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I'm very girly.
I love to talk about diets, exercise,
kids, make-up.
- Rachel Hunter

I don't like to look sloppy.
I'm a girly-girl.
- Frances Bean Cobain

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been a very outdoors sort of girl.
I'm more a tomboy than a girly girl.
- Yvonne Strahovski


 

I love pink, it's so girly!
- Ashley Tisdale

If Michael Steele doesn't make you sad,
well, then there's radio host Rush Limbaugh,
no longer content with wanting the President to fail,
Rush is now calling out Mr. Obama as a girly man.
- David Shuster

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who
knows the capital of Maine.
- David Brenner


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There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe

The girl of my dreams is my mother's shadow,
cast upon the distant movie screen of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping
of females begins when the doctor says:
It's a girl.
- Shirley Chisholm

I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom.
That was my way of being a bad girl.
- Sandra Bullock

Growing up, I wanted desperately to please,
to be a good girl.
- Claire Danes

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up,
with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
- Heather Locklear

I have never been a material girl.
My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.
- Imelda Marcos

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father
coming on a white horse to rescue me.
- Christine Keeler

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl,
that keep a husband.
- Euripides

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV.
I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.
- Lexa Doig

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.
- Michael Bergin

Who would ever think that so much went on
in the soul of a young girl?
- Anne Frank

The best money advice ever given me was from my father.
When I was a little girl, he told me,
'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'
- Dinah Shore

My music, my songs are 100 percent inspired by girl power.
- Paulina Rubio

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake
of marrying the whole girl.
- Stephen Leacock

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him.
After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
- Marilyn Monroe

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
- Alan Alda

What is free time? I'm a single mother.
My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.
- Roma Downey

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
- Susie Bright

Love is when you shed a tear and still want him,
it's when he ignores you and you still love him,
it's when he loves another girl but you still smile
and say I'm happy for you,
when all you really do is cry.
- Kimberly Lynn Brodsky

We all want to be the sexy girl.
- Karen McDougal

You know, I grew up with brothers so I'm used to being the only girl.
- Kyra Sedgwick

Although I loved Liza as a little girl,
it would be true to say I really didn't know her.
- Lorna Luft

I'm not fond of any of my films in an intimate way,
but Gregory's Girl would be number 4 on my list.
- Bill Forsyth

A girl's legs are her best friends...
but even the best of friends must part.
- Redd Foxx

It's a good thing I was born a girl,
otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
- Dolly Parton

The drums of Africa still beat in my heart.
They will not let me rest while there is a single Negro
boy or girl without a chance to prove his worth.
- Mary McLeod Bethune

One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty
one doesn't marry a girl of twenty.
- Maxim Gorky

When I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl I'm near.
- E. Y. Harburg

I don't want to be known as the Aerosmith chick,
but it's fun to put on the boots and makeup and act like a tough girl.
- Alicia Silverstone

I'm too tall to be a girl.
I'm between a chick and a broad.
- Julia Roberts

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like
to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character
is before she becomes a plastic.
Very real.
- Jonathan Bennett

I've always been the long-term relationship,
go-home-and-meet-mom girl.
- Sophia Bush

When I came out here, my manager thought that casting
directors might think I'm a girl,
and when I did Threat Matrix, they thought Jamie was a little light.
- James Denton

When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying
to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis.
- Anna Kournikova

One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper.
She still lives with her mother and father,
and they know she strips.
They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red.
- Method Man

I'm a musician first, a food-lover second,
a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos

Well I always wanted to be Dolly Parton when I was a little girl.
I was obsessed with her.
- Reese Witherspoon

I started out as a very young girl in Hollywood doing
westerns portraying a mother with a couple of kids.
- Dorothy Malone

I never got to make that transition from little girl to young woman...
and that really screws you up.
- Natalie Cole

I'm not homely enough to play the nerdy girl and not
nearly pretty enough to play the pretty girl.
- Kristen Bell

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls.
I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward
moment with a girl' is a liar.
- Daniel Radcliffe

I could never play the ingenue, the girl next door
or the very successful young doctor.
That would be a bore.
- Jennifer Jason Leigh

Jaws was still a handsome, big guy.
He got the girl.
He was my favorite villain.
I tried to make this guy endearing somewhat because
all he wanted to do was unite his country.
- Rick Yune

I was a little girl in World War II and I'm used to
being freed by Americans.
- Madeleine Albright

I constantly felt (as I suppose many an ambitious girl
has felt) a thumping from within unanswered by any beckoning from without.
- Anna Julia Cooper

People always blame the girl; she should have said no.
A monosyllable, but conventional wisdom has always
been that boys can't manage it.
- Anna Quindlen

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes.
Men don't really care that much about women's clothes.
If they like a girl, chances are they'll like her clothes.
- Hedy Lamarr

Calling it off comes easy enough if you haven't told
the girl you are smitten with her.
- Carl Sandburg

When it comes to girl bands, we're all rivals.
- Jenny Frost

My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and
the girl I play in that is very warm,
very sweet.
- Salma Hayek

I am trying to make my accent so it won't bother anyone,
but I am not going to drive myself crazy trying to
pretend I am an American girl when I am from Colombia.
- Shakira

You're asking the wrong girl about fame.
I'm hardly famous.
I wouldn't want to trade places with anyone else.
- Nikki Cox

I'm a straight shooter, a New York City girl.
I see things as they are and call them as they are.
- Elisabeth Rohm


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