gary Oldman

I didn't aspire to be a good sport; 'champion' was good enough for me.
- Fred Perry


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