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Funny Environment Quotes
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Be gentle with the earth.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Man has lost the capacity to foresee and to forestall.
He will end by destroying the earth.
- Albert Schweitzer

Future generations are not going to ask us
what political party were you in.
They are going to ask what did you do about it,
when you knew the glaciers were melting.
- Martin Sheen


 

I think the environment should be put in the category
of our national security.
Defense of our resources is just as important as defense abroad.
Otherwise what is there to defend?
- Robert Redford

The modern assault on the environment began about 50 years ago,
during and immediately after World War II.
- Barry Commoner

When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment,
it will be done!
- Dennis Weaver


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Sacred spaces can be created in any environment.
- Christy Turlington

I think the government has to reposition environment
on top of their national and international priorities.
- Brian Mulroney

Every time I have some moment on a seashore,
or in the mountains, or sometimes in a quiet forest,
I think this is why the environment has to be preserved.
- Bill Bradley

I can find God in nature, in animals,
in birds and the environment.
- Pat Buckley

Journey with me to a true commitment to our environment.
Journey with me to the serenity of leaving to our children a planet in equilibrium.
- Paul Tsongas

It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.
- Ansel Adams

I firmly believe that we can have a healthy environment
and a sustainable timber industry.
- Frank Murkowski

Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you;
be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone

Birds are indicators of the environment.
If they are in trouble, we know we'll soon be in trouble.
- Roger Tory Peterson

We make the world we live in and shape our own environment.
- Orison Swett Marden

The government should set a goal for a clean environment
but not mandate how that goal should be implemented.
- Dixie Lee Ray

Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking.
A child is more likely to smoke when they have been
raised in the environment of a smoker.
- Christy Turlington

I believe it is important for people to create a healthy
mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.
- Darren L. Johnson

Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment,
and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility
in the realm of faith and morals.
- Albert Schweitzer

In the struggle for survival,
the fittest win out at the expense of their rivals
because they succeed in adapting
themselves best to their environment.
- Charles Darwin

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse
to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.
- Mark Caine

We don't have to sacrifice a strong economy for a healthy environment.
- Dennis Weaver

I had never been able to get a car that said how much
I cared about the environment until I drove electric.
- Alexandra Paul

Why has it seemed that the only way to protect the
environment is with heavy-handed government regulation?
- Gale Norton

We are strange beings, we seem
to go free, but we go in chains -
chains of training, custom, convention,
association, environment -
in a word, Circumstance -
and against these bonds
the strongest of us struggle in vain.
- Mark Twain

If future generations are to remember us
more with gratitude than sorrow,
we must achieve more than just the miracles of technology.
We must also leave them a glimpse of the world
as it was created, not just as it looked
when we got through with it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.
- Margaret Mead

People blame their environment.
There is only one person to blame - and only one -
themselves.
- Robert Collier

The only way forward, if we are going to improve the
quality of the environment,
is to get everybody involved.
- Richard Rogers

Local innovation and initiative can help us better
understand how to protect our environment.
- Gale Norton

The business of art is to reveal the relation between man and his environment.
- David Herbert Lawrence

Be a yardstick of quality.
Some people aren't used to an environment
where excellence is expected.
- Steve Jobs

The environment is everything that isn't me.
- Albert Einstein

In a few decades, the relationship between the environment,
resources and conflict may seem almost as obvious as
the connection we see today between human rights,
democracy and peace.
- Wangari Maathai

Outside of the chair, the teapot is the most ubiquitous
and important design element in the domestic environment
and almost everyone who has tackled the world of design
has ended up designing one.
- David McFadden

Choose the whole of your environment, things and events,
based upon the value, meaning and function they hold.
Do not allow obligation or immediacy
to bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

After all, sustainability means running the global environment -
Earth Inc.
- like a corporation: with depreciation,
amortization and maintenance accounts.
In other words, keeping the asset whole,
rather than undermining your natural capital.
- Maurice Strong

