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We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
- Henry David Thoreau
One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
- Ludwig Boerne
Are you feeling stressed and upset?
If so, you are worrying about tomorrow.
Events that have already occurred may cause you regret,
but they only appear to cause worry.
If you just lost your job, you are not worrying about losing your job -
that already happened.
You are worrying about paying your bills and finding a new job.
Those are worries about tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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We come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
- Angelina Jolie
The true delight is in the finding out,
rather than in the knowing.
- Isaac Asimov
There is no rule more invariable than that
we are paid for our suspicions
by finding what we suspect.
- Henry David Thoreau
Life isn't about finding yourself.
Life is about creating yourself.
- George Bernard Shaw
It is only in adventure that some people
succeed in knowing themselves -
in finding themselves.
- Andre Gide
We learn more by looking for the answer
to a question and not finding it
than we do from learning the answer itself.
- Lloyd Alexander
I have treated many hundreds of patients.
Among those in the second half of life -
that is to say, over 35 -
there has not been one whose problem in the last resort
was not that of finding a religious outlook on life.
- Carl Jung
A woman under stress is not immediately concerned
with finding solutions to her problems
but rather seeks relief
by expressing herself and being understood.
- John Gray
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2
Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup
The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain
Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers
Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar
Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer
Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn
Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson
No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry
Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda
It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous
What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau
We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal
We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow
If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius
When you find your path, you must not be afraid.
You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes.
Disappointment, defeat, and despair are
the tools God uses to show us the way.
- Paulo Coelho
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged
to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
Go within every day and find the inner strength
so that the world will not blow your candle out.
- Katherine Dunham
It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous
I find hope in the darkest of days,
and focus in the brightest.
I do not judge the universe.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell
When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein
When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim
Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous
You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei
You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you are walking to seek, ye shall find.
- Sommeil Liberosensa
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If a man does not make new acquaintances
as he advances through life,
he will soon find himself alone.
A man, sir, should keep his friendships in constant repair.
- Samuel Johnson
We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby
Until he extends the circle of
his compassion to all living things,
man will not himself find peace.
- Albert Schweitzer
I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
If we will be quiet and ready enough,
we shall find compensation in every disappointment.
- Henry David Thoreau
Each one has to find his peace from within.
And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir
At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere
If you seek truth, you will not seek
victory by dishonorable means,
and if you find truth, you will become invincible.
- Epictetus
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
- The Buddha
No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim
If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.
- Winston Churchill
A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson
Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous
Find your way with the certain and gentle light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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