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Funny Entertainment Quotes
Funny Quotes about Entertainment

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Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping
young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the
ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.
- Walt Disney

I get to see the different sides of skating now which
involves not only competing,
but entertainment.
- Nancy Kerrigan

I don't think it's about entertainment.
I think it's about being ourselves.
- Diane Sawyer


 

Before machines the only form of entertainment people
really had was relationships.
- Doug Coupland

A lot of our entertainment throws into detail the stagnation
and illness of how we live today-it's sad and it's sick...
and it's profitable.
- Heather Donahue

From this entertainment industry, may the gods of language protect us.
- David Antin


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Variety is more than a means of avoiding boredom,
since art is more than an entertainment of the senses.
- Rudolf Arnheim

The bulk of my set is instrumental and you have to
give yourself and the audience some relief because
a performance is not about great guitar playing it's
really about entertainment.
- Leo Kottke

We had no electricity, no gas.
Food was probably our greatest entertainment -
the most fun thing that we could do was food.
- Paul Prudhomme

Florida has tons of entertainment opportunities because
Walt Disney World and Universal Studios are there.
- Kevin Richardson

We were asked to believe that the variety and the novelty
of even the crude films of the early days would provide
a means of entertainment which would cut out the stage.
- Ivor Novello

Working in the entertainment industry exposes me to
every current cosmetic fad.
- Connie Sellecca

Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world;
entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life.
- Hannah Arendt

In our show you have to pay attention and know what happened before.
I think it's very intelligent entertainment.
It makes demands of viewers that a lot of shows don't.
- Victor Garber

We cannot escape that Hollywood is in the middle of
a wave of technological change.
The current angst over all the implications of new
entertainment technology is nothing new.
- Michael Eisner

Politics has become entertainment.
- Joe Eszterhas

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
- Tommy Chong

I've never considered myself a celebrity or even part
of the entertainment business.
I'm a cooking teacher.
- Martin Yan

Now we're doing it for different reasons.
We're doing it to bring back the families to the game,
people who love the game, and make it an affordable night's entertainment.
- Bobby Hull

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits
millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time,
and yet remain lonesome.
- T. S. Eliot

We aren't in an information age, we are in an entertainment age.
- Tony Robbins

Entertainment is in art like color in pictures.
- Martin Kippenberger

Well, first of all it's entertainment.
That stops us becoming too pretentious or thinking we're great artists.
- Richard Thompson

There are days when any electrical appliance in the house,
including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment
possibilities than the television set.
- Harriet Van Horne

I have never read for entertainment,
but rather for understanding and to satisfy my eager curiosity.
- Bryant H. McGill

If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives,
that's more than just entertainment-which is what we
writers all struggle to do,
to touch people.
- Dean Koontz

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news
is the biggest crock of b.s.
in television today, because it's all entertainment.
- Vince McMahon

Americas are, for a variety of reasons,
the most adept at producing the kind of entertainment
that delivers easy satisfactions.
- Todd Gitlin

My taste in music and entertainment is quite eclectic.
- Yancy Butler

I think professional sports, football,
to use it as an example, it's fundamentally a form of entertainment.
- Gregg Easterbrook

I hardly ever listen to any of our old stuff now.
Once the songs have been recorded and put on to vinyl
they become someone else's entertainment,
not mine.
- Robert Smith

A mind at liberty to reflect on its own observations,
if it produce nothing useful to the world,
seldom fails of entertainment to itself.
- George Berkeley

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment,
shall we?
- April Winchell

I want to direct, write, produce...
y'know, I love the entertainment industry.
- Jason Marsden

It seems that entertainment is what most excites us
and what we value above everything else.
- Carroll O'Connor

Michael Eisner let it be known last week that he had
no intention of leaving the entertainment business
once he steps down as CEO of Disney in October.
- Peter Bart

Writing detective stories is about writing light literature,
for entertainment.
It isn't primarily a question of writing propaganda or classical literature.
- Steig Larsson

I don't want to be someone's entertainment.
- Priscilla Presley

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda,
and entertainment without moral passion is television.
- Rita Mae Brown

The world is a stage, the stage is a world of entertainment.
- Howard Dietz

Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is
killing our children entertaining our adults?
- Marilyn Manson

When I worked for Entertainment Tonight I got to emcee
Paul McCartney's press conference.
- Nina Blackwood

Crime stories are, as you know, one of the most popular
forms of entertainment that exist.
If you then try to have something to say...
that I have, of course.
- Steig Larsson

People magazine had been around for a short period of time,
but nobody had thought about putting entertainment
news on a nightly basis on television.
- Mary Hart

No entertainment is so cheap as reading,
nor any pleasure so lasting.
- Mary Wortley Montagu

This is government.
There is no entertainment.
- Judy Davis

Bad Boy Entertainment did not shoot anybody.
I didn't shoot anybody.
- Puff Daddy

The creative works of the entertainment industry belong
to the millions of people who make them and are not
for others to steal or unlawfully distribute.
- Dan Glickman

The delusion of entertainment is devoid of meaning.
It may amuse us for a bit, but after the initial hit
we are left with the dark feeling of desolation.
- Arthur Erickson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas -
finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
- Molly Ivins

In dire economic times, movies are relatively inexpensive
entertainment for the whole family.
- John Lasseter

Acting is definitely put at the back of my mind,
if it's there at all right now.
It's all entertainment.
- Tina Yothers

I'd like to see myself married with a child and hopefully
still involved in the entertainment business as an
actor who is also able to write a bit and direct some projects.
- Fred Savage

I think it is good escapist entertainment even though it's bad.
- Rob Zombie

In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow
you to get some entertainment out of it.
- Daniel Waters

It's disappointing to see films become pure entertainment,
so that it's not an art form.
- Richard Linklater

It's important to remember that, first and foremost,
if not only, this is entertainment.
"The West Wing" isn't meant to be good for you.
- Aaron Sorkin

So our films had a lot more to them than entertainment value,
and I'm glad that a lot of people recognize that now.
People realize now the value of them as educational.
- Ray Harryhausen

They weren't interested in entertainment.
They were tough.
I learned one trick, which was to be quieter than they
were until they had to look at you.
It took a lot of agressiveness.
- Judy Holliday

I had given up the theater and everything propelled me into entertainment.
And I didn't resist it.
- Vincente Minnelli

I need that on stage.
I need a burst of life.
That's entertainment for me.
- Tina Turner

Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual
entertainment which can bring pleasure and information
to people of all ages everywhere in the world.
- Walt Disney

Modern Carpet Designs may provide endless entertainment for your guests.
- William Heath Robinson

I regard sports first and foremost as entertainment,
so dry documentary narration is not for me.
- Jack Brickhouse

I want to make films and write films,
which will happen, I'm just taking a different route right now.
I'm a bit of a chameleon with the whole entertainment industry so to speak.
- David Boreanaz

You really have to soak up the culture of the people to get it right.
If you're making a fiction film, it's entertainment,
but you want it to be as real as possible.
- Robert Duvall

The entertainment is in the presentation.
- John McTiernan

Universities exist to transmit knowledge and understanding
of ideas and values to students not to provide entertainment
for spectators or employment for athletes.
- Milton Friedman

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be
delivered by Western Union.
- Samuel Goldwyn

Music is escapism, it's entertainment.
- Andy Taylor


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