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Funny Express Quotes
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I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

I cannot persuade myself that a
beneficent and omnipotent God
would have designedly created parasitic wasps
with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of caterpillars.
- Charles Darwin

Repressed anger still is anger, it just isn't expressed.
If you truly have no anger, you are blessed and joyful.
If you have repressed anger, know that you have anger,
you just haven't expressed that anger.
Go ahead, express your anger briefly,
pound pillows, scream, curse.
Then take a deep breath, and get over it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

In true friendship, one can express
anything and everything without feeling ashamed
or afraid of being rejected.
- Aparna Chatterjee

Language... has created the word "loneliness"
to express the pain of being alone.
And it has created the word "solitude"
to express the glory of being alone.
- Paul Tillich

Art is the desire of a man to express himself,
to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
- Amy Lowell


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I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment,
failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer,
I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
- Winston Churchill

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

The Divine Plan is one of Freedom.
The inherent nature of man is ever seeking
to express itself in terms of freedom,
because freedom is the birthright of every living soul.
- Ernest Holmes

The freedom we are looking for
is the freedom to be ourselves,
to express ourselves. But if we look at our lives
we will see that most of the time
we do things just to please others ...
The worst part is that most of us
are not even aware that we are not free.
- Don Miguel Ruiz

My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role,
is to try and express what we all feel.
Not to tell people how to feel.
Not as a preacher, not as a leader,
but as a reflection of us all.
- John Lennon

I offer my body, my mind
and any ability that I posses,
to be used by Thee, O Infinite Creator,
in whatever way Thou dost choose
to express Thyself through me.
I know that all work is Thy work,
and that no task is too difficult
or too menial when offered
to Thee in loving service.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

No stream rises higher than its source.
Whatever man might build, could never
express or reflect more than he was.
He could record neither more nor less
than he had learned of life.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Pray for the angry,
but express your prayers and intentions silently.
Saying openly to an angry person,
"I pray for you to receive inner-peace."
is almost certain to provoke an even angrier reaction.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most people consider the course of events as natural and inevitable.
They little know what radical change are possible through prayer.
Every morning I offer my body, my mind and any ability that I posses,
to be used by Thee, O infinite creator,
in whatever way Thou dost choose to express Thyself through me.
I know that all work is Thy work, and that no task is too difficult
or too menial when offered to Thee in loving service.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

What is real is not the external form,
but the essence of things...
it is impossible for anyone to express anything essentially
real by imitating its exterior surface.
- Constantin Brancusi

A good marriage is one which allows for change and
growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
- Pearl S. Buck

Now that the there is a path for the people of Puerto
Rico to express their self-determination on Puerto Rico's political status,
there are some who seek to block that path.
- Dick Thornburgh

You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer.
With me, it's my voice: the way that I sing,
the way I express myself when I sing.
- Tom Jones

I would say that music is the easiest means in which to express,
but since words are my talent, I must try to express
clumsily in words what the pure music would have done better.
- William Faulkner

Letters have to pass two tests before they can be classed as good:
they must express the personality both of the writer and of the recipient.
- E. M. Forster

We don't perceive a contradiction between writing books,
making films or producing a television program.
These days you can't choose how you want to express yourself anymore.
- Alexander Kluge

It is not that the French are not profound,
but they all express themselves so well that we are
led to take their geese for swans.
- Van Wyck Brooks

If we have anything kind to say, any tender sentiment to express,
we feel a sense of shame.
- Ugo Betti

It's important to me that I should be free to express myself.
- George Michael

It pulled me like a magnet, jazz did,
because it was a way that I could express myself.
- Herbie Hancock

It's people who are repressed and cannot express their
fears that are dangerous.
- Julie Taymor

When a performance isn't working, it's usually because
the actor is trying to do something and they're not
able to express their idea very well.
It's a muddled expression.
- Casey Affleck

No ideas and the ability to express them -
that's a journalist.
- Karl Kraus

We used the Western style to express our own themes and stories.
But don't forget that our heritage includes The Thousand and One Nights.
- Naguib Mahfouz

Mathematicians may flatter themselves that they possess
new ideas which mere human language is as yet unable to express.
- James C. Maxwell

An artist must possess Nature.
He must identify himself with her rhythm,
by efforts that will prepare the mastery which will
later enable him to express himself in his own language.
- Henri Matisse

Perhaps it is the language that chooses the writers it needs,
making use of them so that each might express a tiny part of what it is.
- Jose Saramago

