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Funny Embarrassment Quotes
Funny Quotes about Embarrassment

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We perceive when love begins and when it declines by
our embarrassment when alone together.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Living in fear of anything is a terrible waste
of what could be a great life.
If you live in fear of losing your job,
either you fear the embarrassment of being jobless,
or you fear the loss of material goods -
house, car, and such.
If you live in fear of losing your stuff and money,
it is clear that they own you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My films are about embarrassment.
- Alan Bennett

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.
- Joe Valachi


 

I won't say there aren't any Harvard graduates who
have never asserted a superior attitude.
But they have done so to our great embarrassment and
in no way represent the Harvard I know.
- Derek Bok

Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment;
photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.
- Tony Benn

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
- Wilson Mizner


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The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment
in a world in which I was different from everyone else.
was to be indifferent to that difference.
- Al Capp

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.
- Julian Barnes

So popular is the naval service the only embarrassment
is that men volunteer so rapidly we have to work overtime to give them hardy,
adequate housing and proper training.
- Josephus Daniels

But that intimacy of mutual embarrassment,
in which each feels that the other is feeling something,
having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with.
- George Eliot

One never comes into embarrassment, if one is ready to balance.
To ask oneself never in embarrassment,
what have you in these decades made.
- Siegfried Lenz

Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet,
but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?
- Tom Cruise

The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional
to the embarrassment he can tolerate.
- Douglas Engelbart

Today self-consciousness no longer means anything but
reflection on the ego as embarrassment,
as realization of impotence: knowing that one is nothing.
- Theodor Adorno

Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do;
I'm just an embarrassment.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I hope for the day when everyone can speak again of
God without embarrassment.
- Paul Tillich

I used to be a discipline problem, which caused me
embarrassment until I realized that being a discipline
problem in a racist society is sometimes an honor.
- Ishmael Reed

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore
because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his,
like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.
- Sid Vicious

Writing in other voices is almost Japanese in the sense
that there's a certain formality there which allows
me to sidestep the embarrassment of directly expressing
to complete strangers the most intimate details of my life.
- Suzanne Vega

When an acquaintance goes by I often step back from my window,
not so much to spare him the effort of acknowledging
me as to spare myself the embarrassment of seeing that he has not done so.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Most photographers would feel a certain embarrassment
in admitting publicly that they carried within them a sense of wonder,
yet without it they would not produce the work they do,
whatever their particular field.
- Bill Brandt

I know you are going to be embarrassed.
We're all embarrassed by it, but to hide the embarrassment...
silence has never protected women or helped them.
We need to talk about it more with our,
you know - whoever - our friends, our family.
- Cybill Shepherd

One would think that in writing about literary men
and matters there would be no difficulty in finding a title for one's essay,
or that any embarrassment which might arise would be from excess of material.
I find this, however, far from being the case.
- James Payn

It's an embarrassment of riches because you have directors who don't better.
You end up with so much stuff going on the screen that
you don't know where to look,
and that's what I consider self-indulgent.
- John Dykstra

It's an embarrassment that we don't have a broad enough
consensus among political leaders that true reform should take place.
I could count the members of Congress on one hand that
took these issues seriously.
- DeForest Soaries

I understand the worries of many - not only here in this auditorium -,
and some have already written to me to say that technical
progress has lowered the threshold that stops people
from helping themselves to protected works without
the slightest embarrassment.
- Johannes Rau

Sotomayor's vainglorious lecture bromide about herself
as "a wise Latina" trumping white men is a vulgar embarrassment -
a vestige of the bad old days of male-bashing feminism.
- Camille Paglia

Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised.
No barrier of the senses shuts me out from
the sweet, gracious discourses of my book friends.
They talk to me without embarrassment or awkwardness.
- Helen Keller

One of the most frightening things about your true nerd,
for may people, is not that he's socially inept -
because everybody's been there -
but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.
- Neal Stephenson

Well, I mean, you have an emotion, you want to express it.
You don't just look in the camera and do it.
You want to hide from the embarrassment of your brother
saying you're not allowed to come into my town.
- Anthony Quinn

Sarah Palin - now don't laugh - is writing a book.
Not just reading a book, writing a book.
Actually, in the word of the publisher,
she's 'collaborating' on a book.
What an embarrassment!
It's one of these 'I told you,' books that jocks do.
- Chris Matthews

