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Funny Enchanted Quotes
Funny Quotes about Enchanted

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Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I love 'Some Enchanted Evening', and 'If I Loved You'.
And as I sing them more and more, I find new favorites.
- Bernadette Peters

I'm just a simple kid from Brooklyn who landed into
the most enchanted lifestyle imaginable.
- Michael Musto

Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim.
- Lord Byron


 

I was enchanted by the escape into that meticulous
world that seemed real yet not...
well, it seemed not real, but very detailed and meticulous,
bizarre.
- Richard Foreman

The wise become as the unwise in the enchanted chambers of Power,
whose lamps make every face the same colour.
- Walter Savage Landor

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops
noticing the terrible things her children do because
she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
- Lois Wyse


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How is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes,
such enchanted musical instruments as the ears,
and such fabulous arabesque of nerves as the brain
can experience itself anything less than a god.
- Alan Watts

He is the true enchanter, whose spell operates,
not upon the senses, but upon the imagination and the heart.
- Washington Irving

The enchanting charms of this sublime science reveal
only to those who have the courage to go deeply into it.
- Carl Friedrich Gauss

I have found life an enjoyable, enchanting,
active, and sometime terrifying experience,
and I've enjoyed it completely.
A lament in one ear, maybe, but always a song in the other.
- Sean O'Casey

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing
wise with age? Every age can be enchanting,
provided you live within it.
- Brigitte Bardot

London is one of the most enchanting places I've ever been on this planet.
- Don Johnson

They may turn out to be a great disappointment,
or perhaps they may be full of enchanting surprises.
- Mary Wesley

Freshness is important.
If a game is fresh, new, intriguing,
challenging,
and enchanting, it will sell, and sell well.
- Roberta Williams

Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
- Brigitte Bardot

Parents of young children should realize that few people,
and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do.
- Barbara Walters

In every age poets and social reformers have tried
to stimulate the people of their own time to a nobler
life by enchanting stories of the virtues of the heroes of old.
- Alfred Marshall

What's more enchanting than the voices of young people,
when you can't hear what they say?
- Logan P. Smith

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
- Ambrose Bierce

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast,
to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.
- William Congreve

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms,
the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
- Akhenaton

Youth smiles without any reason.
It is one of its chiefest charms.
- Thomas Gray

The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct
proportion to the swiftness of her passing.
- Marcel Proust

The belief in charms for protecting newborn infants
is very strong in Greece.
- James Theodore Bent

The charms of women were never more powerful never
inspired such achievements,
as in those immortal periods, when they could neither read nor write.
- Hannah Cowley

Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.
- Alexander Pope

This terrifying world is not devoid of charms,
of the mornings that make waking up worthwhile.
- Wislawa Szymborska

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things.
- Christopher Walken

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
- Mignon McLaughlin

I have always loved truth so passionately that I have
often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it
into the minds which were ignorant of its charms.
- Giacomo Casanova

O, popular applause!
what heart of man is proof against thy sweet,
seducing charms?
- William Cowper

O solitude, where are the charms That sages have seen
in thy face? Better dwell in the midst of alarms,
Than reign in this horrible place.
- William Cowper

Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll;
charms strike the sight,
but merit wins the soul.
- Alexander Pope

The human heart has hidden treasures,
In secret kept, in silence sealed; The thoughts,
the hopes, the dreams, the pleasures,
Whose charms were broken if revealed.
- Charlotte Bronte

Poetry has done enough when it charms,
but prose must also convince.
- H. L. Mencken

Depression is melancholy minus its charms -
the animation,
the fits.
- Susan Sontag

And all the charms of face or voice Which I in others see,
Are but the recollected choice Of what I feel for thee.
- John Clare

Location work has its charms, and can seem glamorous on the outside,
but I think living at home and having the stability
of a home life once you've finished work is very underrated!
- Saffron Burrows

The writers are writing human beings,
and they're writing about the human condition and how
difficult it is to function in that condition.
I think it's one of the charms of the show,
the idea of redemption and working towards becoming better people,
for everybody involved.
- George Dzundza

I think that one of Elvis' charms was that he could
sing almost any kind of music.
I am sure that in his heart, which I don't know what was there,
but just from his singing I could feel that he was
very partial to gospel music.
- Patti Page

After all, it is the divinity within that makes the divinity without;
and I have been more fascinated by a woman of talent and intelligence,
though deficient in personal charms,
than I have been by the most regular beauty.
- Washington Irving

People may flatter themselves just as much by thinking
that their faults are always present to other people's minds,
as if they believe that the world is always contemplating
their individual charms and virtues.
- Elizabeth Gaskell

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand -
and melting like a snowflake.
- Marie B. Ray

Beauty is an outward gift,
which is seldom despised,
except by those to whom it has been refused.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Beauty is the bait which with delight
allures man to enlarge his kind.
- Socrates

Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Beauty is only skin deep.
- Thomas Overbury

Beauty is whatever gives joy.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Beauty awakens the soul to act.
- Dante Alighieri

Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite.
- Francis Bacon

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.
- Juvenal

Real beauty is to be true to oneself.
That's what makes me feel good.
- Laetitia Casta

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
- Conrad Hall

I gave my beauty and my youth to men.
I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals.
- Brigitte Bardot

Beauty has a lot to do with character.
- Kevyn Aucoin

Flowers are Nature's messengers -
reminders of an unspeakable beauty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Beauty is only temporary, but your mind lasts you a lifetime.
- Alicia Machado

The beauty does not live out there;
the beauty's in my eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What beauty is, I know not, though it adheres to many things.
- Albrecht Durer

Imagination disposes of everything; it creates beauty,
justice, and happiness, which are everything in this world.
- Blaise Pascal

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty,
dies.
- John Donne

Beauty is a fragile gift.
- Ovid

Zest is the secret of all beauty.
There is no beauty that is attractive without zest.
- Christian Dior

Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws,
which otherwise would have been hidden from us forever.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

For me the greatest beauty always lies in the greatest clarity.
- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.
- David Hume


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