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Funny Easter Sunday Quotes
Funny Quotes about Easter Sunday

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And it is always Easter Sunday at the New York City Ballet.
It is always coming back to life.
Not even coming back to life - it lives in the constant present.
- John Guare

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything,
when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
- Bernhard Langer

The great gift of Easter is hope -
Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God,
in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love,
which nothing can shake.
- Basil C. Hume

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality?
It's not like the Easter Bunny,
your belief isn't necessary.
- Lea DeLaria


 

Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.
- Pope John Paul II

We were taking collections for people with AIDS in New York around Easter.
- Chita Rivera

Most people outside of America won't get it.
It's the Easter bunny.
It's another lie and I don't understand why we had
to invent this character.
- Todd Rundgren


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Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian
holidays that move in sync,
like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics.
- Marvin Olasky

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the
cataclysmic events of that first Easter.
- Josh McDowell

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because
then you get stuff cheaper.
- Amy Sedaris

Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity
out there in the real world,
right now, for each and every one of these groups?
If we believed in the tooth fairy,
if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that.
- William Weld

I am very proud of this work because it is more about
the meaning of the Easter Rising and its relationship
to what this whole century has been about,
people liberating themselves, freeing themselves.
- Leon Uris

God expects from men something more than at such times,
and that it were much to be wished for the credit of
their religion as well as the satisfaction of their
conscience that their Easter devotions would in some
measure come up to their Easter dress.
- Robert South

A strangely reflective, even melancholy day.
Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere,
Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality
of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn?
- Hugh Mackay

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

Do not let Sunday be taken from you.
If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.
- Albert Schweitzer

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
- Joseph Addison

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to
do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz

Just in terms of allocation of time resources,
religion is not very efficient.
There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
- Bill Gates

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality
on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,
cash me out.
- Frank Sinatra

We went to church every Sunday.
When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
- Darius Rucker

Millions long for immortality
who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.
- Billy Sunday

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.
- Billy Sunday

More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
- Billy Sunday

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays,
then Sunday, then Monday.
Then I would try and train and it was no good,
then have another drink just to pass the day away.
- Paul Gascoigne

I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor
that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.
- Henry IV

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but
in meeting the payroll on Monday.
- Art Rooney

People realized that they could come on Fox News Sunday,
and they would be well and fairly treated.
- Brit Hume

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.
- Raymond Chandler

While the 1980 book was being serialized in the Sunday Times,
Charles attacked it through the Observer.
- Anthony Holden

It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales.
I am opposed to alcohol period.
It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run.
It's a dangerous drug.
- John Hunter

My parents had a pub and each Sunday there was an accordionist.
They have told me that when I was in my cradle,
I already was imitating the gestures of the musician.
- Toots Thielemans

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more
humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
- Johan Huizinga

After I'd preached a message on Sunday night,
I'd print it up.
- Tim LaHaye

My mother raised me in the church.
I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday;
there was no option.
I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.
- Steve Harvey

I live in Spain.
Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night.
Basically, very late at night.
You don't watch, you just read the news after who won or who lost.
- Javier Bardem

I take the kids to church and Sunday school.
They love it.
I really think it's important for a child to feel that
there are things that are bigger than your life out there.
- Reese Witherspoon

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to
two options after my first performance.
- Shelley Berman

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats;
then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
- Fred Allen

Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews
seem to be the same as last week's.
Different books same reviews.
- John Osborne

Poetry is truth in its Sunday clothes.
- Joseph Roux

But I can't wait to watch the Tonys this Sunday.
I'm really glad Broadway is doing so well this year,
especially with its straight plays.
It's been a wonderful year.
- Gregory Harrison

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance
for the evil conscience of their parents.
- H. L. Mencken

My training in Science of Mind had begun with my mother.
She took me to a different church every Sunday,
and she encouraged me to question the minister afterward.
- Esther Williams

In the morning on Sunday, a drum is sounded at about 8 o'clock.
- William Brewster

I'd rather direct than produce.
Any day.
And twice on Sunday.
- Steven Spielberg

We are on Sunday night because that is where they put us 30-odd years ago.
I think we became a habit.
- Morley Safer

If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach.
I scuba dive and swim and sail.
A lot of the things I like are around the water.
- Parker Stevenson

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday,
Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
- Donna Shalala

I had to go to Sunday school once or twice in my life,
and that's where I commented someplace on hearing.
- John Hawkes

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President
because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting
together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
- Russell Baker

I don't have an objective overview of Black Sunday.
- Barbara Steele

Sunday school don't make you cool forever.
- Sly Stone

Most Sunday magazines, with the New York Times as an exception,
are kind of sleepy, weekend service vehicles to move living room products.
- David Talbot

People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School,
but it's true.
- Richard M. Nixon

I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about
Christ and the Christmas star.
They were beautiful.
They made you warm and happy to think about.
But I didn't believe them.
- Frances Farmer

Home is our sanctuary, where we:
relax into being ourselves,
play with our inner child,
paint the walls green and pink,
dig in the dirt,
grow something,
love somebody else,
love ourselves even more,
snuggle with a warm blanket on a Sunday afternoon,
hang "go away" on the door whenever we want,
clean and tidy often... or never,
launch from and return to,
are truly ourselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of my good friends is Christian,
goes to church every Sunday,
very religious.
I'm fine with that and I will never judge her.
- Amber Tamblyn

It was a Sunday afternoon, wet and cheerless;
and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to
show than a rainy Sunday in London.
- Thomas de Quincey

The life of the wealthy is one long Sunday.
- Georg Buchner

My father was invited to play on a television show
when I was 17 or 18 that was an early equivalent of educational television,
a Sunday afternoon kind of variety art show.
- John Sebastian

I enjoy sports.
I get a real joy from playing sports but I don't look for those movies.
Oliver Stone wanted to know if I would do Any Given
Sunday and it just didn't appeal to me.
- Kevin Costner

In Europe the parents are included as with children.
All three generations are together.
I'm thinking of Italy.
You go out on a Sunday afternoon and the whole family is there.
- Dana Delany

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped
outside and felt the wind and rain in my face,
I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took
my time and trusted myself.
- Tom Kite

It's not enough to attend church and pray every Sunday;
you have to act.
- Abbe Pierre

I once spent a year in Philadelphia,
I think it was on a Sunday.
- W. C. Fields

Luckily, I have the good fortune of being on the same team as Ray Lewis.
I don't have to face him on Sunday.
- Jamal Lewis

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.
- Jilly Cooper


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