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Funny Economic Quotes
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We know that when people are safe in their homes,
they are free to pursue their dream for a brighter
economic future for themselves and their families.
- George E. Pataki

Under capitalism each individual engages in economic planning.
- George Reisman

A friend or co-worker shares a political,
religious, economic, or social opinion
that is opposite to yours -
does that drive a wedge between your hearts?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We learned that economic growth and environmental protection
can and should go hand in hand.
- Christopher Dodd


 

As sure as the spring will follow the winter,
prosperity and economic growth will follow recession.
- Bo Bennett

Americans no longer look to government for economic security;
rather,
they look to their portfolios.
- Bill Owens

Philanthropy is commendable,
but it must not cause the philanthropist
to overlook the circumstances of economic injustice
which make philanthropy necessary.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.


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Capitalism works better from every perspective when
the economic decision makers are forced to share power
with those who will be affected by those decisions.
- Barney Frank

It is incumbent upon each of us to improve spending
and savings practices to ensure our own individual
financial security and preserve the collective economic
well-being of our great society.
- Ron Lewis

Until women learn to want economic independence,
and until they work out a way to get this independence
without denying themselves the joys of love and motherhood,
it seems to me feminism has no roots.
- Crystal Eastman

Economic depression cannot be cured by legislative
action or executive pronouncement.
Economic wounds must be healed by the action of the
cells of the economic body -
the producers and consumers themselves.
- Herbert Hoover

The U.S.
Supreme Court has established that the tribes own their water.
What I'd like to focus on is doing something with the
water that results in economic development.
- Dave Freudenthal

We have mistaken the nature of poverty,
and thought it was economic poverty.
No, it is poverty of soul, deprivation of God's recreating,
loving peace.
- Thomas R. Kelly

Historically, filmmakers always fall in love with every frame,
but now that even neophytes are given final cut,
this love affair carries with it serious economic implications.
- Peter Bart

The standard growth theory tells us that economic growth
in per capita basis comes from mainly two sources:
capital deepening and total factor productivity growth,
or TFP growth.
- Toshihiko Fukui

Social Security is not just the foundation of America's
retirement dignity and security,
it ensures the economic stability and strength of our
families and our state's economy.
- Debbie Stabenow

The WTO has one of the most impressive records in global economic governance,
by promoting trade liberalisation and economic development.
- Anna Lindh

Very few men imprisoned for economic crimes or even
crimes of passion against the oppressor feel that they are really guilty.
- George Jackson

The economic impact of illegal immigration on taxpayers is catastrophic.
- Ric Keller

For the only way in which a durable peace can be created
is by world-wide restoration of economic activity and international trade.
- James Forrestal

One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to
know what you do not know.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Seen that way, the wholesale transformation of production
technologies that is mandated by pollution prevention
creates a new surge of economic development.
- Barry Commoner

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy
America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.
- Jerry Falwell

Socialism is...
not only a way of life, but a certain scientific approach
to social and economic problems.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

Britain in the 1970s was undoubtedly an economic mess
because of the oil price explosion.
- Barbara Castle

The economic game is not supposed to be rigged like
some shady ring toss on a carnival midway.
- Arianna Huffington

Reducing the tax burden is necessary to produce economic growth.
- Bob Schaffer

A law can be both economic folly and constitutional.
- Antonin Scalia

During the 1990s, San Francisco lived through one of
the most intense economic booms of its history.
- Gavin Newsom

Well, as a general remark, I would say that I was discouraged
by the physical and economic conditions in continental Europe after the war.
- David Bruce

Folks in the bottom half of the economy are already squeezed hard.
They will be bloodied and bankrupt if economic policy
inadvertently induces a recession.
- William Greider

Economic advance is not the same thing as human progress.
- John Clapham

Already, China has undermined U.S.
foreign policy in efforts to gain access to oil resources in Iran and Sudan.
We simply cannot separate the political and economic values of oil.
- Jo Ann Emerson

Even before I came to Chicago, I had gotten interested
in the existence of dispersion of prices under conditions
which economic theory said would yield a single price.
- George Stigler

The New Deal was going to redistribute the national
income according to ideals of social and economic justice.
- Garet Garrett

So that we focus not on competing visions for Europe
but on what Europe can do to improve economic growth,
to give us a cleaner environment, to create more jobs,
to make us more secure.
- John Hutton

