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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You will do foolish things,
but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds,
adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. -
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus


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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise grows it under his feet.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer

It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures,
but the foolish to be a slave to them.
- Epictetus

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question
than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
- Bruce Lee


 

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

A widespread belief is more often likely
to be foolish than sensible.
- Bertrand Russell

Until you'll willing to look foolish,
you'll never have the possibility of being great.
- Cher

If a million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
- Anatole France

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
- Albert Einstein

When the water starts boiling
it is foolish to turn off the heat.
- Nelson Mandela

To be idle is a short road to death
and to be diligent is a way of life;
foolish people are idle,
wise people are diligent.
- The Buddha

Those who are dedicated to a life of wisdom
understand that the impulse to blame
something or someone is foolishness,
that there is nothing to be gained in blaming,
whether it be others or oneself.
- Epictetus

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

Interesting.
You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries,
but you imprison those who employ it privately.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Things may come to those who wait,
but only the things left by those who hustle.
- Abraham Lincoln

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

In those days he was wiser than he is now;
he used to frequently take my advice.
- Winston Churchill

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

It ain't those parts of the Bible
that I can't understand that bother me,
it is the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Beauty is an outward gift,
which is seldom despised,
except by those to whom it has been refused.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
- Terry Pratchett

There is beauty and adventure in the commonplace
for those with eyes to see beyond.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Grant That I May Radiate Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Joy, and Thy Peace,
to All Those Around Me
and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

Those who won our independence...
valued liberty as an end and as a means.
They believed liberty to be the secret of happiness
and courage to be the secret of liberty.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Apathy, indifference, not caring...
It may sound insensitive for me to say, "I don't care,"
but ask first to what I am indifferent.
I choose to be caring, compassionate
and kind toward all people,
and I also choose to be indifferent to gossip,
petty complaints, and idle chatter.
About those, I just don't care.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

Life is truly known only to those who suffer,
lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
- Anais Nin

BERLIN: PROCLAMATION TO THE GERMAN NATION FEBRUARY 1, 1933
The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty
to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and co-operation.
It will preserve and defend those basic principles
on which our nation has been built.
It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality,
and the family as the basis of national life....
- Adolf Hitler

We are masters of the unsaid words,
but slaves of those we let slip out.
- Winston Churchill

Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them!
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Belief fuels our decisions -
even when we are not clearly aware of those beliefs.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

There is a time to cry for those we have lost,
and there is a time to wipe the tears and smile again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alexander Hamilton

In the arena of human life,
the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action.
- Aristotle

No persons are more frequently wrong,
than those who will not admit they are wrong.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I have three kinds of friends:
those who love me,
those who pay no attention to me,
and those who detest me.
- Nicolas De Chamfort

Collective fear stimulates herd instinct,
and tends to produce ferocity toward
those who are not regarded as members of the herd.
- Bertrand Russell

Those you trust the most can steal the most.
- Lawrence Lief

Revenge... is like a rolling stone,
which, when a man hath forced up a hill,
will return upon him with a greater violence,
and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion.
- Albert Schweitzer

Those who play with the devil's toys
will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

The most erroneous stories are those
we think we know best -
and therefore never scrutinize or question.
- Stephen Jay Gould

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Those that want friends to open themselves unto
are cannibals of their own hearts.
- Francis Bacon

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

Few are those who see with their own eyes
and feel with their own hearts.
- Albert Einstein

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei


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