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Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
- Michel de Montaigne

I have always held firmly to the thought
that each one of us can do a little
to bring some portion of misery to an end.
- Albert Schweitzer

If I read a book that impresses me,
I have to take myself firmly in hand
before I mix with other people;
otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.
- Anne Frank

Keep your feet firmly planted on the ground
as you reach for the stars.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Fix reason firmly in her seat,
and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion.
Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one,
he must more approve of the homage of reason,
than that of blindfolded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson

I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell


 

I am a firm believer in the people.
If given the truth, they can be depended upon
to meet any national crisis.
The great point is to bring them the real facts.
- Abraham Lincoln

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink,
but they whose heart is firm,
and whose conscience approves their conduct,
will pursue their principles unto death.
- Thomas Paine

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln

When the tempest rages, when the thunders roar,
and the lightnings blaze around us
it is then that the truly brave man stands firm at his post.
- Luther Martin

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
- Abraham Lincoln

Be slow to fall into friendship;
but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
- Socrates

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

One truth stands firm. All that happens in world history
rests on something spiritual.
If the spiritual is strong, it creates world history.
If it is weak, it suffers world history.
- Albert Schweitzer

BUILD UP YOUR CIRCLE....
A mind that perceives
What can rationally be.
A spirit that sees
Innovative possibility.
A heart that is open to
Both beginnings and ends.
A firm hand that fits readily
To the reach of a friend.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is my own firm belief that the strength of the soul
grows in proportion as you subdue the flesh.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

With Malice toward none, with charity for all,
with firmness in the right,
as God gives us to see the right,
let us strive on to finish the work we are in,
to bind up the nation's wounds.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never ascribe to malice that which is
adequately explained by incompetence.
- Napoleon

The truth is incontrovertible,
malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it,
but in the end; there it is.
- Winston Churchill

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin


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