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I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell

I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
- Abraham Lincoln

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln


 

I am a firm believer in the people.
If given the truth, they can be depended upon
to meet any national crisis.
The great point is to bring them the real facts.
- Abraham Lincoln

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him.
- David Brinkley

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink,
but they whose heart is firm,
and whose conscience approves their conduct,
will pursue their principles unto death.
- Thomas Paine


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Be slow to fall into friendship;
but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
- Socrates

When the tempest rages, when the thunders roar,
and the lightnings blaze around us
it is then that the truly brave man stands firm at his post.
- Luther Martin

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

I have always argued that change becomes stressful
and overwhelming only when you've lost any sense of
the constancy of your life.
You need firm ground to stand on.
From there, you can deal with that change.
- Richard Nelson Bolles

One truth stands firm. All that happens in world history
rests on something spiritual.
If the spiritual is strong, it creates world history.
If it is weak, it suffers world history.
- Albert Schweitzer

BUILD UP YOUR CIRCLE....
A mind that perceives
What can rationally be.
A spirit that sees
Innovative possibility.
A heart that is open to
Both beginnings and ends.
A firm hand that fits readily
To the reach of a friend.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is my own firm belief that the strength of the soul
grows in proportion as you subdue the flesh.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I'm a firm believer that in the theory that people
only do their best at things they truly enjoy.
It is difficult to excel at something you don't enjoy.
- Jack Nicklaus

In 1998, I founded the American Center for Law and Justice,
probably the premier public interest law firm in America
defending the rights of believers.
- Pat Robertson

We all need a firm sense of identity.
- Christopher Eccleston

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor
in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

We have no firm hold on any knowledge or philosophy
that can lift us out of our difficulties.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

I believed that our own public would keep this in mind
even in this serious crisis,
and stand firm if only we at the front continued to stand firm too.
- Paul von Hindenburg

There is a firm, clear commitment to provide resources
and ideas to enable us to organize the Afghans towards
starting the process of rehabilitation and reconstruction.
- Lakhdar Brahimi

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe.
We are a part of Europe.
- Dan Quayle

Age should not have its face lifted,
but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles
as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.
- Clarence Day

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
- Jean Claude Duvalier

No amount of time will weaken our allegiance to avenging
those lost in the horrible attacks.
America has a sharp memory, a firm resolve,
and a commitment to her own.
- John Doolittle

It is a base thing for a man among the people not to obey those in command.
Never in a state can the laws be well administered
when fear does not stand firm.
- Sophocles

Convinced that behavior and conduct are every bit as
important as skills and expertise,
I sought to build the firm into an enduring,
values-based institution.
- Marvin Bower

My father realised that for me to become a publisher
in his firm would have been the end of the firm!
- Dick Bruna

To make our way, we must have firm resolve,
persistence, tenacity.
We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way.
We can never let up.
- Ralph Bunche

The Republic is open and tolerant but also knows how
and when to be firm and make its values respected.
- Jean-Pierre Raffarin

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate,
that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Some people, however long their experience or strong their intellect,
are temperamentally incapable of reaching firm decisions.
- James Callaghan

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace,
that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress.
- Peter Stone

A firm, for instance, that does business in many countries
of the world is driven to spend an enormous amount of time,
labour, and money in providing for translation services.
- Edward Sapir

As a member of the House Subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics,
I am a firm believer in the American space program.
- Randy Forbes

A lot of people tend to chew up the scenery.
I'm a firm believer in less is more,
especially on the big screen.
- Mark Wahlberg

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake,
is hiding something.
- Clifton Fadiman

When the pressure comes, preferences give way while convictions hold firm.
- Edwin Louis Cole

I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the
other team have to score two to win.
- Howard Wilkinson

If a person goes to his job with a firm determination
to give of himself the best of which he is capable,
that job no matter what it is takes on dignity and importance.
- Hortense Odlum

I'm a firm believer that it's not the way you look or what you have,
but what you've got inside.
- Krista Allen

The only thing that matters is that we stand firm.
- Heinrich Himmler

The anvil of justice is planted firm,
and fate who makes the sword does the forging in advance.
- Aeschylus

Comrade Deng Xiaoping - along with other party elders -
gave the party leadership their firm and full support
to put down the political disturbance using forceful measures.
- Li Peng

I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end,
I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done,
not the things I hadn't.
- Michael Caine

Stride forward with a firm, steady step knowing with a deep,
certain inner knowing that you will reach every goal you set yourselves,
that you will achieve every aim .
- Eileen Caddy

I have always been a firm believer in participation so there were no cuts.
We practiced three times a week but if a student had an academic conflict,
academics took priority.
- Tony Brown

The whole structure of science gradually grows,
but only as it is built upon a firm foundation of past research.
- Owen Chamberlain

More firm and sure the hand of courage strikes,
when it obeys the watchful eye of caution.
- James Thomson

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls,
by God we go, and we do the best that we can.
- R. Lee Ermey

I may play some exhibition games so I don't want to
quit the game of chess completely.
I just decided and it's a firm decision not to play
competitive chess anymore.
- Garry Kasparov

He who is firm in will molds the world to himself.
- Johann Gottlieb Fichte

I was involved in music, acting, and some running,
but my firm wish was to become a doctor.
That was the formative age when I had decided on the pattern of my career.
- Roger Bannister

The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
- Confucius

However, we all share the firm belief in the triumph
of humanist and progressive values that mankind has
achieved during its long history of struggle and creativeness.
- Tran Duc Luong

I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must,
I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby
carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.
- Grace Abbott

I'm a firm believer in putting your money where your mouth is.
- Teri Hatcher

Belief is nothing but a more vivid, lively,
forcible, firm, steady conception of an object,
than what the imagination alone is ever able to attain.
- David Hume

I have come to have the firm conviction that vanity
is the basis of everything,
and finally that what one calls conscience is only inner vanity.
- Gustave Flaubert

I'm a firm believer in absolute honesty.
- Frank Langella

Our firm conviction that ours is a just cause and that
we must find a peaceful way to attain our goals gave
us the strength and the awareness of the limits beyond which we must not go.
- Lech Walesa

I'm a firm believer in doing things that scare you.
- Catherine Bell

However, my father was a publisher and it was expected
that I would become a publisher as well -
in his firm.
- Dick Bruna

I'm one of those firm believers that good music will prevail.
- Pras Michel

I'm a firm believer that actors take to work who they aren't at home.
People show their other self in their art or in their work.
- Robin Tunney

You actually can make it, no matter what.
I truly am a firm believer in that.
Eminem's living proof.
- Brittany Murphy

Build today, then strong and sure, With a firm and ample base;
And ascending and secure.
Shall tomorrow find its place.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am a firm believer in if you can't get it the old fashioned way,
you don't need it.
- Bo Jackson

A statesman, we are told, should follow public opinion.
Doubtless, as a coachman follows his horses;
having firm hold on the reins and guiding them.
- Augustus Hare

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated.
Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.
- William H. Macy

I thought, while they're up and firm,
why not shoot them once or twice.
- Jamie Lee Curtis


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