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Funny Endurance Quotes
Funny Quotes about Endurance

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The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The length of a film should be directly related to
the endurance of the human bladder.
- Alfred Hitchcock

Every calamity is to be overcome by endurance.
- Virgil

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela


 

Few people know how to take a walk.
The qualifications are endurance,
plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature,
good humor, vast curiosity, good speech,
good silence and nothing too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We really feel happier when things look bleak.
Hope is endurance.
Hope is holding on and going on and trusting in the Lord.
- Michael Novak

Nothing to mountaineering, just a little physical endurance,
a good deal of brains, lots of practice,
and plenty of warm clothing.
- Annie Smith Peck


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Not in achievement, but in endurance,
of the human soul, does it show its divine grandeur
and its alliance with the infinite.
- Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Prolonged endurance tames the bold.
- Lord Byron

I did work out every day.
I needed it to have the endurance to do what needed
to be done and not get hurt.
I have such a new respect for action stars now.
- Sanaa Lathan

Use your brain, not your endurance.
- Peter Thomson

For to be poised against fatality, to meet adverse conditions gracefully,
is more than simple endurance; it is an act of aggression,
a positive triumph.
- Thomas Mann

Man is immortal, not because he alone among creatures
has an inexhaustible voice,
but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion
and sacrifice and endurance.
- Morgan Freeman

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing,
but to turn it into glory.
- William Barclay

My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been
in not drinking enough water after training,
thereby racing sometimes while dehydrated.
- Bill Rodgers

Come what may, all bad fortune is to be conquered by endurance.
- Virgil

If you want to be a successful runner,
you have to consider everything.
It's no good just thinking about endurance and not to develop fine speed.
- Arthur Lydiard

The first virtue in a soldier is endurance of fatigue;
courage is only the second virtue.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

The endurance of the inequalities of life by the poor
is the marvel of human society.
- James Anthony Froude

The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance
of those whom they oppose.
- Frederick Douglass

Heroism is endurance for one moment more.
- George F. Kennan

Endurance is the crowning quality, And patience all
the passion of great hearts.
- James Russell Lowell

What is a ruin but time easing itself of endurance?
- Djuna Barnes

Endurance is patience concentrated.
- Thomas Carlyle

The men who learn endurance, are they who call the whole world,
brother.
- Charles Dickens

Endurance is nobler than strength, and patience than beauty.
- John Ruskin

The winners in life treat their body as if it were
a magnificent spacecraft that gives them the finest
transportation and endurance for their lives.
- Denis Waitley

You get yourself up for it somehow, and your endurance
and the crowd gets you up,
too.
- Janet Jackson

The sea - this truth must be confessed -
has no generosity.
No display of manly qualities - courage,
hardihood, endurance, faithfulness -
has ever been known to touch its irresponsible consciousness of power.
- Joseph Conrad

In the early 1930s, flying from England to Australia
was the longest flight in the world.
It was considered extremely dangerous and hazardous,
pushing pilots to the limits of mechanical skills and human endurance.
Aviation was young.
- Mary Garden

By showing hunger, deprivation, starvation and brutality,
as well as endurance and nobility, documentaries inform,
prod our memories, even stir us to action.
Such films do battle for our very soul.
- Theodore Bikel

I've gotten very good at scheduling my life,
scheduling the scene and preparing myself for knowing,
saving the energy, consuming the energy,
knowing when to go for it and having the available
reserves to be able to do that.
You have to think about that, because it's endurance.
- Tom Cruise

Wondrous is the strength of cheerfulness,
and its power of endurance - the cheerful man will
do more in the same time,
will do it; better, will preserve it longer,
than the sad or sullen.
- Thomas Carlyle

Organizations endure, however, in proportion to the
breadth of the morality by which they are governed.
Thus the endurance of organization depends upon the quality of leadership;
and that quality derives from the breadth of the morality upon which it rests.
- Chester Irving Barnard

Had we lived I should have had a tale to tell of the hardihood,
endurance and courage of my companions which would
have stirred the heart of every Englishman.
These rough notes and our dead bodies must tell the tale.
- Robert Falcon Scott

This is no time for ease and comfort.
It is time to dare and endure.
- Winston Churchill

Life is truly known only to those who suffer,
lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
- Anais Nin

A hero is an ordinary individual
who finds the strength to persevere
and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
- Christopher Reeve

What is to give light must endure the burning.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If patience is worth anything,
it must endure to the end of time.
And a living faith will last
in the midst of the blackest storm.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Christians are supposed not merely to endure change,
nor even to profit by it, but to cause it.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.
- Elbert Hubbard

Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer.
You have only to persevere to save yourselves.
- Winston Churchill

I would think twice about designing stuff for which
there was no need and which didn't endure.
- Robin Day

There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure
to dance without cessation;
and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration.
- Lewis Carroll

Love cannot endure indifference.
It needs to be wanted.
Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart,
or its flame burns low.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Death comes to all,
but great achievements build a monument
which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All endeavor calls for the ability
to tramp the last mile,
shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil.
The fight to the finish spirit is the one...
characteristic we must posses
if we are to face the future as finishers.
- Henry David Thoreau

Life asks not merely what you can do;
it asks how much can you endure and not be spoiled.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

When love grows diseased, the best thing we can do
is to put it to a violent death;
I cannot endure the torture of a lingering and consumptive passion.
- George Etherege

Things need not have happened to be true.
Tales and adventures are the shadow truths that will
endure when mere facts are dust and ashes and forgotten.
- Neil Gaiman

A free people, free to believe as we wish,
free to speak our minds, free to raise our children as we see fit,
will, make no mistake about it, endure.
- Nick Rahall

The eyes of the soul of the multitudes are unable to
endure the vision of the divine.
- Plato

January, month of empty pockets!
let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer's forehead.
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

The spirit is the true self.
The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel
are the things that endure.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger,
and a mental willingness to endure it.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

I know that my works are a credit to this nation and
I dare say they will endure longer than the McCarran Act.
- Arthur Miller

It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die,
than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.
- Julius Caesar

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man,
but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
- William Shakespeare

There are two kinds of man: the ones who make history
and the ones who endure it.
- Camilo Jose Cela

Man's yesterday may never be like his morrow;
Nought may endure but Mutability.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

I will greet this day with love in my heart.
And how will I do this?
Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again.
I will love the sun for it warms my bones;
yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit.
I will love the light for it shows me the way;
yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart;
yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul.
I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due;
yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
- Og Mandino

It helps, I think, to consider ourselves on a very long journey:
the main thing is to keep to the faith,
to endure, to help each other when we stumble or tire,
to weep and press on.
- Mary Richards

Endure and persist; this pain will turn to good by and by.
- Ovid

Take to every Gallon of Honey, three Gallons of water,
and put them both together, and set them over so soft a fire,
that you may endure to melt and break the honey with your hands.
- Kenelm Digby

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much.
- William Hazlitt

It is because we are all imposters that we endure each other.
- Emile M. Cioran

The gods conceal from men the happiness of death,
that they may endure life.
- Lucan

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely
turn their backs on their historical dishes,
no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
- Nick Clooney

To try to fashion something from suffering,
to relish our triumphs, and to endure defeats without resentment:
all that is compatible with the faith of a heretic.
- Walter Kaufmann


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