Irregular contact with doctors means many men fail
to receive any preventive care for potentially life-threatening conditions.
In addition, when men do seek care, embarrassment can
often prevent them from openly discussing health concerns with their physicians.
- Michael Crapo

Release your burdens - your fears, regrets,
guilts, shames, embarrassments, angers.
One by one, pick up each memory or fear that troubles you,
hold it close, and release it to the Universe.
Release each incident from your past that still bothers you.
Release each fear - your fears about your health,
your family, your job, and every other fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

Honor your being,
Release each and every struggle,
Gather strength from life's storms,
Relax into the arms of spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiveness ... is the finishing of old business
that allows us to experience the present,
free of contamination from the past.
- Joan Borysenko

I Am One With Spirit and All Creation -
I give thanks for the unity of all creation
and for everything that has brought me to this moment.
I release my entire being to the gentle nurture of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiveness is not always easy.
At times, it feels more painful
than the wound we suffered,
to forgive the one that inflicted it.
And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness.
- Marianne Williamson

We have to let go of all blame, all attacking, all judging,
to free our inner selves to attract what we say we want.
- Joe Vitale

Forgive those who have injured you -
not because they deserve your forgiveness,
but because you can never be happy
until you release your anger and grant forgiveness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Release Myself From All Guilt.
I forgive myself for judging me guilty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.
The soul that knows it not, knows no release from little things;
knows not the livid loneliness of fear.
- Amelia Earhart

I can release my "responsibilities",
and be "impractical" whenever I choose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All life is change.
Release your attachment to the way things have been,
and wend your way joyfully
through life's unfolding majesty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem.
It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
- Albert Einstein

Today is your day to honor your being,
release each and every struggle,
gather strength from life's storms,
relax into the arms of spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is my day to honor my being,
release each and every struggle,
gather strength from life's storms,
relax into the arms of spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've told my children that when I die,
to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated.
For me, death is a graduation.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Today, I Release All My Troubles To The Cleansing Fire.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I chose to release all my attachments.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I release the familiar that I may better discover my inspiring future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you have to have it, it's ego.
If you have to not have it, it's ego.
Hold life lightly and it will deliver what you need
and release what you don't.
- Alan Cohen

Relief has its place. But what the people need
is not relief, but release -
release of their own potential for development.
- Jimmy Yen

I Release Each And Every Struggle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Release Myself From All Guilt.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The people are the foundation of the nation.
Our only chance for a lasting peace on earth:
the release of the strength of the common man.
- Jimmy Yen

Know the power of ritual.
Release your troubles to the cleansing fire of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today I Release All My Troubles And Grief.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stop holding on to the past.
Release your regrets about whatever you may have done
or failed to do that turned out poorly.
Forgive others for whatever they may have done
or failed to do that cause you harm.
Declare today to be a new beginning.
Let go of the past and move on with creating
a joyful new future for yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I forgive everyone for every "wrong"
that I believe they have ever inflicted upon me.
I forgive them for my own sake,
that I may release the venom -
the anger and resentment within myself -
and regain my joy and serenity.
I have compassion for everyone who has ever
been a player upon the stage of my life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When your whole family is loving and supportive, it is a great blessing.
But when family members are indifferent or hostile, release your expectations,
and find the love and support you need elsewhere.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My recollection of a hundred lovely lakes has given
me blessed release from care and worry and the troubled
thinking of our modern day.
It has been a return to the primitive and the peaceful.
- Hamlin Garland

I rest in the light of forgiveness.
I forgive myself and others for that
which is done (and better left undone)
and also that which is not done (and better if done).
I give myself permission to enjoy this moment without guilt.
I freely release all uncertainty, regret, and fear.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Avril Lavigne sold a massive amount of albums and she
has to top that with her next release.
We have four great albums behind us,
and it's not going to be as hard to live up to that.
- Kelly Jones

Sport can bring communities together and can release
a lot of pent-up emotions.
- Ian Botham

Even if I don't release it myself, somebody else might
hear it and want to record it.
When you write a song, it gives it that potential.
- Smokey Robinson

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
- Rob Corddry

The three years following the release of See The Light were a whirlwind.
- Jeff Healey

I am not interested in releasing best of stuff and
I have not given my permission.
You release best of packages when you're a has-been
and have nothing new to offer.
- Amanda Lear

On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists,
who often get out on early release because of the overcrowding
in prison caused by the Drug War.
- Michael Badnarik


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