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Funny Election Quotes
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It is enough that the people know there was an election.
The people who cast the votes decide nothing.
The people who count the votes decide everything.
- Joseph Stalin

I can't let important policy decisions hinge on the
fact that an election is coming up every 90 days.
- Gerhard Schroeder

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth
is rarely a politician's objective.
Election and power are.
- Cal Thomas

The United States brags about its political system,
but the President says one thing during the election,
something else when he takes office,
something else at midterm and something else when he leaves.
- Deng Xiaoping


 

Can we pray for the re-election of George Bush?
- Sean Hannity

Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being
given in the presidential election.
I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine.
- Dean Koontz

The English think they are free.
They are free only during the election of members of parliament.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau


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Things on the whole are much faster in America;
people don't 'stand for election',
they 'run for office.'
- Jessica Mitford

The secession of the Southern States,
individually or in the aggregate, was the certain consequence
of Mr. Lincoln's election.
- Belle Boyd

Conservatives have a different view of a lot of issues
versus our friends on the other side.
The election determines how that shakes out.
- Lindsey Graham

I was elected to the Diet in the same way as at every parliamentary election.
- Fritz Sauckel

It seems to be impossible to hold a credible election
without reforming the electoral system.
- Sheikh Hasina

Any time you have loose ballots, you have to worry about shenanigans.
It's a shame such a hard-fought election has to come
down to something like this.
- David Axelrod

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood;
a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.
- George Bernard Shaw

During the election in 1989, there was the first Soviet
election with alternative candidates to local government.
I myself arranged special training for them.
- Anatoly Chubais

The Labour Party's election manifesto is the longest suicide note in history.
- Greg Knight

One is actually the democracy here, you know,
people are, people assume that this election means
that there is democracy in Pakistan.
There is no democracy.
- Imran Khan

The Democratic Party is getting very angry,
and that came through clearly in this election.
- Ed Gillespie

Within the pages of The Betrayal of America I prove
that these justices were absolutely up to no good,
and they deliberately set out to hand the election to George Bush.
- Vincent Bugliosi

In the end, that's what this election is about.
Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope?
- Barack Obama

The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political
history that Republican voter turnout matched Democratic
turnout in a presidential election year.
- Jeff Miller

The 2000 election exposed some ugly history in our country.
- Donna Brazile

I don't think we'll win every election.
- Lee Scott

God has called us to be His representatives in our nation and in our world.
Select candidates who represent your views and work for their election.
- James Dobson

I got involved because I wanted to help inspire more
people to get off their butts and register and vote -
not just in this election,
but in every other election from now on,
you know?
- Jello Biafra

If everybody that voted in 2008 shows up in 2010,
we will win this election.
We will win this election.
- Barack Obama

I am convinced that we as a body must conduct a formal
and legitimate debate about election irregularities.
- Stephanie Tubbs Jones

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where
Arabs can be elected to the parliament in a democratic election.
- Adam Michnik

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until
we started working on the 2004 election.
- Rob Corddry

Well, usually when you talk about a mandate,
you're talking about an overwhelming win.
I don't think by any measurement the 2004 election was an overwhelming win.
- Lincoln Chafee

Certainly I think the election of John Kennedy and
all he stood for was one that really was an inspiration.
- Birch Bayh

As lawmakers, we must assure the people of America
that our nation will not experience the nightmare of
the 2000 presidential election.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

The right of election is the very essence of the constitution.
- Junius

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy,
but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
- Bill Vaughan

Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than
a great man be "discovered" by an election.
- Adolf Hitler

Certainly we know from our own experience how very
difficult it is when you've lost an election that perhaps
a lot of people were expecting you to win.
- Patricia Hewitt

A nice, easy place for freedom of speech to be eroded is comics,
because comics are a natural target whenever an election comes up.
- Neil Gaiman

It's not clear in the U.S.
at the moment, either.
We're going through another election.
- Bob Kerrey

In my mind, the re-election of Richard Nixon,
compared with what was available on the other side,
was so much more important that I put it in just that context.
- John N. Mitchell

People are what this election is all about.
- Patty Berg

I will not say the fact that there are no European
Union observers at an election means that it will not be fair and free.
- Olusegun Obasanjo

The final ballots represent players,
managers,
executives and builders who are top-tier candidates
and worthy of review for consideration for election to the Hall of Fame.
- Fay Vincent

I always lose the election in the polls,
and I always win it on election day.
- Benjamin Netanyahu

If an election is simply a one-day snapshot of transient mass delusions,
then this is not a very noble form of government.
- James Bovard

Like I said in my election manifesto -
why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?
- Cynthia Payne

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
- Dan Quayle

They have not always elected the best leaders,
particularly after a long period in which they have
not used this facility of free election.
You tend to lose the habit.
- Chinua Achebe

It is important that the Iraqi people have confidence
in the election results and that the voting process,
including the process for vote counting,
is free and fair.
- Zalmay Khalilzad

However, I keep reminding them that this issue is not
a new issue that has come out for this election.
This issue has been in the courts for two years and two months now.
- Sibel Edmonds

This is what happens, when, for the first time in modern history,
a candidate resorts to lawsuits to try to overturn
the outcome of an election for president.
- James Baker

These people have elevated audacity to symphonic and operatic levels.
The Florida Supreme Court relied on new law to resolve
the election dispute down there.
- Vincent Bugliosi

Responsibility for overseeing the implementation of
election law typically resides with partisan officials,
many with public stakes in the election outcome.
- Thomas E. Mann

To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and
we have been suffering ever since under this man's leadership.
- Jessica Lange

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians
getting in election returns:
there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
- Marcelene Cox

The important things that in a campaign we talk about,
let us not forget that once the election is over.
- Mike Rounds

There are a lot of people who worked extremely hard
in the election who are still organized who know how
to do door to door and phone canvassing,
who know how to raise money.
- Patricia Ireland

Two years before the last election you nor anyone else
would have predicted that Barack Obama was going to
get elected president of the United States.
- David Axelrod

An election is coming.
Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere
interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
- George Eliot

I didn't have the base I needed to win the election.
- Rodney Alexander

I learned more about elections on election night 2000
than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
- Rob Corddry

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder
statesman is to lose an election.
- Earl Wilson

So here we are, just two months away from the election,
with more and more examples that modern day Jim Crowe
laws are alive and well in the state of Florida.
- Corrine Brown

I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing
a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose.
- Jack Steinberger

If one area I felt it was a tough election was I couldn't
see my young son and I couldn't see my wife a lot,
but apart from that for her also it was an experience.
- Imran Khan

If you're going to try to win an election,
you can't be 80 percent.
You can't say, I'm for what my Democratic opponent is,
for but not quite so much of it.
- Pete du Pont

The Tories, every election, must have a bogy man.
If you haven't got a programme, a bogy man will do.
- Aneurin Bevan

A funny thing happened on the way to the election -
I got to the Senate first.
- Pierre Salinger

Prior to my election, young Cherokee girls would never
have thought that they might grow up and become chief.
- Wilma Mankiller

Senator Arlen Specter hasn't really switched parties;
he's simply realized he cannot win the Pennsylvania
Republican primary election.
- Michael Reagan

I voted for you during your last election.
- Mao Tse-Tung

Last month, the Iraqi people went to the polls,
voting in their first free election in more than 50 years.
- John M. McHugh


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