I'm less needy about needing to express myself through acting.
I have many different lives outside of this that are extremely fulfilling.
- Richard Gere

There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by
the express commandment of God,
that are shocking to humanity and to every idea we have of moral justice.
- Thomas Paine

My art and poetry is very political now.
Because you've got to find that truth within you and express yourself.
Somewhere out there, I know, there will be people who will listen.
- Jack Bowman

Having knowledge but lacking the power to express it
clearly is no better than never having any ideas at all.
- Pericles

I have spent more than half a lifetime trying to express the tragic moment.
- John Locke

The business of the poet is not to find new emotions,
but to use the ordinary ones and, in working them up into poetry,
to express feelings which are not in actual emotions at all.
- T. S. Eliot

I enjoyed entertaining people since I was a little girl.
There was nothing better than making people laugh.
That, and the need to express myself in a safe environment.
- Amy Weber

Ideally, people find mates with whom they can express
both their masculine and feminine sides.
- Scott Bakula

Those people who want to express their religious beliefs
on public property should enjoy the same rights that
we provide to those protesting the war in Iraq.
- Ernest Istook

There was probably something as a child I wanted to express,
something unsaid that I needed to share.
- Juliette Binoche

Russians have a new freedom, but as long as they don't
express that freedom on a public platform.
- Marc Almond

I want to express my deepest apology to the athletes,
the people of Salt Lake City in Utah and the millions
of citizens worldwide who love and respect the games.
- Juan Antonio Samaranch

It is refreshing to be able to express my views without
having to toe a party line.
It has got me into trouble on the odd occasion,
but I am not going to stop saying what I think.
- Pauline Hanson

The Iranian regime doesn't express the wishes and values of the Iranian people.
- Moshe Katsav

Endeavour to be faithful, and if there is any beauty in your thought,
your style will be beautiful; if there is any real emotion to express,
the expression will be moving.
- George Henry Lewes

I'm not a politician; I'm lucky to be a filmmaker and
to be able to express myself through the films I make.
- Mathieu Kassovitz

To grasp the full significance of life is the actor's duty,
to interpret it is his problem, and to express it his dedication.
- Marlon Brando

I think the American people should express their preferences,
and we'll accept their choice.
- Vladimir Putin

There's a lot of rage...
you have to express it somehow.
If I didn't express it in song, I'd become incredibly violent.
- Siobhan Fahey

I am inspired by many mediums and use them to express
varied aspects of my philosophies and life observations.
- Judith Anderson

When service members are discharged,
we should express our gratitude for their profound personal sacrifice,
not hand them a bill for their hospital food.
- Barbara Boxer

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments
that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
- Rebecca West

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express
was to pay for my American Express bill.
- Peter Ustinov

Words do not express thoughts very well.
They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed,
a little distorted, a little foolish.
- Hermann Hesse

When you were on stage, you could be absolutely open
about your emotions and indulge them and express yourself in a way that -
in real life -
I wasn't doing.
- Ian Mckellen

Most women don't play like guys do: they don't wrestle,
fight, get into brawls.
They don't know how to express themselves in a physical,
active way.
- Victoria Pratt

Art is about expressing the true nature of the human
spirit in whatever way one wishes to express it.
If it is honest, it is beautiful.
If it is not honest, it is obvious.
- Corin Nemec

If our titles recall the known myths of antiquity,
we have used them again because they are the eternal
symbols upon which we must fall back to express basic psychological ideas.
- Mark Rothko

I see dance being used as communication between body and soul,
to express what it too deep to find for words.
- Ruth St.
Denis

Our character is basically a composite of our habits.
Because they are consistent, often unconcious patterns,
they constantly, daily, express our character.
- Stephen Covey

Only he, who penetrates into the depth of the game,
can express his personality in it.
- Vladimir Kramnik

All artists are now free to express their own personality.
- Maurice Denis

Do not suppress it - that would hurt you inside.
Do not express it - this would not only hurt you inside,
it would cause ripples in your surroundings.
What you do is transform it.
- Peace Pilgrim

The faith must express itself in charity and in solidarity,
which is the civil form of charity.
- Claudio Hummes

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over
the phone to people I don't know.
- Garry Shandling

All nature's creatures join to express nature's purpose.
Somewhere in their mounting and mating,
rutting and butting is the very secret of nature itself.
- Graham Swift

The makeup is simply an extension of the personality and colors,
clothing, makeup all express something.
- Gene Simmons


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