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Funny God Love Quotes
Funny Quotes about God Love

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You may call God love, you may call God goodness.
But the best name for God is compassion.
- Meister Eckhart

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

If it turns out that there IS a God,
I don't think that he's evil.
I think that the worst you can say about him
is that basically he's an underachiever.
- the movie Love and Death


 

Give thanks for the rainbows, for the butterflies,
for all God's creatures - large and small,
for the bright blue sky and the soft fog and the gentle rain,
for the tree veiled in the season's first frost,
for the baby's laugh, for the touch of a hand
and the whispered "I love you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother in need
but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him?
- 1 John 3:17

I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God
who is sending a love letter to the world.
- Mother Teresa


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I try to give to the poor people for love
what the rich could get for money.
No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds;
yet I willingly cure him for the love of God.
- Mother Teresa

Thank you, God, for this good life
and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- Garrison Keillor

Where love is, there God is also.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Where there is unconditional love,
there is no room for unhappiness.
Whenever I look in the mirror today,
I will say to myself: "That Is The Face Of God."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never trust anyone completely but God.
Love people, but put your full trust only in God.
- Lawrence Welk

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station,
through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.
- George Washington Carver

But what a cruel thing is war
to separate and destroy families and friends,
and mar the purest joys and happiness
God has granted us in this world,
to fill our hearts with hatred
instead of love for our neighbors,
and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world!
- Robert E. Lee

Our "Rainbows and Butterflies" are the small miracles of our life -
the little things that are so easy to overlook,
yet so awe inspiring when we take a moment
to notice and to pay attention.
Give thanks for the rainbows, for the butterflies,
for all God's creatures - large and small,
for the bright blue sky and the soft fog and the gentle rain,
for the tree veiled in the season's first frost,
for the baby's laugh,
for the touch of a hand and the whispered "I love you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am still amazed at how big, how enormous
a love and mystery God is -
and how small are the minds
that attempt to corral
this life force into rules and taboos,
cults and sects.
- Bono

There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved:
It is God's finger on man's shoulder.
- Charles Morgan

God's Spirit moves through us and the world
at a pace that can never be constricted
by any one religious paradigm.
I love that.
- Bono

Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the
number of the families who call upon God.
- Christopher Love

The Two Great Lessons of Life: Choose Love & Trust God.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Marrying for love may be a bit risky,
but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
- Josh Billings

Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves,
the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love,
and then, for a second time in the history of the world,
man will have discovered fire.
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The great gift of Easter is hope -
Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God,
in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love,
which nothing can shake.
- Basil C. Hume

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love,
of kindness, of understanding, of peace.
Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God -
the rest will be given.
- Mother Teresa

Death is nothing else but going home to God,
the bond of love will be unbroken for all eternity.
- Mother Teresa

Indifferent to whether your mood is grumpy or cheerful,
Nature always sings her passionate song of joyful celebration.
You can never stop the happy song of life,
so join the celebration -
sing along, dance, make love,
smile your biggest smile, and cheer on God's music.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Start living now.
Stop saving the good china
for that special occasion.
Stop withholding your love
until that special person materializes.
Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
- Mary Manin Morrissey

When we see the face of God
we shall know that we have always known it.
He has been a party to, has made, sustained
and moved moment by moment within,
all our earthly experiences of innocent love.
- C. S. Lewis

Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself.
Only in heaven will we see how much we owe to the poor
for helping us to love God better because of them.
- Mother Teresa

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this,
to act justly, to love tenderly,
and to walk humbly with your God.
- Micah 6:8

When I see children, I see the face of God.
That's why I love them so much.
That's what I see.
- Michael Jackson

If you love god, burn a church.
- Jello Biafra

Jah is love, or God, whichever way you might accept it.
- Dennis Brown

In loving his own productive, generative,
generous love, God loves all those ways in which that
love can be realised in creation.
- Rowan D. Williams

That we must love one God only is a thing so evident
that it does not require miracles to prove it.
- Blaise Pascal

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman

I want to love all the children of God -
Christian,
Jew, Moslem, Hindu, Buddhist - everyone.
I want to love gay Christians and straight Christians.
- Anne Rice

What we have in us of the image of God is the love of truth and justice.
- Demosthenes

