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Genius always finds itself a century too early.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hero is an ordinary individual
who finds the strength to persevere
and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
- Christopher Reeve

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate:
he who loves finds the door open.
- Rabindranath Tagore

One who is too insistent on his own views,
finds few to agree with him.
- Lao Tzu


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Who forces time is pushed back by time;
who yields to time finds time on his side.
- The Talmud

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar,
but I cherish the friend who for me
does not consult his calendar.
- Robert Brault

We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller


 

After climbing a great hill,
one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
- Nelson Mandela

A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South

And think not, you can direct the course of love;
for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
- Khalil Gibran

He who is too busy doing good
finds no time to be good.
- Rabindranath Tagore

If you are disabled, it is probably not your fault,
but it is no good blaming the world or expecting it to take pity on you.
One has to have a positive attitude
and must make the best of the situation that one finds oneself in.
If one is physically disabled,
one cannot afford to be psychologically disabled as well.
- Stephen Hawking

When one has the feeling of dislike for evil,
when one feels tranquil,
one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings;
when one has these feelings and appreciates them,
one is free of fear.
- The Buddha

The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies;
but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and,
as the magnet finds the iron,
so it will find, in every hour,
some heavenly blessings!
- Henry Ward Beecher

Ambition is pitiless.
Any merit that it cannot use it finds despicable.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson

We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win.
- Carl Lewis

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him.
- Albert Schweitzer

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)

You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When men destroy their old gods,
they will find new ones to take their place.
- Pearl S. Buck

When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim

Each one has to find his peace from within.
And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best way to find yourself
is to lose yourself
in the service of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you are possessed by an idea,
you will find it expressed everywhere,
you even smell it.
- Thomas Mann

In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius

People with great gifts are easy to find,
but symmetrical and balanced ones never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you seek truth, you will not seek
victory by dishonorable means,
and if you find truth, you will become invincible.
- Epictetus

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson

Know that to find comfort, relax into the arms of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Find your way with the certain and gentle light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged
to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela


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