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Funny Following Quotes
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No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

We are a puny and fickle folk.
Avarice, hesitation, and following are our diseases.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness isn't at the end of the rainbow.
Happiness is at the beginning of the rainbow.
Following the rainbow is happiness,
not getting to the end of it.
- Werner Erhard


 

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World.
- Christopher Columbus

Do more than is required.
What is the distance between someone who achieves their
goals consistently and those who spend their lives
and careers merely following? The extra mile.
- Gary Ryan Blair

I do not want to foresee the future.
I am concerned with taking care of the present.
God has given me no control over the moment following.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you,
following you right on up until you die.
- Paul Simon

The end of life is to be like God,
and the soul following God will be like Him.
- Socrates

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Balance activity with serenity,
wealth with simplicity,
persistence with innovation,
community with solitude,
familiarity with adventure,
constancy with change,
leading with following.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles,
and from that moment he is following the dark rapids
of an underground river which may sometimes flow so
near to the surface that the laughing picnic parties are heard above.
- Cyril Connolly

Following the devastation of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita,
$3 per gallon gasoline became common and our nation
has come under considerable strain.
- Paul Gillmor

The three years following the release of See The Light were a whirlwind.
- Jeff Healey

Sadly, I am not able to take part in the fieldwork myself so much anymore,
as both of my legs were amputated following an airplane crash twelve years ago.
- Richard Leakey

Also we will be carrying food and clothes for the Expedition Two crew.
And as well as spare parts for the EVA that will be
conducted from the station in the following months.
- Umberto Guidoni

Miles Davis had me play and he hired me the following week and after that,
everything broke wide open.
- Miroslav Vitous

I think the hardest part of writing is revising.
And by that I mean the following: A novelist has to
create the piece of marble and then chip away to find the figure in it.
- Chaim Potok

Following my junior year in high school,
I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber,
a young language teacher from Roosevelt.
- Peter Agre

Long Kiss Goodnight has a huge cult following.
They could make another version of that movie right
now and make a lot of money.
- Samuel L. Jackson

We have a model that we're following,
and it's the Libya model.
- Mitchell Reiss

I'm not a headline guy.
I know that as long as I was following Ruth to the
plate I could have stood on my head and no one would
have known the difference.
- Lou Gehrig

A real foolproof way to do it is play your stuff by
hook or by crook and build up a grass roots following.
- Duncan Sheik

I have a following.
Whenever I am on tour they come.
It is always sold out.
- Nina Hagen

Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the
following of the Detroit Red Wings.
- Steve Yzerman

I'm open to sci-fi, but I was never a diehard fan.
I have no idea why it keeps following me.
I'm extremely lucky, I guess; it's a lucrative venue.
- Yancy Butler

Sydney is a very good market for us -
we have a very strong following here.
- Graeme Murphy

I think this, I think basically I'm not interested
in people following my work or making work like my work.
- Richard Serra

I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are,
but he's following them superlatively well.
- Murray Walker

If you let your fear of consequence prevent you from
following your deepest instinct,
your life will be safe, expedient and thin.
- Katharine Butler Hathaway

It seems to me madness to wake up in the morning and
do something other than paint,
considering that one may not wake up the following morning.
- Frank Auerbach

There's clearly something to be said for success and
following through on your commitments.
- Frank Carlucci

When an actor plays a scene exactly the way a director orders,
it isn't acting.
It's following instructions.
Anyone with the physical qualifications can do that.
- James Dean

There is also a strong following among the urbanites
on the East Coast when it comes to martial arts films.
- Donnie Yen

We're from New York, so we have a decent following.
- Josh Silver

There's always someone following your next step.
- Cindy Margolis

I'm sorry if the following sounds combative and excessively personal,
but that's my general style.
- Ian Jackson

There is no truth without responsibility following in its wake.
- Kenneth L. Pike

That is what leadership is all about:
staking your ground ahead of where opinion is and convincing people,
not simply following the popular opinion of the moment.
- Doris Kearns Goodwin

I have been following a vegan diet now since the 1980s,
and find it not only healthier, but also much more
attractive than the chunks of meat that were on my plate as a child.
- Neal Barnard

The following Wednesday, I opted to go with Random House.
- Laura Hillenbrand

Rooting is following, and I don't do that,
but I'd like to see the Phillies win because I love Philadelphia.
- Steve Carlton

What Romantic terminology called genius or talent or
inspiration is nothing other than finding the right road empirically,
following one's nose, taking shortcuts.
- Italo Calvino

I did have a big following in the upper New York area.
I was at the New York State Fair a few times over the years.
I have areas that I say are my areas.
- Bobby Vinton

We have an epidemic of sexual predators following our children,
whether it be on the computers, whether it be in our public parks,
whether it be in the workplace, or even our schools.
- Jon Porter

I like to sneak in under the radar.
I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff.
I'm never in the tabloids.
I prefer that.
- Rob Schneider

We have repeatedly issued warnings, over a number of years.
Following these warnings and these calls,
anti-American explosions took place in a number of Islamic countries.
- Osama bin Laden

Jackie Kennedy was magnificent in the days and weeks
immediately following her husband's assassination.
She was especially wonderful to me.
- Pierre Salinger

All historical experience demonstrates the following:
Our earth cannot be changed unless in the not too distant
future an alteration in the consciousness of individuals is achieved.
- Hans Kung

I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men,
now walk ahead.
He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war.
- Robert Mueller

However, the occasional visit of success provides just
the excitement an engineer needs to face work the following day.
- Koichi Tanaka

I enjoy 'Supermarket Sweep' because of its adlib demands
in following the fast action.
- Randy West

I think in Atlantic Canada, because of what happened
in the decades following Confederation,
there is a culture of defeat that we have to overcome.
- Stephen Harper

When you have this many losses, you don't have a following.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

And there is no trade or employment but the young man
following it may become a hero.
- Walt Whitman

On the 28th the ship's company received two months pay in advance,
and on the following morning we worked out to St.
Helen's, where we were obliged to anchor.
- William Bligh

I am following Nature without being able to grasp her,
I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.
- Claude Monet

The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth,
as with a horse.
This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting.
- Victoria Abril

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens,
be anyone but yourself.
Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.
- Graham Kennedy

Only when every one of us and every nation learns the
secret of love for all mankind will the world become a great orchestra,
following the beat of the Greatest Conductor of all.
- Artur Rodzinski

It's not just about a coach telling you what to do
and just following it unthinkingly.
- Lynn Davies

My first care the following morning was,
to devise some means of discovering the man in the grey cloak.
- Adelbert von Chamisso

I knew that I had a following here in England,
and if I came over here maybe I could cultivate it,
but I never dreamt it would be as great as it has been.
- Edwin Starr

We still have a very good core following,
and the shows have been almost one hundred percent sold out.
- Josh Silver

Even if certain rogue countries do things we wish nobody did,
it doesn't necessarily mean that their foolishness
should justify our following suit.
- Leon Kass

And for REO - they get to play for some Styx fans and
then we get to play in front of some REO fans.
It helps spread the new music to the following of other bands.
- James Young

You never find friends them following your advice upon their own affairs;
nor allowing you to manage your own.
- Willis Lamb

Always think that in any area of the arts,
you get maybe ten percent of people who are creative,
original...
and the rest are generally following on,
copying.
- Hugh Hopper

Russell joined the team in December,
1956,
following the Olympics.
- Bob Cousy

The National League was born the following year,
as an attempt to exert the control of capital over labor.
- John Thorn

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into
an alleyway and lost him.
- Emo Philips


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