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Funny Evening Quotes
Funny Quotes about Evening

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As the evening beckons with the promise of tomorrow...
may your gratitude rise up and with strength answer, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew,
and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
- Jean Paul

Prayer is the key of the morning
and the bolt of the evening.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


 

New Year's eve is like every other night;
there is no pause in the march of the universe,
no breathless moment of silence among created things
that the passage of another twelve months may be noted;
and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening
that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
- Hamilton Wright Mabie

I write in the morning, I walk in the afternoon and I read in the evening.
It's a very easy, lovely life.
- Margaret Forster

I was a government employee in the morning and a writer in the evening.
- Naguib Mahfouz


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Collectively, we must do more than simply watch,
with resignation and a feeling of powerlessness,
reports on the evening news about the latest terrorist atrocity.
- Michael Jeffery

Reason, I sacrifice you to the evening breeze.
- Aime Cesaire

One thing changes every evening: It's the audience,
and I'm working my magic.
I'm always learning from it.
- Eli Wallach

Evening is a time of real experimentation.
You never want to look the same way.
- Donna Karan

What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
- Sinclair Lewis

They are the literary equivalent of sequins on an evening dress.
- Stefan Kanfer

My mother would read aloud to my father and me in the evening.
She read mainly travel books.
- Beverly Cleary

San Francisco can no longer afford to be a city divided
between downtown and neighborhoods,
with a downtown that becomes a ghost town when workers go home for the evening.
- Gavin Newsom

I spent an entire evening seated between Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly,
being charmed from either side.
It was pure Hollywood magic.
- Lorna Luft

Perhaps a hundred people assembled one evening,
May 15, 1876, at the time when the country was celebrating
the hundredth anniversary of its political independence.
- Felix Adler

I love 'Some Enchanted Evening', and 'If I Loved You'.
And as I sing them more and more, I find new favorites.
- Bernadette Peters

Truth is tough.
It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch;
nay,
you may kick it about all day like a football,
and it will be round and full at evening.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people.
And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number.
but at the end of the evening he gave it back.
- Marcia Wallace

In the morning a man walks with his whole body;
in the evening, only with his legs.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Evening the playing field for women workers is a matter
of fairness and with women now providing a significant
share of their family's income,
it is a family issue.
- Rosa DeLauro

Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.
- Heraclitus

Friendship is the shadow of the evening,
which increases with the setting sun of life.
- Jean de La Fontaine

To the humblest among them, who may be listening to me now,
I want to say that the masterpiece to which you are
paying historic homage this evening is a painting which he has saved.
- Andre Malraux

We know that a man can read Goethe or Rilke in the evening,
that he can play Bach and Schubert, and go to his day's
work at Auschwitz in the morning.
- George Steiner

The evening news is a concept whose time has come and gone.
- Bernard Goldberg

In the theater, you go from point A to point Z,
building your performance as the evening progresses.
You have to relinquish that control on a film.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life.
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.
- Lord Byron

I know folks all have a tizzy about it,
but I like a little bourbon of an evening.
It helps me sleep.
I don't much care what they say about it.
- Lillian Gordy Carter

Each morning sees some task begun, each evening sees it close;
Something attempted,
something done, has earned a night's repose.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nudity is who people are at the most interesting point of the evening,
when they take off their protective layer,
when no one is watching.
- Bridget Fonda

I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening.
- DeForest Kelley

I was conducted in the evening to a tavern where several
of the weavers who advocate the principles of the People's
Charter were in the habit of assembling.
- Henry Mayhew

O, thou art fairer than the evening air clad in the
beauty of a thousand stars.
- Christopher Marlowe

You know, the men go to tea houses with the expectation
that they will have a nice quiet evening and not read
about it the next morning in the newspaper.
- Arthur Golden

The darkness of death is like the evening twilight;
it makes all objects appear more lovely to the dying.
- Jean Paul

Last winter when I was coming home from church one Thursday evening,
I saw somebody run around the house again.
I told my father of that.
- Lizzie Andrew Borden

My theme this evening is that America needs a competitive dollar.
- Martin Feldstein

Remember that God under the Law ordained a Lamb to
be offered up to Him every Morning and Evening.
- Thomas Ken

It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings
pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening,
once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.
- Tom Holt

And I spent that time working as an insurance adjuster
and going to law school in the evening,
and then when I left law school, I joined the Department
of Justice in Washington.
- George J. Mitchell

There is nothing that special to see when looking at me.
I'm a painter who paints day in day out,
from morning till evening - figure pictures and landscapes,
more rarely portraits.
- Gustav Klimt

In spite of the Depression, or maybe because of it,
folks were hungry for a good time, and an evening of
dancing seemed a good way to have it.
- Lawrence Welk

The crowds can be very loud, especially when you're playing in the evening.
- Stefan Edberg

As to that leisure evening of life, I must say that I do not want it.
I can conceive of no contentment of which toil is not
to be the immediate parent.
- Anthony Trollope

Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.
- Ludwig Bemelmans

During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar.
- Paul D. Boyer

Gray hairs seem to my fancy like the soft light of the moon,
silvering over the evening of life.
- Jean Paul

In the evening of the first day my father conducted us to the public baths.
- Mary Antin

In the morning we received some very thin coffee.
For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it,
in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.
- Leon Askin

My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out.
And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening;
it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark.
- William Tyndale

Balenciaga did the most delicious evening clothes.
Clothes aren't delicious any more.
- Diana Vreeland

By the time this concert ends this evening,
30,000 Africans will have died because of extreme poverty.
By this time tomorrow evening, another 30,000.
This does not make sense.
- Brad Pitt

The evening sings in a voice of amber,
the dawn is surely coming.
- Al Stewart

There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night.
- John Lithgow

Every evening, I come home tired and have just enough
energy to fill out the endless tax forms,
to pay bills, not to let my house neglected and to
hear the radio concert for an hour.
- Fritz Zwicky

For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself,
though in another dress, And as the evening twilight
fades away The sky is filled with stars,
invisible by day.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels.
He can sleep.
- Charles Baudelaire

We are doing what Prince did.
Everyone that comes to a show billed as An Evening
with Journey will get our new CD.
We figured that is our best store because they are our biggest fans.
- Neil Schon

A visit to a cinema is a little outing in itself.
It breaks the monotony of an afternoon or evening;
it gives a change from the surroundings of home,
however pleasant.
- Ivor Novello

On the evening of December 25, General Washington in
a most severe season crossed the Delaware with a part of his army,
then reduced to less than 2000 men in the whole.
- Mercy Otis Warren

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high
heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.
- Marilyn vos Savant

The companion of an evening, and the companion for life,
require very different qualifications.
- Samuel Richardson

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening,
but this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx

The day of the sun is like the day of a king.
It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon,
a pageant in the evening.
- Wallace Stevens

I was taken to concerts when I was six,
seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening.
- Kitty Carlisle

I look back into past history, the stored experiences
or products of the imagination.
I look no further forward than the evening.
- Jerzy Kosinski

The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.
- Kin Hubbard

It felt good doing a physical job, and going home each
evening feeling like I had really done a day's work.
- James D'arcy

I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear.
Blue suede shoes.
- Elvis Presley


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