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From wine what sudden friendship springs.
- John Gay

A man is relieved and gay when he has
put his heart into his work and done his best;
but what he has said or done otherwise
shall give him no peace.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must make it clear that a platform
of "I hate gay men and women'
is not a way to become president of the United States.
- Jimmy Carter

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope
that keeps up a wife's spirits.
- John Gay


 

As anyone who is gay will confirm, being that way is
not something you become,
it is a set of emotional and physical responses that just are.
- Lance Loud

To me, if a heterosexual has a right to do it,
then I have a right to do it.
And if it's important to the gay youth -
who are now setting the agenda -
then its important to me.
- Harvey Fierstein

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that
there's nothing in it for me.
- Bette Davis


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When it comes to two of the big social earthquakes
in the last fifty years -
which are the gay movement and the women's movement -
I think there is a direct line from Kinsey to those.
- Bill Condon

I think also there was a lot of coming to terms with where I am in life,
where I fit in as a gay man in America,
and getting more comfortable with who I am.
- Bob Mould

Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man,
bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby,
they all fall down and someday it will come to you.
- Anna Quindlen

West Hollywood is predominantly gay,
so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.
- Jeri Ryan

I grew up in a family where many of our close friends were gay couples.
As well as that, every man goes through a period of
thinking they're attracted to another guy.
- Jake Gyllenhaal

New Jersey is the first state in the country to agree
to treat gay and unmarried couples the same as married couples.
- Michael Adams

A gay man can be friends with a straight man.
That can happen.
- Steve Guttenberg

I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.
- James Carville

I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him.
A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
- Lynda Barry

I am going to sing lesbian love songs and support gay rights no matter what.
The rest is public relations.
- Jasmine Guy

There are people that very strongly identify themselves as gay and then lesbian,
and then I think there are a lot of people who are
kind of some percentage or some version of that.
- Michael Stipe

It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore.
- Lance Loud

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people,
not just black people or female people or gay people.
- Richard Pryor

In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers.
- Mary Cheney

I support gay marriage.
I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Kinky Friedman

If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler.
I'm kind of annoyed that I'm not.
- Grace Slick

I don't know what would have been worse:
If Mira had come home one day to say she was gay or an actress.
- Paul Sorvino

I feel strongly for gay marriage to be accepted.
- Bernadette Peters

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese,
straight.
That means nothing to me.
It's all an illusion.
- Joe Rogan

Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now.
- Ryan Seacrest

Rock Hudson let his gay agent marry him off to his
secretary because he didn't want people to get the right idea.
- Anthony Perkins

Gay nightclubs offer better dance music.
- Jack Davenport

The hallway of every man's life is paced with pictures;
pictures gay and pictures gloomy,
all useful, for if we be wise, we can learn from them
a richer and braver way to live.
- Sean O'Casey

A lot of attention has been going to social values -
abortion,
gay rights, other divisive issues - but economic values are equally important.
- Robert Reich

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody,
not just specifically gay.
- Sandra Bernhard

My mission, I guess, has always been the kind of world
where lesbian and gay people can celebrate who we are with equal freedom,
dignity, and respect.
- John Fisher

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton,
was elected, he had gay friends.
That was a coming out.
- Kate Clinton

I think knowing people by first names,
not by what they do sexually, is really what it's about.
Not being afraid.
Fear is the enemy.
I've always been comfortable with being gay.
- Herb Ritts

From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin,
he would not have created gay people.
- Howard Dean

In my career, there have been three things that were challenging:
playing gay;
playing a Jewish woman; and playing Chekhov.
The scariest part was playing Chekhov!
- Bernadette Peters

I didn't choose the fact that I was gay,
but I did choose whether to live my life as a gay woman-that
was the terrifying thing for me.
Especially being a gay actress.
- Portia de Rossi

I've been a very effective leader in the gay rights movement,
though at times I've been controversial.
- Jean O'Leary

Without gay men, I am nothing.
- Janice Dickinson

It never occurred to me that I needed to say that I was gay.
I simply am.
Anyone who knows me or who's been around me ten minutes knows it too.
- Michael Jeter

I think, with the gay liberation movement has had need for heroes and heroines,
and it would be rather nice to have Abraham Lincoln as your poster boy,
wouldn't it?
- David Herbert Donald

Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay...
Much of her anger and hurt came from her sense of betrayal
that she was the last to be told.
- Chastity Bono

They might have a long way to go before truly accepting
gay people into their lives,
but they have accepted the show into their living rooms each and every week.
- Sean Hayes

Just because you are out doesn't make you the poster
boy for the gay community.
- Jai Rodriguez

The most important thing for me was to never,
ever, ever deny it.
But I didn't really have the courage to talk about it.
I was thinking, The people who need to know I'm gay know.
- Portia de Rossi

I think that the longer I look good,
the better gay men feel.
- Cher

Gay men in L.A.
are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
- Zach Braff

I'm straight and I have a lot of gay friends.
- Laura Innes

My gay audience has been with me from the beginning.
- Kylie Minogue

You know, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender -
people are people.
- Judith Light

I think it's great now that we seem to be in an era
where it's OK to be gay and I think that the society
in North America has had more of a problem with it than any other society.
- Jason Priestley

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay.
Which suggests that he is, but he's not.
Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
- Johnny Vegas

Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.
- Larry McMurtry

My image had always been very heterosexual,
very straight.
So it was a nice experience for me, a chance to clarify
my own feelings about gay and lesbian civil rights.
- Bruce Springsteen

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,'
and gay people say,
'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
- Andy Dick

I notice that students, particularly for gay students,
it's too easy to write about my last trick or something.
It's not very interesting to the reader.
- Thom Gunn

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
- Norm MacDonald

I don't much care who is gay or straight or married or not.
I mostly notice if they are brave enough to confront bigotry.
- Jasmine Guy

To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter
top makes me feel like a total person.
- Dennis Rodman

I would like to do another piece of fiction dealing with a number of issues:
Lesbian parenting,
the 1960's, and interracial relationships in the Lesbian and Gay community.
- Audre Lorde

I was raised thinking I'd burn in hell for being gay,
but I didn't have a choice.
It's just who I am.
- Jai Rodriguez

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are,
that's where us gay people come from...
you heterosexuals.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Says he, 'I am a handsome man, but I'm a gay deceiver'.
- George Colman

It was wrongly assumed that I wished to become some
sort of leader among gay activists,
whereas in reality I was happier to be a foot soldier.
- Ian Mckellen

People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't
go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.
- Jason Bateman

There's an awareness of fashion in this country,
and it's not limited to gay people.
- Calvin Klein

But who can paint like Nature? Can imagination boast,
amid its gay creation, hues like hers?
- James Thomson

Our invisibility is the essence of our oppression.
And until we eliminate that invisibility,
people are going to be able to perpetuate the lies
and myths about gay people.
- Jean O'Leary

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community.
I don't like the position.
- Sandra Bernhard

The media seems to think only abortion and gay marriage are religious issues.
Poverty is a moral issue, it's a faith issue,
it's a religious issue.
- Jim Wallis


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