So I'm not a Southern writer in the commonly held sense of the term,
like Faulkner or Eudora Welty, who took the South for
their entire literary environment and subject matter.
- Donna Tartt

A healthy environment is essential to a livable Oregon and a strong economy.
- Ted Kulongoski

Everything I do is the environment.
- Arthur Boyd

Poetry is its own medium; it's very different than writing prose.
Poetry can talk in an imagistic sense,
it has particular ways of catching an environment.
- Story Musgrave

My wife and I now live in the summers in northern Michigan
in an environment which is wonderfully conducive to research,
and where most of my work in the last 15 years has been done.
- Douglass North

We must guard against the overreaching hand of big
government trying to take away our freedom.
And we must always protect the environment in a manner
consistent with our values.
- Steve Forbes

Human inertia makes the everyday environment,
the furniture, as it were, appear to be a given.
- Todd Gitlin

We're failing our children with education,
we're failing our environment.
- Carol Moseley Braun

The cause of violence is not ignorance.
It is self-interest.
Only reverance can restrain violence -
reverance for human life and the environment.
- William Sloane Coffin, Jr.

I can see now a vision emerging how Canada is going
to profit in the future from our Arctic resources without
destroying the environment on which it is all based.
- Brian Mulroney

Freedom was conditioned by man's physical body,
heredity, and environment.
- Kenneth Scott Latourette

Customary though it may be to write about that institutionalized
pastime as though it existed apart from the general environment,
my story does not lend itself to such treatment.
- Curt Flood

The premise is simple: One economy and one environment,
and they're interdependent.
- Dennis Weaver

A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state,
because of our location.
I'm not one though who would attribute it to being man-made.
- Sarah Palin

You get elected, often, if you're a woman,
on the strength of the women's vote;
then you get into office,
and you have to adapt to an overwhelmingly male environment.
- Eleanor Clift

Now, the downside to conservation is that so much is done for the public,
which almost always mars the environment that one wanted to conserve.
- Arne Jacobsen

The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring
and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff.
- Jonathan Katz

Architecture is a art when one consciously or unconsciously
creates aesthetic emotion in the atmosphere and when
this environment produces well being.
- Luis Barragan

There's a hell of a lot of freedom in this rock and roll circus...
it's where all the freaks go - it's the environment for me.
- Brian Molko

Perhaps catastrophe is the natural human environment,
and even though we spend a good deal of energy trying to get away from it,
we are programmed for survival amid catastrophe.
- Germaine Greer

I enjoy being recognized whatever environment I'm in.
- Tony Curtis

Since this was the first and only series I had ever produced,
I was unaware of what the "Normal" environment was for a studio.
I tried to run it as I did in my SF studio.
- Joe Murray

If my parents had discouraged me, I would have turned out very differently.
They raised me in an open-minded, liberal environment.
- Tom Ford

In fact, because of their connection to the land,
farmers do more to protect and preserve our environment than almost anyone else.
They are some of the best environmentalists around.
- Ike Skelton

House passage is good news for the Northwest corner and our environment.
- Nancy L. Johnson

The magic can happen in a studio.
Special things can happen in a recording studio,
even though it may seem like a clinical environment
from the outside looking in.
- Benny Green

We have been endowed with the capacity and the power
to create desirable pictures within and to find them
automatically in the outer world of our environment.
- John McDonald

Hollywood's got its own particular environment.
- Harrison Ford

A strong, successful man is not the victim of his environment.
He creates favorable conditions.
His own inherent force and energy compel things to turn out as he desires.
- Orison Swett Marden

History in its broadest aspect is a record of man's
migrations from one environment to another.
- Ellsworth Huntington

I think DOOM had just the right mix of elements that
keep people coming back to it:
great monsters,
excellent weapons with great balance,
a spooky environment and extreme speed.
- John Romero

That whole environment was just incompatible with my
beliefs and my personality.
It was a dark time for me.
- Zhang Ziyi


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