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Funny Giving Back Quotes
Funny Quotes about Giving Back

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Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back.
Loaning books is the same as giving them away.
- Doug Coupland

Not only is Rip Hamilton an outstanding basketball player,
he is also known for giving back to his community.
- Jim Gerlach

To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy,
and fill his snuff-box, is like giving a pair of laced
ruffles to a man that has never a shirt on his back.
- Tom Brown

We do not want to be giving quality sides such as Southampton,
Palace, Norwich and the rest eight or nine points start
and expect to get back up with them.
- Paul Ince


 

I believe in giving back very strongly.
- Sanford I. Weill

Giving back involves a certain amount of giving up.
- Colin Powell

I really enjoy doing charity, for a good cause,
it's like the least I can do, I really enjoy that stuff.
I enjoy giving back.
- Alex O'Loughlin


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Everything good that I know was taught to me by great
teachers and I feel like giving back and sharing the
technique is the thing to do.
- Betty Buckley

Michael Jackson has a very good heart.
He was crying when he was giving me the award,
'cause his mind went back over the early days.
- James Brown

From then on, I realized this is what I want to do,
what I'm supposed to do: Giving energy and receiving
it back through applause.
I love it.
That's my world.
I love it.
I enjoy it.
I live for it.
- Erykah Badu

But again, you know, the views that we've expressed
are transferring power back from the federal government to the states,
giving Alaska an incredible opportunity to expand its economy,
especially at a time when our federal government is
coming close to bankruptcy.So that is a broad-based appeal.
It's not an extreme view.
- Joe Miller

I absolutely believe in the power of tithing and giving back.
My own experience about all the blessings I've had
in my life is that the more I give away,
the more that comes back.
That is the way life works, and that is the way energy works.
- Ken Blanchard

There is no filmmaking legislation because distributors
are not interested in sharing their money with the film industry -
for instance,
by giving a percentage of ticket sales back to filmmakers.
- Andrzej Wajda

I am a huge believer in giving back and helping out
in the community and the world.
Think globally, act locally I suppose.
I believe that the measure of a person's life is the
affect they have on others.
- Steve Nash

Talking back and being quite aggressive about stuff
and not giving a care in the world about anyone.
So it was more, I think, that way and I think that's
what happened in that party when I stood in between two people.
- Caroline Dhavernas

The whole Bible is the story of men and women trying to get back to God,
to overcome that sin with sacrifices,
good works, sermons, prophesy, witnessing,
giving all kinds of things.
It never worked.
- Keith Miller

When it comes down to it, it's giving people a good
night out in a basic way and I think my company guarantees that.
There's always something new and something to excite us and surprise us,
and that's why people come back, I hope.
- Matthew Bourne

This is a value-added college education if I have heard one described.
And what is the most remarkable about Delaware State University graduates -
is they just keeping giving back.
- Michael N. Castle

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Erma Bombeck

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated,
journalism keeps us in touch
with the ignorance of the community.
- Oscar Wilde

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard

My joy is the golden sunset
giving thanks for another day.
Gratitude itself is a source of joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is given to us, we earn it by giving it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Pity may represent little more
than the impersonal concern
which prompts the mailing of a check,
but true sympathy is the personal concern
which demands the giving of one's soul.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
- Nicole Appleton

You can give without loving,
but you can never love without giving.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Giving is the highest expression of our power.
- Vivian Greene

I postpone death by living, by suffering,
by error, by risking, by giving, by loving.
- Anais Nin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

The giving of love is an education in itself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Those who give, hoping to be rewarded with honor,
are not giving, they are bargaining.
- Philo

Being defeated is often a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent.
- Marilyn vos Savant

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.
- Tammy Wynette

Remember that the happiest people
are not those getting more, but those giving more.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Happiness... consists in giving, and in serving others.
- Henry Drummond

You can never love without giving.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.
- Dale Carnegie

Much education today is monumentally ineffective.
All too often we are giving young people cut flowers
when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants.
- John W. Gardner

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others,
you should put a good deal of thought
into the happiness that you are able to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Today, I say yes to forgiving.
I commit to being for-giving love
and for-giving compassion in all areas of my life.
- Sheri Rosenthal

Giving money and power to government is like giving
whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Beauty is our weapon against nature;
by it we make objects,
giving them limit, symmetry, proportion.
Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
- Camille Paglia

Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought
of giving government the power to control men's minds.
- Thurgood Marshall

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
- Arnold H. Glasow

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.
The most certain way to succeed
is always to try just one more time.
- Thomas A. Edison

I hate the giving of the hand
unless the whole man accompanies it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson

For it is in giving that we receive.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving,
of life.
- George MacDonald

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it
is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
- William Arthur Ward

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods -
these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving
them raw materials for building body fat.
- Neal Barnard

Show me your hands.
Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet.
Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart.
Have you left a place for divine love?
- Fulton J. Sheen

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.
- Scott McNealy

No one has ever become poor by giving.
- Anne Frank

I have found that among its other benefits,
giving liberates the soul of the giver.
- Maya Angelou

Mother's love grows by giving.
- Charles Lamb

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Life is ever giving of Itself.
We must receive, utilize and extend the gift.
Success and prosperity are spiritual attributes
belonging to all people.
- Ernest Holmes

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things
no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving
America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney

If instead of a gem, or even a flower,
we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend,
that would be giving as the angels give.
- George MacDonald

Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving creates love.
- Lao Tzu

Love consists in giving without getting in return;
in giving what is not owed,
what is not due the other.
That's why true love is never based,
as associations for utility or pleasure are,
on a fair exchange.
- Mortimer Adler

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
...
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
- attributed to St. Francis of Assisi

Let us not be satisfied with just giving money.
Money is not enough, money can be got,
but they need your hearts to love them.
So, spread your love everywhere you go.
- Mother Teresa

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is a fine line between perseverance and insanity.
At what point have you tried your best,
and it's time to do something different?
It's a balance - a paradox.
If you get in the habit of giving up
as soon as something gets difficult,
your life won't work,
but if you keep tilting at windmills -
madly trying the same thing again and again,
your life also won't work.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The advice I am giving always to all my students is
above all to study the music profoundly...
music is like the ocean, and the instruments are little or bigger islands,
very beautiful for the flowers and trees.
- Andres Segovia


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