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Funny Quotes about Girl Power

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My music, my songs are 100 percent inspired by girl power.
- Paulina Rubio

I am the Wizard. This world is mine.
I speak. It's done. My realm is fine.
My wand, my tongue. My sword, my voice.
It's good. It's bad. I speak my choice.
I say happy, or I say mad.
I say angry, or I say glad.
I name that drawing on the wall.
It's not graffiti after all.
The past has been broken. The prison's not real.
My word holds the magic - the power to heal.
Intent is my weapon - a sword from above.
Cruel hate, fear, and anger transmute into love.
This world's my joy. This mouth's my toy.
Reborn -I'm a brand new girl or boy.
I choose. I speak. My will is done.
Come join. Come play. This can be fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am not afraid of much.
I kill all the spiders in my house, and I'm planning to go skydiving.
I am into girl power, and I'm very self-sufficient.
- Elizabeth Banks

I love Ruth Brown, not just her singing,
but Ruth Brown has more girl power than anyone,
because she fought hard against people who ripped her
off and then helped other artists through the Rhythm and Blues Foundation.
- Ronnie Spector


 

You learn that the only way to get rock-star power
as a girl is to be a groupie and bare your breasts
and get chosen for the night.
We learn that the only way to get anywhere is through men.
And it's a lie.
- Kathleen Hanna

I would not send a poor girl into the world,
ignorant of the snares that beset her path;
nor would I watch and guard her,
till, deprived of self-respect and self-reliance,
she lost the power or the will to watch and guard herself .
- Anne Bronte

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who
knows the capital of Maine.
- David Brenner


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When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

The girl of my dreams is my mother's shadow,
cast upon the distant movie screen of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
- Alan Alda

The best money advice ever given me was from my father.
When I was a little girl, he told me,
'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'
- Dinah Shore

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
- Susie Bright

I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom.
That was my way of being a bad girl.
- Sandra Bullock

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him.
After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
- Marilyn Monroe

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father
coming on a white horse to rescue me.
- Christine Keeler

I have never been a material girl.
My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.
- Imelda Marcos

What is free time? I'm a single mother.
My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.
- Roma Downey

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV.
I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.
- Lexa Doig

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.
- Michael Bergin

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl,
that keep a husband.
- Euripides

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake
of marrying the whole girl.
- Stephen Leacock

Who would ever think that so much went on
in the soul of a young girl?
- Anne Frank

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up,
with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
- Heather Locklear

Growing up, I wanted desperately to please,
to be a good girl.
- Claire Danes

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping
of females begins when the doctor says:
It's a girl.
- Shirley Chisholm

Love is when you shed a tear and still want him,
it's when he ignores you and you still love him,
it's when he loves another girl but you still smile
and say I'm happy for you,
when all you really do is cry.
- Kimberly Lynn Brodsky

I'm a girl who loves to share information,
especially empowering, life-changing,
information.
- Marilu Henner

To a smart girl men are no problem -
they're the answer.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

If there is anything I really fear it is the mind of a young girl.
- Jane Heap

I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs.
He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually
ate anything on her plate,
as opposed to pushing it around.
- Julia Barr

I like being a woman, not a girl.
- Sharon Stone

I think every little girl is fascinated with mermaids.
- Joanna Noelle Levesque

It was good because it helped me get where I'm at today,
but then people stereotype and say we don't want to
use her because she's known as the 'Wonderbra girl'.
- Caprice Bourret

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls.
I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward
moment with a girl' is a liar.
- Daniel Radcliffe

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a
man that his intentions are serious.
- Helen Rowland

My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you
really him?' I whispered 'Yeah,
I'm really him.' She screamed, 'Mom!
Dad!
It's Heath Ledger!
- Josh Hartnett

I have always wanted to act ever since I was a little girl.
I would put a blanket under my shirt and pretend that I was pregnant.
Then, I would go through childbirth.
- Dakota Fanning

I'm too tall to be a girl.
I'm between a chick and a broad.
- Julia Roberts

This is going to sound really funny.
I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall!
I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so,
why not join the club!
- Vanessa Hudgens

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless
with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl
who always falls out of clubs drunk.
I know which one I prefer.
- Jenny Frost

I have four kids; three girls and a boy.
The oldest girl is 13, and has her own social life now,
so there's a bit of begrudging cooperation there.
It's tough.
- Gregory Harrison

When I came out here, my manager thought that casting
directors might think I'm a girl,
and when I did Threat Matrix, they thought Jamie was a little light.
- James Denton

All I want are high heels, high heels.
If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels.
High, stiletto heels.
- Isaac Mizrahi

It's a lot more fun to play the bitch than it is to
play the perfect girl 'cause everybody has a bad side inside of them.
- Mandy Moore

You can't do the end of the world in a conventionally
dramatic way or Boy Meets Girl way.
- Terry Southern

I had a lot of friends in high school,
but I was never the wild party girl.
Never have been, never plan to be!
- Blake Lively

As soon as I had seen Fay Wray and spoken with her for a few minutes,
I knew I had found the right girl.
- Erich von Stroheim

A lot of Playmates look like Playmates,
but I look so girl-next-door and wholesome.
- Karen McDougal

I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress.
- Cameron Diaz

I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate.
I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl.
Despite the rumors.
- Kim Kardashian

It's easy to play a bad girl: You just do everything
you've been told not to do,
and you don't have to deal with the consequences,
because it's only acting.
- Eliza Dushku

I'm scared to death of being poor.
It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside.
I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside.
It's my pet paranoia.
- Cher

I'm definitely a Polaroid camera girl.
For me, what I'm really excited about is bringing back
the artistry and the nature of Polaroid.
- Lady Gaga

When I first started I was always known as The Girl
on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.
- Julie Benz

It is rare that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man,
but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
- Alexandre Dumas

When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown.
I wanted to rescue him and make him happy.
Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl.
- Alicia Witt

Who on earth can feel any respect for a girl who chases?
- Joan Leslie

I got an internship with the casting director of The Girl Next Door.
I would hold the clipboard and help them in their casting
sessions and get them lunch.
- Olivia Wilde

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.
- Courtney Love

Any girl can look glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

So I wanted to explore all points of view of that,
not just the girl's but his point of view as well.
Only by directing it could I explore all the points of view.
- Andrew McCarthy


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