The word courage - God, I love that word.
Words are so important to me.
- Peter Fonda

What grieves me most in my past offenses,
O my loving God, is not so much the punishment I have deserved,
as the displeasure I have given You,
Who are worthy of infinite love.
- Alphonsus Liguori

To those who do not love God, all things must work
together immediately for pain and torment,
until, by means of the tribulation, they are led to salvation at last.
- Johann Gottlieb Fichte

I believe in God, family, truth between people,
the power of love.
- Michael Landon

To love someone means to see him as God intended him.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, - I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread.
No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
- Woodrow Wilson

Life repeats itself mindlessly -
unless you become mindful, it will go on repeating like a wheel.
That's why Buddhists call it the wheel of life and death,
the wheel of time.
It moves like a wheel: birth is followed by death,
death is followed by birth;
love is followed by hate, hate is followed by love;
success is followed by failure,
failure is followed by success. Just see!
If you can watch just for a few days,
you will see a pattern emerging, a wheel pattern.
One day, a fine morning, you are feeling so good and so happy,
and another day you are so dull,
so dead that you start thinking of committing suicide.
And just the other day you were so full of life,
so blissful that you were feeling thankful to God,
that you were in a mood of deep gratefulness,
and today there is great complaint
and you don't see the point why one should go on living...
And it goes on and on, but you don't see the pattern.
Once you see the pattern, you can get out of it.
- Osho

True, He is infinite Majesty, but He is also infinite
Goodness and infinite Love.
There can be no greater Lord than God;
neither can there be a more ardent lover than He.
- Alphonsus Liguori

No one perfectly loves God who does not perfectly love some of his creatures.
- Marguerite de Valois

I call upon my God to judge me, he knows that I love
my friends and above all others my wife and children,
the, oppinion of the world to contrary notwithstanding.
- Stand Watie

If my fans want to call me a love God,
then so be it!
- Alexander O'Neal

Unalloyed love of God is the essential thing.
All else is unreal.
- Ramakrishna

The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is
probably one extra help from God to bring you together,
but that's it.
All the rest of it, the true love, is the test.
- Joan Chen

None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are.
But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

God proved His love on the Cross.
When Christ hung, and bled, and died,
it was God saying to the world, "I love you."
- Billy Graham

The love which moves the world, according to common Christian belief,
is God's love and the love of God.
- Mortimer Adler

Of the love or hatred God has for the English,
I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France,
except those who die there.
- Joan of Arc

I have learned that to have a good friend is the purest of all God's gifts,
for it is a love that has no exchange of payment.
- Frances Farmer

I have often felt a motion of love to leave some hints
in writing of my experience of the goodness of God,
and now, in the thirty-sixth year of my age,
I begin this work.
- John Woolman

I worshipped money so much that it ruined my life.
Money is not my god.
I just want to manage His money for Him,
for the poor people, the lost kids.
I just love everybody.
- Brian Welch

Suffering passes, while love is eternal.
That's a gift that you have received from God.
Don't waste it.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder

Take time to laugh.
It is the music of the soul.
Take time to think.
It is the source of power.
Take time to play.
It is the source of perpetual youth.
Take time to read.
It is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to pray.
It is the greatest power on Earth.
Take time to love and be loved.
It is a God-given privilege.
Take time to be friendly.
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to give.
It is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to work.
It is the price of success.
- Anonymous

God created the family to provide the maximum love
and support and morality and example that one can imagine.
- Jerry Falwell

Children are God's Apostles, sent forth,
day by day, to preach of love, and hope,
and peace.
- James Russell Lowell

God is love, but get it in writing.
- Gypsy Rose Lee

The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.
- Blaise Pascal

God is love.
I have loved.
Therefore, I will go to heaven.
- Imelda Marcos

Love is the only wealth that man absolutely needs.
Love is the only wealth that God precisely is.
- Sri Chinmoy

Charity.
To love human beings in so far as they are nothing.
That is to love them as God does.
- Simone Weil

Though we may not necessarily forfeit our lives in service to our God,
we can certainly demonstrate our love for Him by how well we serve Him.
- Thomas S. Monson

I spent six years in Bible study because I needed to get grounded.
People really need to spend time in the Bible getting
to know the God they claim to love.
- Willie Aames

To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
- Jorge Luis Borges


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