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Funny Gay Pride Quotes
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One disco, one soft ball game, one lost love,
one gay pride rally at a time.
- Jasmine Guy

From wine what sudden friendship springs.
- John Gay

We must make it clear that a platform
of "I hate gay men and women'
is not a way to become president of the United States.
- Jimmy Carter

A man is relieved and gay when he has
put his heart into his work and done his best;
but what he has said or done otherwise
shall give him no peace.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope
that keeps up a wife's spirits.
- John Gay

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight.
I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
- Robbie Williams

The big gay clubs like Heaven started having mixed nights in the late '80s.
- Neil Tennant


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If you are a gay couple living in Alabama,
you know one thing: your family has no standing under the law;
and it can and will be violated by strangers.
- Andrew Sullivan

As anyone who is gay will confirm, being that way is
not something you become,
it is a set of emotional and physical responses that just are.
- Lance Loud

My mom doesn't get the whole gay thing,
but she loves me.
- Jai Rodriguez

If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler.
I'm kind of annoyed that I'm not.
- Grace Slick

But who can paint like Nature? Can imagination boast,
amid its gay creation, hues like hers?
- James Thomson

The gay community just recognizes what their closets
are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure
out which closet we are trapped in.
- Judith Light

Marriages are under strain today in terms of economics.
There are social cross-currents.
We see failed marriages.
But it is not under attack by our gay and lesbian citizens.
- Earl Blumenauer

Everyone has people in their lives that are gay,
lesbian or transgender or bisexual.
They may not want to admit it, but I guarantee they know somebody.
- Billie Jean King

It wouldn't have mattered to my mother if I married a black,
was gay, lived in a commune or wore a dress.
- George Weinberg

Gay sex is a veritable breeding ground for disease.
- Rod Parsley

The media seems to think only abortion and gay marriage are religious issues.
Poverty is a moral issue, it's a faith issue,
it's a religious issue.
- Jim Wallis

I don't much care who is gay or straight or married or not.
I mostly notice if they are brave enough to confront bigotry.
- Jasmine Guy

I didn't choose the fact that I was gay,
but I did choose whether to live my life as a gay woman-that
was the terrifying thing for me.
Especially being a gay actress.
- Portia de Rossi

I would rather be known as 'Jim Kolbe,
the trade expert in Congress who happens to be gay,'
rather than 'Jim Kolbe,
gay congressman from Arizona.'
- Jim Kolbe

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical
marijuana or assisted suicide,
suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
- Bill Maher

From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin,
he would not have created gay people.
- Howard Dean

I don't think any gay dude is gangsta,
period.
- Method Man

People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't
go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.
- Jason Bateman

I actually feel sorry for people who have a lot of
illusions in their head about what gay is.
I mean, I know some gay people who are really wonderful people.
- Richard Chamberlain

I couldn't care less if someone is gay or straight.
- Judith Light

No candidate can win a presidential race advocating
gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq.
- Dick Morris

Gay nightclubs offer better dance music.
- Jack Davenport

If there is a substantial difference between a gay
couple and a childless heterosexual couple,
I'm unable to see it.
- Daniel Keys Moran

Yes, but I think if you look at it with a sort of gay
sensibility and want everything to be positive about gay life,
it could be interpreted as antigay.
- John Schlesinger

I know there are nights when I have power,
when I could put on something and walk in somewhere,
and if there is a man who doesn't look at me,
it's because he's gay.
- Kathleen Turner

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community.
I don't like the position.
- Sandra Bernhard

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends,
it doesn't mean I'm gay.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

West Hollywood is predominantly gay,
so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.
- Jeri Ryan

I became the toast of London.
A lot of people I met came from these really decadent
families where the married men were gay and no one
thought anything about it.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people.
You could look at the figures from the last election
and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.
- Kate Clinton

I extend that to the abortion issue,
I extend that to the so-called gay rights issue,
I think this is a freedom principle and consistent
with the analysis in the economic area as well.
- William Weld

My gay audience has been with me from the beginning.
- Kylie Minogue

Just because you are out doesn't make you the poster
boy for the gay community.
- Jai Rodriguez

How many gangsters you know, from Al Capone up to John Gotti,
been gay?
- Method Man

The way I approach the character isn't about being gay or straight.
It's just about who you love.
Gender has very little to do with it.
- Mia Kirshner

When I first started teaching at Berkeley in 1958,
I could not announce that I was gay to anybody,
though probably quite a few of my fellow teachers knew.
- Thom Gunn

Gay men in L.A.
are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
- Zach Braff

Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man.
- Gina Gershon

I did a women's movie, and I'm not a woman.
I did a gay movie, and I'm not gay.
I learned as I went along.
- Ang Lee

If people are going to complain about stereotyping,
it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.
- Jason Bateman

People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten
married and it just blew me away.
Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought
I could land a guy that hot.
- Keanu Reeves

Marriage hasn't been my thing.
But gay people, knock yourselves out!
- Ben Affleck

We have many cases of men committing suicide rather
than face their own individuality.
I know of no case of a woman who committed suicide because she was gay.
- George Weinberg

One result of An American Family was that I became a gay role model.
- Lance Loud

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are,
that's where us gay people come from...
you heterosexuals.
- Ellen DeGeneres

I'm straight and I have a lot of gay friends.
- Laura Innes

I've had so many interviews where the last question is,
Are you gay? I had to find very creative ways to say that I was gay,
but that I wasn't going to talk about it.
- Portia de Rossi

My own early crusade for same-sex marriage,
for example, is now mainstream gay politics.
It wasn't when I started.
- Andrew Sullivan

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton,
was elected, he had gay friends.
That was a coming out.
- Kate Clinton

You live with the fear people might find out.
Then you actually have the courage to tell people and they go,
I don't think you are gay.
It's enough to drive you crazy.
- Portia de Rossi

The most important thing for me was to never,
ever, ever deny it.
But I didn't really have the courage to talk about it.
I was thinking, The people who need to know I'm gay know.
- Portia de Rossi

I am not gay, I just like pearls.
- Julian Eltinge

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
- Norm MacDonald

I believe very firmly that gay people of every stripe
and age should be role models for all children,
and that means interacting with them.
- Armistead Maupin

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that.
But it's just not in me.
I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually.
- Russell Brand

I consider myself gay because at the end of the night,
that's who I want to cuddle with.
But when I go out, I go to straight clubs.
- Jai Rodriguez

I think it's great now that we seem to be in an era
where it's OK to be gay and I think that the society
in North America has had more of a problem with it than any other society.
- Jason Priestley

No, I've never thought that I was gay.
And that's not something you think.
It's something you know.
- Robert Plant

Our invisibility is the essence of our oppression.
And until we eliminate that invisibility,
people are going to be able to perpetuate the lies
and myths about gay people.
- Jean O'Leary

I knew that I was gay, I knew it.
I just couldn't see myself as a gay woman,
even though that's where my heart was.
- Portia de Rossi

I got into theatre very early, so yes I was surrounded
by gay people quite early and frequently.
- Judith Light

There's nothing wrong with being gay.
I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
- Stephen Colbert

But it's amazing how many people think that gay men
should slink off into the shadows when it comes to
having friendships with children.
- Armistead Maupin

An operetta is simply a small and gay opera.
- Gustav Mahler


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