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Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Fully experience THIS moment -
breathe in, breathe out - nothing more.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

When one fully lives a life of acceptance,
life's vagaries are not merely tolerated,
but are received as a gift.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

While you are proclaiming peace with your lips,
be careful to have it even more fully in your heart.
- St. Francis of Assisi

The fear of death follows from the fear of life.
A man who lives fully, is prepared to die at any time.
- Mark Twain


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Life cannot be lived fully or joyfully if
our thoughts are focused on regretting the past,
preoccupied with anticipating the future,
or lost in the mind-fog of unconscious habitual behavior.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You know that you have fully experienced love
when you turn into love -
that is the spiritual goal of life.
- Deepak Chopra

The world is governed more by appearance than realities
so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
- Daniel Webster

Life is lived in the mists -
little is fully visible, less is certain.
Yet rejoice in the unknowing,
and let all of life be a wonderful adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of
a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children.
- Billy Graham

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.
- Henry David Thoreau

To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake
is to be continually thrown out of the nest.
- Pema Chodron

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS,
because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
- Dave Barry

Man always dies before he is fully born.
- Erich Fromm

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is fully as bad as you think it is,
so never think life is bad.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who has fully realized that history
is not contained in thick books
but lives in our very blood?
- Carl Jung

Lighten up! Slow down the shopping.
Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
Consider gifting hand-made cards with messages
of true appreciation in place of store-bought presents.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every man supposes himself
not to be fully understood or appreciated.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love comes when manipulation stops; when you think
more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you.
When you dare to reveal yourself fully.
When you dare to be vulnerable.
- Joyce Brothers

A great gift requires two people,
the giver and the receiver.
Think of a football pass -
skillfully catching the pass, the gift,
is fully as important, and difficult, as throwing it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Living in the present moment requires discretion toward memory.
Without memory we'd have amnesia. What good would there be in that?
Offer discretion and discernment for our past
with a broad spectrum of forgiveness.
As for our present moment, delight.
And dedication to remain fully present to all the possibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The source of most worry is a lack of acceptance
of the uncertainties of the future.
When one fully lives a life of acceptance,
life's vagaries are not merely tolerated,
but are received as a gift.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

So during those first moments of the day,
which are yours and yours alone, you can circumvent
these boundaries and concentrate fully on spiritual matters.
And this gives you the opportunity to plan the time
management of the entire day.
- Menachem Mendel Schneerson

The government is fully capable of delivering services.
Even complex services.
- Donna Shalala

The rights of one sex, political and otherwise,
are the same as those of the other sex,
and this equality of rights ought to be fully recognized.
- Leland Stanford

We would be there for Canada, part of our family.
That is why so many in the United States are disappointed
and upset that Canada is not fully supporting us now.
- Paul Cellucci

Once you fully apprehend the vacuity of a life without struggle,
you are equipped with the basic means of salvation.
- Tennessee Williams

Any man who selects a goal in life which can be fully
acheived has already defined his own limitations.
- Cavett Robert

I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature.
- Caspar David Friedrich

I'm not saying we purposely introduced bugs or anything,
but this is kind of a natural result of any complexities of software...
that you can't fully test it.
- Will Wright

Our lives are to be used and thus to be lived as fully as possible,
and truly it seems that we are never so alive as when
we concern ourselves with other people.
- Harry Chapin

In order to be discipled by others a person must have a trusting heart,
one that listens even when it doesn't fully comprehend or see the end result.
- Ed Townsend

I think before 1997 is over, NATO will have taken giant
strides in what's called adaptation,
the discussions about bringing the French fully into the NATO forces.
- Warren Christopher

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
- Lalu Prasad Yadav

I fully recognize and appreciate the many substantial
contributions of black Americans and other minorities
to the creation and preservation and development of our great nation.
- Strom Thurmond

I have fully cooperated with the investigation and before the grand jury,
and I'm quite confident at the end of the day that
we'll know what facts are in this particular case.
- Alberto Gonzales

But I have returned to one hundred percent playing this year.
I am fully back to playing full time.
- Miroslav Vitous

Movie distribution may very well have migrated fully to digital form by then,
making a huge dent in the need to print film and physically distribute content.
- Vinton Cerf

We, in Prince Edward Island, are fully familiar with this modern phenomenon.
- Alex Campbell

There is a passion for perfection which you will rarely see fully developed;
but you may note this fact,
that in successful lives it is never wholly lacking.
- Bliss Carman

It is precisely because neither individuals nor small
groups can be fully self-sufficient that cooperation
is necessary to human survival and flourishing.
- Tom G. Palmer

I did not fully understand the dread term 'terminal
illness' until I saw Heathrow for myself.
- Dennis Potter

Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once.
It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully.
Temperance is wickedness.
- Stephen Fry

This war so far has cost us $125 billion and counting,
because largely we decided to do it on our own,
with only the United Kingdom as a paying,
fully participating partner.
- John Spratt

One does not become fully human painlessly.
- Rollo May

When I travel, I draw and paint sketches which is great fun.
And as long as you are fully aware that it has nothing to do with actual art,
I think that's all right.
- Arne Jacobsen

There are, in truth, no specialties in medicine,
since to know fully many of the most important diseases
a man must be familiar with their manifestations in many organs.
- William Osler

You know, it's been President Clinton's dream that
we'll have finally a fully integrated Europe;
and the steps that NATO will take to expand to the East,
that's a commitment.
- Warren Christopher

You do your work as fully as you can,
and the ones who hear the sound join in.
- Lance Henriksen

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull.
He therefore approaches his task with full humility,
and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
- Edsger Dijkstra

You have to take risks.
We will only understand the miracle of life fully when
we allow the unexpected to happen.
- Paulo Coelho

Hilda and I slept alongside each other fully dressed,
head to feet.
- Stanley Spencer

In love there are no vacations.
No such thing.
Love has to be lived fully with its boredom and all that.
- Marguerite Duras

There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived
so fully as those we spent with a favorite book.
- Marcel Proust

During that space walk there will be some repositioning
of the power so that the arm can be fully controlled
by the robotic station that is in the Lab.
- Umberto Guidoni

He that will believe only what he can fully comprehend
must have a long head or a very short creed.
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Despite the negativity coming from the President's opponents,
the United States remains fully committed to assisting
the Iraqis in restoring security and rebuilding their nation.
- Craig L. Thomas

Time granted does not necessarily coincide with time
that can be most fully used.
- Tillie Olsen

An ignorant person with a bad character is like an unarmed robber,
but a learned person with a blog is a robber fully armed.
- Mickey Kaus

The best way to deal with that is to live in a fully conscious,
compassionate, loving way.
Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to recognize
that this is the only way to live.
- Morrie Schwartz

I fully expect to be doing yoga for the rest of my life.
- Ali MacGraw

It's been President Clinton's dream that we'll have
finally a fully integrated Europe.
- Warren Christopher

The art of the cuisine, when fully mastered,
is the one human capability of which only good things can be said.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

So far I haven't really been prominent enough to get
critical attention focused on me.
So, of course, I fully expect bad reviews,
but I will be wracked with misery as a result.
- Emily Mortimer

Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that
it can never be fully learned.
- Izaak Walton

As long as we are persistence in our pursuit of our deepest destiny,
we will continue to grow.
We cannot choose the day or time when we will fully bloom.
It happens in its own time.
- Denis Waitley

It's kind of like family.
I can't say that we go out to lunch and to the movies
every day with each other.
Everyone's fully grown adult women with lives.
- Kathy Valentine


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