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Funny Exercise Quotes
Funny Quotes about Exercise

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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

When I want to be bold about my movement ...
I for sure do not call it exercise!
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down
airport concourses carrying bags.
- Guy Clark

It seems every year, people make the resolution to
exercise and lose weight and get in shape.
- Ed Smith


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Exercise free-will.
CHOOSE each and every action you make,
every thought you think,
and every emotion you feel.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A year ago I had a back injury and followed a good
nutrition program to help speed up my recovery.
I focused on exercise and staying healthy in order
to get back out on the ice.
- Sasha Cohen

True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body;
the two are ever united.
- Wilhelm von Humboldt

I repeat...
that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise;
that from the people and for the people all springs,
and all must exist.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only
from its practice and its exercise.
- Thomas Sydenham

You have no power at all if you do not exercise constant power.
- Major Owens

You need to eat normally and healthfully,
and you need to exercise.
I'm so passionate about this because I think people
spend their lives not happy in their bodies.
- Courtney Thorne Smith

And I believe that the best buy in public health today
must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet.
- Julie Bishop

Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing
diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as
well as increasing levels of exercise.
- Linford Christie

Business, more than any other occupation,
is a continual dealing with the future;
it is a continual calculation,
an instinctive exercise in foresight.
- Henry R. Luce

Never hurry.
Take plenty of exercise.
Always be cheerful.
Take all the sleep you need.
You may expect to be well.
- James Freeman Clarke

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere.
Make sure you eat a variety of foods,
get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.
- Sasha Cohen

Health is the vital principle of bliss,
and exercise, of health.
- James Thomson

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific.
I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style,
and ride them for pleasure and light exercise.
- Brock Yates

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the
refrigerator are so far apart,
some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams

Once in a while I'll get moved to do some exercise.
It's something I long for but the biggest problem is
bending down and putting my tennis shoes on.
Once I go out I'm OK.
- David Soul

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.
- Gene Tunney

When I'm in London I do have the convenience of being
close to St James Park which is also good for me because
it gives me an excuse to get out and get some much needed exercise!
- David Blunkett

Marriage is an exercise in torture.
- Frances Conroy

The very exercise of leadership fosters capacity for it.
- Cyril Falls

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained
only because the alternative is worse.
- George A. Sheehan

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy,
Oscar.
- Daniela Pestova

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body,
the mind, and the heart.
And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise,
study, and love.
- Alan Bleasdale

There are six components of wellness:
proper weight and diet,
proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit,
control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in.
If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats,
it's not inspiring for your workout.
- Cheryl Tiegs

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight,
otherwise known as political power.
- Maggie Gallagher

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement,
increased physical exercise, better diet and restraint from eating.
- Bob Filner

If you're asking your kids to exercise,
then you better do it, too.
Practice what you preach.
- Bruce Jenner

I'm very girly.
I love to talk about diets, exercise,
kids, make-up.
- Rachel Hunter

The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence,
to live as if he were poor.
- William Temple

Let each man exercise the art he knows.
- Aristophanes

As I mentioned previously, the tools that allow for
optimum health are diet and exercise.
- Bill Toomey

The poor don't know that their function in life is
to exercise our generosity.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise
is to have succeeded in life.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation,
which are as necessary as reading.
I will rather say more necessary
because health is worth more than learning.
- Thomas Jefferson

If a man achieves victory over this body,
who in the world can exercise power over him? He who
rules himself rules over the whole world.
- Vinoba Bhave

The reason I exercise is for the quality of life I enjoy.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment,
and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility
in the realm of faith and morals.
- Albert Schweitzer

I like exercise.
I like a healthy body.
- Erin Gray

Find fitness with fun dancing.
It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.
- Paula Abdul

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

Walking is the best possible exercise.
Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
- Thomas Jefferson

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties.
- Hugh Blair

I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.
- Kim Alexis

If we could give every individual the right amount
of nourishment and exercise,
not too little and not too much, we would have found
the safest way to health.
- Hippocrates

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist
to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast.
It keeps him young.
- Konrad Lorenz

To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise.
- Gene Tunney

It's challenging, but you have to at least try to eat right and exercise.
- Joely Fisher

In terms of fitness and battling through cancer,
exercise helps you stay strong physically and mentally.
- Grete Waitz

Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate.
The world wasn't formed in a day, and neither were we.
Set small goals and build upon them.
- Lee Haney

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief,
is more powerful in the mature than in the young.
- W. Somerset Maugham

I really believe the only way to stay healthy is to eat properly,
get your rest and exercise.
If you don't exercise and do the other two,
I still don't think it's going to help you that much.
- Mike Ditka

Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have
a goal or deadline or reason to work out.
I feel better when I get to exercise,
or when I'm outdoors.
I like to hike, swim and run, and I love to play soccer.
- Viggo Mortensen

The essential elements of giving are power and love -
activity and affection -
and the consciousness of the race testifies that in
the high and appropriate exercise of these is a blessedness greater than any other.
- Mark Hopkins

We need to give each other the space to grow,
to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity.
We need to give each other space so that we may both
give and receive such beautiful things as ideas,
openness, dignity, joy, healing, and inclusion.
- Max de Pree

This country, with its institutions,
belongs to the people who inhabit it.
Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government,
they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it,
or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.
- Abraham Lincoln

I think exercise tests us in so many ways,
our skills, our hearts, our ability to bounce back after setbacks.
This is the inner beauty of sports and competition,
and it can serve us all well as adult athletes.
- Peggy Fleming

Regularity in the hours of rising and retiring,
perseverance in exercise, adaptation of dress to the variations of climate,
simple and nutritious aliment, and temperance in all
things are necessary branches of the regimen of health.
- Lord Chesterfield

You see people who have been very heavy in their life
who have taken that body,
trimmed it down, firmed it up through discipline,
exercise and being able to say no.
Eating properly, that all comes into it.
- Mike Ditka

I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers
of the society but the people themselves;
and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise
their control with a wholesome discretion,
the remedy is not to take it from them but to inform their discretion.
- Thomas Jefferson

I think if you exercise, your state of mind -
my state of mind -
is usually more at ease,
ready for more mental challenges.
Once I get the physical stuff out of the way it always
seems like I have more calmness and better self-esteem.
- Stone Gossard

The exercise of power is determined by thousands of
interactions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless,
all the more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line:
everyone has a small part of himself in both.
- Vaclav Havel

The whole commerce between master and slave
is a perpetual exercise of the most boisterous passions,
the most unremitting despotism on the one part,
and degrading submissions on the other.
Our children see this, and learn to imitate it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Depend upon yourself.
Make your judgement trustworthy by trusting it.
You can develop good judgement as you do the muscles of your body -
by judicious,
daily exercise.
To be known as a man of sound judgement will be much in your favor.
- Grantland Rice


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