I think the market driven economic system is the most productive system,
but to have that work in the world, you've got to also
have social investments to go along with that.
- Mike Lowry

The European model is, first, a social and economic
system founded on the role of the market,
for no computer in the world can process information better than the market.
- Jacques Delors

We must have a foreign policy which is based only on
the long-term interests of our race,
not on the interest of other races or on economic considerations or anything else.
- George Lincoln Rockwell

The bottom line is that the death tax is a tax on the
economy because it slows economic growth.
- Todd Tiahrt

I was paid to read Western economic texts.
In a way, the regime paid for their own undermining.
- Vaclav Klaus

Make no mistake: The organization of the working class
must be both economic and political.
The capitalist is organized upon both lines.
You must attack him on both.
- Daniel De Leon

Coal research and development provides huge benefits for the nation,
and pay for itself many times over through taxes flowing
back to the Treasury from expanded economic activity.
- Tim Holden

Coal is absolutely critical to our nation's economic
health and global competitiveness.
- Jerry Costello

The publication of the third volume of Capital has
made hardly any impression upon bourgeois economic science.
- Rudolf Hilferding

I think, however, that so long as our present economic
and national systems continue,
scientific research has little to fear.
- John B. S. Haldane

Deficits.
Most people of knowledge say it's the biggest single
problem facing the economic free world.
- David Hartman

My parents had always preached the virtues of hard work.
But hard work is one thing; economic struggle is another.
- Sargent Shriver

For years, European leaders have pointed out that Europe is an economic giant,
but a military pygmy.
- Lord Robertson

Global interdependence today means that economic disasters
in developing countries could create a backlash on developed countries.
- Atal Bihari Vajpayee

The drive toward economic nationalism is only part
of the general revival of nationalism.
- Arthur Henderson

We all knew this.
We all knew that it would take more time than any of
us want to dig ourselves out of this hole created by this economic crisis.
- Barack Obama

For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who
is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians.
Their focus was more on economic issues.
- Jonathan Katz

The great dialectic in our time is not,
as anciently and by some still supposed,
between capital and labor; it is between economic enterprise and the state.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

I want to rid the country of corruption and return
our economic environment.
- Nestor Kirchner

Religion has become so many different things.
Religion is an economic thing for some people.
Religion is a gun.
- Ziggy Marley

Political Freedom without economic equality is a pretense,
a fraud, a lie; and the workers want no lying.
- Mikhail Bakunin

And the cornerstone of my economic policies,
when I first got elected, was cutting taxes on everybody on who paid taxes.
- George W. Bush

It is part of my faith as a Muslim to try to help those
who are suffering from poverty or economic or political injustice.
- Cat Stevens

I support concrete and progressive immigration reform
based on three primary criteria:
family reunification,
economic contributions, and humanitarian concerns.
- Jeff Bingaman

Nevada once again has shown double digit increases in tax revenue...
Nevada continues to show economic stability with its
desirable business climate and booming tourism sector.
- Kenny Guinn

It is economic power that determines political power,
and governments become the political functionaries of economic power.
- Jose Saramago

Women know what men have long forgotten.
The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.
- Clare Boothe Luce

Reconciliation requires changes of heart and spirit,
as well as social and economic change.
It requires symbolic as well as practical action.
- Malcolm Fraser

I found that our Soviet espionage efforts had virtually never,
or had very seldom, produced any worthwhile political
or economic intelligence on the Soviet Union.
- Aldrich Ames

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery
package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
- Nancy Pelosi

The attainment of the economic aims of man presupposes peace.
- Ludwig von Mises

Once upon a time my political opponents honored me
as possessing the fabulous intellectual and economic
power by which I created a worldwide depression all by myself.
- Herbert Hoover

Tax cuts continue to benefit families,
seniors, and small business owners, as evidenced by
unparalleled economic growth in Nevada and across the country.
- Jon Porter

Last Thursday, our Supreme Court backed that local
governments can co-opt private property,
and give it to another private entity,
for economic development.
- Cliff Stearns

Advances have fallen, generally, for everything except
the biggest potential bestsellers.
Given all the changes, both economic and technological,
SF hasn't done too badly.
- Alan Dean Foster


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