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Funny Fatal Quotes
Funny Quotes about Fatal

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Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics,
even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation.
- Tennessee Williams

Success is not final, failure is not fatal.
It is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill


 

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.
- Mark Twain

There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes
the greater part of his life getting his living.
- Henry David Thoreau

A day spent without the sight or sound of beauty,
the contemplation of mystery,
or the search of truth or perfection
is a poverty-stricken day; and a succession
of such days is fatal to human life.
- Lewis Mumford


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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness,
and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.
Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things
cannot be acquired by vegetating
in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
- Mark Twain

An argument fatal to the communist theory,
is suggested by the fact, that a desire for property
is one of the elements of our nature.
- Herbert Spencer

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing,
and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
- Oscar Wilde

All pain is per se and especially in excess,
destructive and ultimately fatal in its nature and effects.
- James Young Simpson

It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can.
Relaxing your brain is fatal.
- Stirling Moss

When they tested Fatal Attraction, the audiences were
so upset by her behavior,
they literally demanded her blood.
- Glenn Close

Second guesses in putting are fatal.
- Bobby Locke

The happiness of most people is not ruined by great
catastrophes or fatal errors,
but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.
- Ernest Dimnet

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps
the most fatal to true happiness.
- Bertrand Russell

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens,
be anyone but yourself.
Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.
- Graham Kennedy

Success is never final, failure is never fatal.
It's courage that counts.
- John Wooden

Passivity is fatal to us.
Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
- Mao Tse-Tung

Every rustic who delivers in the village alehouse his slow,
infrequent sentences, may help to kill or keep alive
the fatal superstitions which clog his race.
- William Kingdon Clifford

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.
- John Wooden

Tact is one of the first mental virtues,
the absence of it is fatal to the best talent.
- William Gilmore Simms

A mistake in judgment isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgment is.
- Pauline Kael

Too much mercy...
often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to
innocent victims who need not have been victims if
justice had been put first and mercy second.
- Agatha Christie

Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid.
- William Cowper

Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal.
- Mike Ditka

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged
them in alphabetical order so that he could put his
finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
- Joseph Heller

I cut the emergency switch just in time to keep 'Winnie
Mae' from making an exhibition of herself by standing on her nose.
That would have been fatal to our hopes.
- Wiley Post

It is easier often to forgive than to be forgiven;
yet it is fatal to be willing to be forgiven by God
and to be reluctant to be forgiven by men.
- Charles Williams

Local color has a fatal tendency to remain local;
but it is also true that the universal often borders on the void.
- Hervey Allen

Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
- Will Durant

The death penalty is being applied in the United States as a fatal lottery.
- Bianca Jagger

In the whole round of human affairs little is so fatal
to peace as misunderstanding.
- Margaret E. Sangster

Democracy is fatal for the arts; it leads only to chaos
or the achievement of new and lower common denominators of quality.
- Walter Legge

War is never fatal but always lost.
Always lost.
- Gertrude Stein

Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.
- Don Shula

Time's fatal wings do ever forward fly;
to every day we live,
a day we die.
- Thomas Campion

Life - and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison -
is a disease: sexually transmitted,
and invariably fatal.
- Neil Gaiman

Of the many forms of false culture, a premature converse
with abstractions is perhaps the most likely to prove
fatal to the growth of a masculine vigour of intellect.
- George Boole

God was satisfied with his own work,
and that is fatal.
- Samuel Butler

It never seems to occur to some people,
that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.
- Edgar Rice Burroghs

Art is the fatal net which catches these strange moments
on the wing like mysterious butterflies,
fleeing the innocence and distraction of common men.
- Giorgio de Chirico

Ideas are fatal to caste.
- E. M. Forster

Children do not have to learn that streets are dangerous
places by potentially fatal trial and error.
- Keith Henson

The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us,
has utterly obscured the real idea of growth,
which means leaving things inside us.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

It is fatal to be a man or woman pure and simple:
one must be a woman manly,
or a man womanly.
- Virginia Woolf

An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and
most fatal ailment of all republics.
- Plutarch

As our expedition to New York seems likely to be attended
with a very fatal Consequence,
and ourselves haply censured for undertaking it without assurance of success.
- Lewis Hallam

The most fatal illusion is the narrow point of view.
Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of view
kills anybody who has one.
- Brooks Atkinson

MS is not really a degenerative illness.
It is not fatal, nor is it always progressive.
- Annette Funicello

Our acts our angels are, for good or ill,
our fatal shadows that walk by us still.
- John Fletcher

While formal schooling is an important advantage,
it is not a guarantee of success nor is its absence a fatal handicap.
- Ray Kroc

Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition,
and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather,
altogether incalculable.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Besides, wouldn't it be wonderful if no one ever had
to worry about the random cruelty of fatal illness
or the woes of old age attacking them or their loved ones?
- Joan D. Vinge

Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs;
and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.
Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.
- Lee Loevinger

That fatal drollery called a representative government.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Lack of charisma can be fatal.
- Jenny Holzer

The fatal law of gravity; when you are down,
everything falls down on you.
- Sylvia T. Warner

Truth, like the juice of the poppy, in small quantities,
calms men; in larger, heats and irritates them,
and is attended by fatal consequences in excess.
- Walter Savage Landor

The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction.
I hung it in my kitchen.
It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me.
- Glenn Close

It is a grave matter to enter a war,
without adequate military preparation;
it may prove fatal to come into peace,
without moral and religious preparation.
- Louis Finkelstein

There is nothing so fatal to character as half finished tasks.
- David Lloyd George

Reverence is fatal to literature.
- E. M. Forster

Debt is the fatal disease of republics,
the first thing and the mightiest to undermine governments and corrupt the people.
- Wendell Phillips

The failure to read good books both enfeebles the vision
and strengthens our most fatal tendency -
the belief that the here and now is all there is.
- Allan Bloom

I hated her now with a hatred more fatal than indifference
because it was the other side of love.
- August Strindberg

Failure is not fatal; victory is not success.
- Tony Richardson

Nothing is so fatal to religion as indifference.
- Edmund Burke

It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
- Douglas MacArthur

It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one
of the nation's leading causes of preventable death,
but it's less widely known that cigarettes are also
the leading cause of fatal fires.
- Ed Markey

On the mountains mistakes are fatal.
In politics, mistakes are wounding emotionally,
but you recover.
Personally, wilderness helps me get back in touch with natural rhythms,
helps me reflect and, in the process,
restore my creativity.
- Mark Udall


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