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Funny Education Quotes
Funny Quotes about Education

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College isn't the place to go for ideas.
- Helen Keller

Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- Albert Einstein


 

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,
but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
- Bill Cosby

Education is a method whereby
one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
- Laurence J. Peter

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice.
That's what I call a liberal education.
- Tallulah Bankhead


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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion
will legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power to do so,
and will follow it by suppressing opposition,
subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young,
and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
- Robert Heinlein

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
- Sydney J. Harris

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes
from one generation to another.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

No man who worships education has got the best out of education...
Without a gentle contempt for education no man's education is complete.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
- Cornelius Vanderbilt

The philosophy of the school room in one generation
will be the philosophy of government in the next.
- Abraham Lincoln

Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children,
and not for the education of all adults of every age?
- Erich Fromm

Education is all a matter of building bridges.
- Ralph Ellison

In the world today, a young lady who does not have
a college education just is not educated.
- Walter Annenberg

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
- Aristotle

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything
without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
- Robert Frost

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant

Education is a social process.
Education is growth.
Education is, not a preparation for life;
education is life itself.
- John Dewey

Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing,
the rest is mere sheep-herding.
- Ezra Pound

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society,
and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

Much education today is monumentally ineffective.
All too often we are giving young people cut flowers
when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants.
- John W. Gardner

Education...
has produced a vast population able to read but unable
to distinguish what is worth reading.
- G. M. Trevelyan

It is a thousand times better to have common sense
without education than to have education without common sense.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
- Malcolm Forbes

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory,
or even how much you know.
It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
- Anatole France

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and
disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
- Ambrose Bierce

Education is not the answer to the question.
Education is the means to the answer to all questions.
- William Allin

The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.
- George Santayana

To the extent that we are all educated and informed,
we will be more equipped to deal with the gut issues that tend to divide us.
- Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg

If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

Children have to be educated, but they have also to
be left to educate themselves.
- Ernest Dimnet

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
- Peter Drucker

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
- Gail Godwin

If an ignorant person is attracted by the things of the world,
that is bad.
But if a learned person is thus attracted,
it is worse.
- Abu Bakr

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty.
I will belong to the select few.
- Will Rogers

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

I would like to learn, or remember, how to live.
- Annie Dillard

A human being is not attaining his full heights until he is educated.
- Horace Mann

All that is valuable in human society
depends upon the opportunity for development
accorded the individual.
- Albert Einstein

The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge
and the dissemination of truth.
- John F. Kennedy

Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought
for with ardor and diligence.
- Abigail Adams

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned
something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
- Walt Disney

I learned more stuff in church than I did in the world.
- Al Green

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree
and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.
Then they would really be educated.
- Al McGuire

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living.
That's one thing about a little education.
It spoils you for actual work.
The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
- Will Rogers

It is always in season for old men to learn.
- Aeschylus

Responsibility educates.
- Wendell Phillips

Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine,
a possession for all time.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only person who is educated is the one who has
learned how to learn and change.
- Carl Rogers

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.
- Tammy Faye Bakker

To me education is a leading out of what is already
there in the pupil's soul.
To Miss Mackay it is a putting in of something that is not there,
and that is not what I call education.
I call it intrusion.
- Muriel Spark

To be able to be caught up into the world of thought -
that is being educated.
- Edith Hamilton

An educated people can be easily governed.
- Frederick The Great

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge,
others just gargle.
- Robert Anthony

Develop a passion for learning.
If you do, you will never cease to grow.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug,
thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts,
in speech or on paper, some style.
- Alan K. Simpson

America is the best half-educated country in the world.
- Nicholas M. Butler

An educated person is one who has learned that information
almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false,
misleading, fictitious, mendacious -
just dead wrong.
- Russell Baker

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

The most important outcome of education
is to help students become independent of formal education.
- Paul E. Gray

The willingness to learn new skills is very high.
- Angela Merkel

Learn to think continentally.
- Alexander Hamilton

The only real failure in life is one not learned from.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

I prefer the company of peasants because they have
not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
- Michel de Montaigne

Educate and inform the whole mass of the people ...
They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson

Reading builds the educated and informed electorate
so vital to our democracy.
- Brad Henry


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